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Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
How the gently caress do you do it, I'm trying to drink only on the weekend and its loving hard

Anxiety
Microwinky

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TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Haven't been able to figure that one out yet but good luck op try chewing gum I guess

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
dont buy alcohol when you run out

do different drugs

idk, i dont see the appeal in booze tbqh. its like, the shittiest downer you could possibly get your hands on.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Play video games instead or lift weights

Maybe meet a nice girl and get married

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
being sober is for quitters op hth

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
reality is soul crushing and the only answer is burbon and coors banquet

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Smoke weed, you can do that every day after work and still function fine. Then you drink and smoke on the weekends and get all squirrelly.

Gr4vyB04t
Jan 31, 2010

Hey gurl, hey.
It's not worth it. Booze n speed n weed n pills 4 lyfe.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
if the only alcohol in the world was IPA beer I would huff paint tho

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

various cheeses posted:

Play video games instead or lift weights

Maybe meet a nice girl and get married

Good advice

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


various cheeses posted:

Play video games instead or lift weights

Maybe meet a nice girl and get married


A marriage without alcohol? You must be a masochist

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
alcohol sucks get hooked on xannies

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
currently drunk and how do i cook food like this?
last frozen pizza burnt terribly

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

In my experience you have to come at it from a place of positivity. Put on the Rocky soundtrack and go run or do some push ups. Keep thinking that you're bad rear end enough to conquer it.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

Nonviolent J posted:

How the gently caress do you do it, I'm trying to drink only on the weekend and its loving hard

Anxiety
Microwinky

I know dealing with anxiety can be hard, it's easier with friends and family around. Trust me, being alone and being your own watchdog is hell. I'm glad to hear you're trying, rooting for you!

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
im not a wino im a wine yes

Bruce Boxlicker
Jul 26, 2004



Fun Shoe
Easy, grow the gently caress up and deal with your problems instead of hiding in a bottle

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.
Say no to drugs. Say yes to Jesus!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Gl nvj I hope you succeed in slowing your roll

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Bruce Boxlicker posted:

Easy, grow the gently caress up and deal with your problems instead of hiding in a bottle

my problem is an empty beer tho

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
get some momentum going and set a goal.

start with a week, then a month, then six months, then a year.

it sounds cheesy but once you have enough time banked up its easy to say no and keep up your "high score"

i'll be at a year this month and i don't want to throw that away for anything

just be serious about it and make sure you're doing it because you want to

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
if you weren't drinking, you wouldn't have done that thing last week that made your friends hate you

if you weren't drinking, your mother wouldn't think you're such a loser

hth op, I really want you to get better! :)

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
daddy drinks because u cry

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
gently caress it dude we only live for what amount to a tiny moment in the grand scheme of things if you really want to drink/abuse then go for it literally no one in existence will be affected majorly save the ones who count on you let em know they can't and that you live life on the edge 420 BLAZE IT human being 710 DAB CITY GET BUZZED GET DRUNK GET CRUNK GET FUUUUCKED UUUUP

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

if you stop drinking you'll actually be able to remember your life

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Sjs00 posted:

gently caress it dude we only live for what amount to a tiny moment in the grand scheme of things if you really want to drink/abuse then go for it literally no one in existence will be affected majorly save the ones who count on you let em know they can't and that you live life on the edge 420 BLAZE IT human being 710 DAB CITY GET BUZZED GET DRUNK GET CRUNK GET FUUUUCKED UUUUP

woah

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

500 bad things posted:

if you stop drinking you'll actually be able to remember your life

gently caress that poo poo.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

500 bad things posted:

if you stop drinking you'll actually be able to remember your life

counterpoint: the best part of Alzheimer's is having a one night stand every night

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

500 bad things posted:

if you stop drinking you'll actually be able to remember your life

so.......keep drinking then

yoober
Nov 21, 2010

500 bad things posted:

if you stop drinking you'll actually be able to remember your life

no thanks

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
is overrated

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Nonviolent J posted:

How the gently caress do you do it, I'm trying to drink only on the weekend and its loving hard

Anxiety
Microwinky

Wow that sounds like a good way to become very dehydrated.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Wow that sounds like a good way to become very dehydrated.

good point, beer has water in it but water has no beer in it

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Even jesus turned water into wine

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Get a bag and fill it with door knobs then scream and scream into the bag take one of the doorknobs out of the bag put it to your head and then use it to open ur mind.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Ork of Fiction posted:

Get a bag and fill it with door knobs then scream and scream into the bag take one of the doorknobs out of the bag put it to your head and then use it to open ur mind.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Do you know what the best part of of this thread is?

No, I suppose you don't.

Once you let go, from whatever it is you are holding on to, you begin to understand that you aren't actually falling.

:)

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

VendaGoat posted:

Do you know what the best part of of this thread is?

No, I suppose you don't.

Once you let go, from whatever it is you are holding on to, you begin to understand that you aren't actually falling.

:)

What does that even mean?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

myDad posted:

What does that even mean?

it means it's beer thirty

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

let it mellow posted:

it means it's beer thirty

:guinness:

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