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Call your friend Lindsey Ofay for your free readin'! I'm starting off by reading my fortune for there are turbulent times ahead for me. The judiciary is threatening our delicate republican eco-system with the possibility of mattering. I need some guidance. I am extending a hand to my comrades so that they might also see what lies ahead; there will be three card readings available as time permits. You may also put in requests for beloved political leaders for who you might have some affection.
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Feb 5, 2017 23:44
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Feb 5, 2017 23:54
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what are your card readings for buttigieg
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Feb 5, 2017 23:55
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Brief summary of my reading (explanation upon request): *gasp!* America has spoken!
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Feb 5, 2017 23:58
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:
what set are these from? i want a hi-res nine of pentacles, thats a dope look
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Feb 5, 2017 23:58
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well america's had it a long time coming but i kind of would rather be ruled by germany and china at this point
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Feb 5, 2017 23:59
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:what are your card readings for buttigieg well, the very fact he can lead a political career open and confident in his sexuality already speaks highly of his fortunes in life i'll see what I can do 
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Feb 6, 2017 00:02
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self-improvement is pretty difficult, good luck man 
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Feb 6, 2017 00:04
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Mr. Graham, will I find love this year, or do the cards say that 2017 is going to be yet another total bust
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Feb 6, 2017 00:06
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Pete Buttigieg:   why, it's just noting but bad news today in a photo, his reading (explanations available upon request): 
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Feb 6, 2017 00:12
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Mr. Graham, will I find love this year, or do the cards say that 2017 is going to be yet another total bust here goes, 
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Feb 6, 2017 00:14
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do me, except i dont want to know if i die. my mom did a tarot reading where it said she was going to die and then she did die so gently caress that
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Feb 6, 2017 00:18
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Mr. Graham, will I find love this year, or do the cards say that 2017 is going to be yet another total bust    The current Trumpenreich has you shook like Nate, and so you haven't been paying attention to the possibilities you have been trapped in your anxiety be careful to not let that lead you into forms of escapism that will conspire to keep sabotaging your relationships try to avoid cheap sordid affairs and instead use your heart and mind when considering potential mates avoid letting anxiety wall you from the joys in life
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Feb 6, 2017 00:23
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Doorknob Slobber posted:do me, except i dont want to know if i die. my mom did a tarot reading where it said she was going to die and then she did die so gently caress that my reading for you literally and unironically includes the Death card in my reading it does not signify death and in fact is a good omen in relation to the other cards do you still want your reading? e:   
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Feb 6, 2017 00:26
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:
umm, holy poo poo. honestly, wow. you just nailed me dead center thank you, I'm really, really going to take this to heart edit: seriously, I'm like, deeply moved. you're okay in my book, Senator
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Feb 6, 2017 00:27
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What do the cards have to say about me?
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Feb 6, 2017 00:27
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KIND OF A KIM DEAL posted:What do the cards have to say about me?    it has been a difficult path that got you here but it's a battle you were never going to lose because it played to your strengths the chance for new love may be right around the corner the appearance of the justice card implies the possibility of marriage
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Feb 6, 2017 00:41
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Do it
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Feb 6, 2017 00:43
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the black husserl posted:what set are these from? i want a hi-res nine of pentacles, thats a dope look It's the cat people tarot.
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Feb 6, 2017 00:46
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:umm, holy poo poo. honestly, wow. you just nailed me dead center 
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Feb 6, 2017 02:36
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Read me Lindsey!
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Feb 6, 2017 02:41
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Baloogan posted:Read me Lindsey!    you have gone through a period of intense sacrifice, in which you had no other choice but to wait, until said circumstances passed you have come out of this period and live in relative comfort compared to before this financial comfort is fragile however, and you, sensing this, have kept an eye out for the next opportunities that may become available you are beginning a journey into becoming more financially solvent and what you will seek, is guidance going forward you will go through a period of apprenticeship while learning how to maintain your financial security
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Feb 6, 2017 02:54
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Feb 6, 2017 02:58
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My SO is quite good at divination, dear Senator, they have a side job of doing just this. I've never had a reading from anyone other than her. What's in the cards for me, Mr. Senator?
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Feb 6, 2017 03:00
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:
could you do a reading for the future political carrier of governor and failed prez candidate scott walker??? 
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Feb 6, 2017 03:04
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Read me
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Feb 6, 2017 03:04
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Will Andy pick me?
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Feb 6, 2017 03:06
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Weeping Wound posted:My SO is quite good at divination, dear Senator, they have a side job of doing just this.    in the past you have been of two minds trapped between two decisions this has been for your sanity as well as to spare the feelings of others it has been a troubling time that demanded a steely emotional resolve in the present the two opposing forces you have been attempting to balance have come to a head now you have a decision in front of you as well as the very real possibility of loss in the end however, victory will be yours you will be able to have what you want with no caveats
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Feb 6, 2017 03:11
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Al! posted:could you do a reading for the future political carrier of governor and failed prez candidate scott walker???    the tarot doesn't lie he cheated so far the repercussions either haven't hit or aren't too bad yet he will have a shot at love but either illness or a myriad of setbacks will prevent him from feeling fulfillment
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Feb 6, 2017 03:23
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:
I am so spooked by this, that I'm discussing this fortune w/the SO in question. you're really dang good at this, holy gently caress
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Feb 6, 2017 03:35
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Mycroft Holmes posted:Read me   you are coming out of what was once a haze of uncertainty it may be due to a bad childhood or a deceitful person you have interacted with more recently in any case you experienced a period of denial and mental unrest this is over now, love and hope are on the horizon the ace of cups is an omen of a chance meeting or reconciliation of a romantic nature the star in your future, indicates that hope springs eternal for those things you cherish most
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Feb 6, 2017 03:36
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Gridlocked posted:Will Andy pick me? it's a yes or no question, so this is a one card reading the answer is yes, if yes is what you would consider a victory
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Feb 6, 2017 03:46
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:Do it is this a request for a tarot reading?
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Feb 6, 2017 03:46
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I'm not a fatalist but tarot cards own so I'd like a election forecasting mr nate sil....no, wait, gently caress that, tell me what my future is
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Feb 6, 2017 04:00
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rudatron posted:I'm not a fatalist but tarot cards own so I'd like a election forecasting mr nate sil....no, wait, gently caress that, tell me what my future is  in the past you had the support of a kind mentor this person is male and likely, has the zodiac sign of cancer this person had a lot of importance to you they are in many ways your inspiration you have sought intellectual or even perhaps career excellence because of this person's influence with this in mind you will experience a dramatic life change this change is unavoidable but, it's a change you will gradually be able to acclimate yourself to this is the closing of one chapter as another one opens
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Feb 6, 2017 04:28
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:
HA - married? Never again. - The Artist formerly known as Mrs. John Murphy ----------------
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Feb 6, 2017 04:41
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KIND OF A KIM DEAL posted:HA - married? Never again. black francis says hi: 
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Feb 6, 2017 05:04
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Senator Graham, as a politician you have undoubtedly used this ability to read the mood of your constituents, so my request is: What do the cards say about the people of South Carolina?
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Feb 6, 2017 05:16
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:black francis says hi: Sorry I don't have time right now but please tell Charles "absolutely not" and that he is the very definition of a complete bellend for me ok?. Thanks Linds! 
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Feb 6, 2017 05:20
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Patter Song posted:Senator Graham, as a politician you have undoubtedly used this ability to read the mood of your constituents, so my request is: well for one, they don't have 2 cents to rub together due to lack of educational funding in the state, so this will be a one card reading  this is death reversed and as such; this is a card of stagnancy and immobility, of inertia spot on imo
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