Super Bowl LI GDT: Patriots vs Falcons

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Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Let's go pats, let's go unflinching, uncaring, unfathomable darkness.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 00:02

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 20:55

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Petite Dinklage posted:

Post your Superbowl eats

mini corn dogs
boneless wings
tater tots
queso

I have tempura'd some veggies. Will deep frying all manners of gross poo poo soon. Wings up next.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 00:26

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

a patagonian cavy posted:

Who called defensive duel here? This is weird

Agreed. Let's get a first quarter score, pats.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 01:01

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Bob Morales posted:

Blount

Where is Lewis?

I'm sure we'll see him next series lol

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 01:10

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Chinatown posted:

falcons D is looking hot as gently caress right now

Yup. Looking good for sure. Good god.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 01:23

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Frog Princess posted:

Brady likes to get pegged by Gronk.

Why would gronk use a dildo instead of his presumably functional penis?

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 01:24

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

My wife after the Bennett catch: "we finally earned our own first down" lol

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 01:43

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Hahahaha Holy poo poo

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 01:45

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

N00ba the Hutt posted:

As a Pats fan, Brady's tragic dive that ended up five yards short of the guy with the ball was hilarious.

Same

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 01:49

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Katie Nolan is cool and good. Shame about our patriots lol

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 02:31

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

There we go fellas.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 02:39

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

GeneX posted:

all those women, sitting on one, single, rear end

It was war. We had to ration asses.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 02:46

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

exploded mummy posted:

Bench Edelman

I think he had the league lead in drops this season by a wide margin iirc.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 02:47

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

I was alive for the bears/pats super bowl, but not old enough to experience it. Thanks, falcons, for this bookend lol

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 02:55

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

_{hooooooooray!}

e: lol there was some good odds on a kick hitting the uprights iirc

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 03:06

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Josh Lyman posted:

Any ATL goons wanna meet up and get shitfaced?

I hope you guys have a great night. Atl is gonna be crazy.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 03:22

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Shear Modulus posted:

is this something i dont get

Loss.jpg

Well done imo

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 03:23

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

nooneofconsequence posted:

Alexa, play the bees scene from My Girl

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 03:30

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

I thought Matt Patricia got himself a sb ad spot at the start of the chip/Alexa commerical

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 03:31

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Silly Burrito posted:

If you can't trust a dead dog to give you good advice, who can you trust?

All dogs go to heaven. It's a dead dog, but not in heaven. Ergo, it's not a dog. Don't belive its lies.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 03:35

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

DrunkPanda posted:

That girl in the Tmobile commercial is so loving gross looking. How did she get a job as an actress, looking like that?

You should watch "flight of the conchords." It's real good and so is Schall

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 03:38

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

I watched that clueless gamer piece. Freeney owes Tom another "I'm sorry"

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 03:40

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

My wife, also a native new englander, is in the bath because she's too upset to watch the game. Been in there for the last 10 minutes. I'm not gonna tell her what's up because gently caress that.

Great Freeman catch. Maybe it's for the best lol

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 03:46

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

actionjackson posted:

Holy gently caress what a catch

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 03:48

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Atta boy flowers

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 03:51

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Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Tom Sellout posted:

For real, guys, that Jones catch waas one of the best catches in NFL history.

As a Pats fan, I've seen a few in the super bowl. That is like 1a after the helmet catch. Depends how the game ends though

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 03:53

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