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smoke weed on weekdays imo
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 06:56 |
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Hell Yeah posted:smoke weed on weekdays imo This may just be my opinion but, SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:01 |
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SpaceClown posted:dont buy alcohol when you run out without an ounce of data i'd bet a tenner that alcohol consumption on average goes up after marriage in one or both parties
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:03 |
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If you keep drinking you will eventually wind up in a windowless, fluorescent-lit room with a bunch of burnouts whose only joys are stale coffee in plastic cups and going outside en masses to suck down cigarettes before returning to the sickly green room to talk about how much fun they had when they were self-defeating drunks and how everything sucks now and if you keep going to them eventually you can pick up freshly minted sober tang who'll basically fall in love with whoever offers to sponsor them because they're so emotionally frazzled that any positive attention is mistaken for love and basically who are you to say no to newly sober tang when you remember how hard it was sobering up and your junk doesn't even work properly anymore and you barely even like sex sober but you'll do it anyway if it's a scared twenty two year old who looks thirty because of all the alcohol and cigarettes because what gives you the right to make them feel rejected when all they want is to love you and so you do that for a few years and then you start drinking again and the thought of starting all that nonsense all over again a fifth time just makes you want to kill yourself until one day you do.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:06 |
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:gently caress that poo poo.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:18 |
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In The Bushes posted:If you keep drinking you will eventually wind up in a windowless, fluorescent-lit room with a bunch of burnouts whose only joys are stale coffee in plastic cups and going outside en masses to suck down cigarettes before returning to the sickly green room to talk about how much fun they had when they were self-defeating drunks and how everything sucks now and if you keep going to them eventually you can pick up freshly minted sober tang who'll basically fall in love with whoever offers to sponsor them because they're so emotionally frazzled that any positive attention is mistaken for love and basically who are you to say no to newly sober tang when you remember how hard it was sobering up and your junk doesn't even work properly anymore and you barely even like sex sober but you'll do it anyway if it's a scared twenty two year old who looks thirty because of all the alcohol and cigarettes because what gives you the right to make them feel rejected when all they want is to love you and so you do that for a few years and then you start drinking again and the thought of starting all that nonsense all over again a fifth time just makes you want to kill yourself until one day you do. TL;DR
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:39 |
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I like to drink beer & jack off
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:40 |
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Sobriety gives me a migraine. You got anythin for that?
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:40 |
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drinking an innis and gunn right now its delicioous!!!
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:41 |
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Chlamyllionaire posted:Sobriety gives me a migraine. You got anythin for that? Weed
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:41 |
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Chlamyllionaire posted:Sobriety gives me a migraine. You got anythin for that? opiods
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:47 |
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SpaceClown posted:opiods loving
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:47 |
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VendaGoat posted:Weed Look if you're gonna be aggressively gay at me then please show me you dab piece and toy collection :bigtran:
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:51 |
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Chlamyllionaire posted:Look if you're gonna be aggressively gay at me then please show me you dab piece and toy collection :bigtran: I'm sorry, all contraband is currently lodged so far up my own rear end, I could not hope to pass it for a fortnight.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:53 |
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If coffee can't fix it, it's probably alcohol poisoning.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:57 |
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Gonna snork some opiums and smokes sum crystal LSD since I cna't get a drank around here
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:59 |
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Nonviolent J posted:How the gently caress do you do it, I'm trying to drink only on the weekend and its loving hard my strat op is to drink v8 during the week and i put a lot pepper and hot sauce in it for a "spicy" little after work drink for "wind down" e; i drink the Low Sodium v8 because i want to live forever, OP.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 08:06 |
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that and ASMR Kidnapping / Psycho Ex Girlfriend videos on my Google Cardboard while i crank my balls off in the coat closet onto my ex girlfriends high heels i hid when she moved out
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 08:09 |
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Smythe posted:that and ASMR Kidnapping / Psycho Ex Girlfriend videos on my Google Cardboard while i crank my balls off in the coat closet onto my ex girlfriends high heels i hid when she moved out Hot tip!
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 08:12 |
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I posted this in some other thread but last year I was thinking maybe I was drinking too much so I went three months with no alcohol/tobacco/weed and it did absolutely nothing. I didn't sleep better, I didn't lose weight, I didn't feel happier. Sobriety is bullshit is what I'm saying. We are poor stupid apes who accidentally gained consciousness and alcohol, etc. helps us deal with that horrible burden.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 08:16 |
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sobriety. not even once.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 08:17 |
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cocaine & booze
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 08:19 |
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Chinatown posted:cocaine & booze Alcohol is a depressant and cocaine is a stimulant So if you do both it evens out & you're balanced
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 08:42 |
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I just like the feeling of relaxation and being carefree for a few hours Weed doesn't work like that for me
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 09:07 |
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sometimes I listen to moby and take a few goofballs what of it
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 09:27 |
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Piss de Bundy posted:sometimes I listen to moby and take a few goofballs what of it your av always reminds me of a particularly non-sober time in which i binged that pretty ok show. TY
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 09:32 |
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Getting diagnosed with H Pylori and gastritis by my doc and he strongly implied it was due to alcohol consumption was an eye opener. Rational recovery worked well for me for a few months, but 100% abstinence for the rest of my life just doesn't fit my world view, you know?
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 09:46 |
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Chinatown posted:reality is soul crushing and the only answer is burbon and coors banquet This poo poo is extremely my jam. Except the coors part.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 09:53 |
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Smythe posted:my strat op is to drink v8 during the week and i put a lot pepper and hot sauce in it for a "spicy" little after work drink for "wind down" That's gonna give you something worse than alcoholism..., indigestion.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 09:56 |
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Nonviolent J posted:I just like the feeling of relaxation and being carefree for a few hours HAve you tried MXE? I don't know if it's legal in AU, but it's legal here and I recommend it for occasional relaxation.(not regular use or you'll get a tolerance + beef up ur organs maybe, idk why risk it.)
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 10:00 |
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various cheeses posted:Play video games instead or lift weights Just gonna throw this out there. Video games are way better drunk. It's the only way to play.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 10:15 |
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Guildenstern Mother posted:This poo poo is extremely my jam. Except the coors part. i'll allow it
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 13:05 |
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Why be sober here, at the end of all things?
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 13:31 |
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it's easy once you learn to love yourself
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 13:42 |
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Zorodius posted:it's easy once you learn to love yourself *nods approvingly into mirror*
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 13:43 |
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Nonviolent J posted:How the gently caress do you do it You don't you idiot. Just drink and drink and drink until you're dead.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 13:45 |
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i managed to quit doing everything but weed. i dont really know how. Hrmmm. i think i got lucky ?
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 14:15 |
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VendaGoat posted:Do you know what the best part of of this thread is? you're actually tumbling down a steep mountain sloop covered in jagged rocks
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 14:44 |
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The trick is realizing that you've probably set up being intoxicated as a barrier to having fun. The typical pattern is that you have fun doing things while high, then later on your thought process becomes when doing anything "This would be more fun with -drug-" and eventually "This isn't fun without -drug-." At this point -drug- isn't helping you have fun, its preventing you from having fun. The only way out is to just not use a drug for 2 weeks to a month so your thought pattern gets out of that.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 15:14 |
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OctoberBlues posted:I posted this in some other thread but last year I was thinking maybe I was drinking too much so I went three months with no alcohol/tobacco/weed and it did absolutely nothing. I didn't sleep better, I didn't lose weight, I didn't feel happier. Sobriety is bullshit is what I'm saying. Well just being sober but not working on underlying issues is the thing called dry drunk
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