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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

KIND OF A KIM DEAL posted:

Sorry I don't have time right now but please tell Charles "absolutely not" and that he is the very definition of a complete bellend for me ok?. Thanks Linds!



*rapidly scuttles Francis out of the office and fires the aide that bought him to me*

i'm sorry for any pain and suffering this may have caused

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

is this a request for a tarot reading?

Yes

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




ok go :smugwizard:

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Read me please and thank you :)

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief



perhaps you recently felt financially comfortable
in the past, or felt safe in the hands of a male father figure
now the world's various temptations beckon
do not let them
or you will live in regret

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 06:26 on Feb 6, 2017

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief



in the past you may have outwitted someone
this has in fact become the impetus
of your current journey towards victory
this journey finds it's blessing in the star
a card that promises hope attending all those affairs
you are most invested in

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Agean90 posted:

Read me please and thank you :)



in the past you were betrayed
in fact you may find that
you are only now making progress,
away from a dark period in your life
now, you are looking towards the future,
and upon what you have accomplished
the future holds simple joys for you,
and a renewed feeling of peace,
and repose

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




when have i ever outwitted anyone tho

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Squizzle posted:

when have i ever outwitted anyone tho

it could be an entity, like poverty, or mis-education as these too can prevent a coming victory

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




maybe it was the clown dog boss in rockin kats

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


haha, whoever betrayed me sucked so much at it i didnt even notice it. eat it traitors

shove me like you do
Dec 9, 2007

Real Neato

Fun Shoe
Oooh tell me what the cards speak to you oh soothsayer lindsey.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
gimme the bad news Senator

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

shove me like you do posted:

Oooh tell me what the cards speak to you oh soothsayer lindsey.



a sharp wise woman was in your past
this individual was a strong and astute judge of character
unfortunately the tower suggests traumatic change is
underway in your present
these changes could be managed better
if only you could be more receptive to
the level of adaptation that will be necessary
change shocks all of us
however, it remains up to us
to react accordingly and rise to the occasion
when new attitudes and habits are expected of us

this is a lesson you will learn
because what lies beyond this time in your life
is bliss, friendship, and joy
the sun brings us the lazy happiness of
the spoiled child
so rarely do we get to experience this
but when we do, it is often because of the difficulties
we have successfully surmounted

(i'm tipsy on gin, so forgive the lengthiness)
(gin is my beverage of choice when reading tarot)

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

C. Everett Koop posted:

gimme the bad news Senator



some time ago, you set out on a journey
the possible hope, was to find success
what you found instead, was perhaps a relationship
whose ending may have filled you with regret
on the other hand, you may have invested a
lot of your time in something,
only to watch it fall apart
in either case,
your sacrifice has laid bare
what was just beyond the fingertips
the world's mystery, and the culmination
of your life's success lay beyond

Sorgrid
May 1, 2007
So it goes.
I'd like a reading so I can compare it with the astro mapping John McCain made me, please tia :witch:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Sorgrid posted:

I'd like a reading so I can compare it with the astro mapping John McCain made me, please tia :witch:

...ooO good idea, a friend (not john mccain tho) did my astro chart for fun when drunk on thxgiving nite so i guess it might be fun to compare the two to see exactly who is more gifted~

So according to them, I am: Rising Sun is in 24 degrees Aquarius, Sun is in 9 degrees Virgo, Moon is in 3 degrees Sagittarius, Mercury is in 1 degree Virgo, Venus is in 0 degrees Libra, Mars is in 9 degrees Sagittarius, Jupiter is in 3 degrees Capricorn, Saturn is in 11 degrees Scorpio, Uranus is in 9 degrees Sagittarius, Neptune is in 28 degrees Sagittarius, Pluto is in 0 degrees Scorpio, N.Node (?) is in 1 degree Gemini...hth gl


Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

my reading for you literally and unironically includes the Death card
in my reading it does not signify death and in fact is a good omen in relation to the other cards

do you still want your reading?

e:





haha, I can't believe it. Hopefully I'm not too late for this, but yes please

slumdoge millionare
Feb 17, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
Lindsay, only you can guide me in these dark times! Please, share your transtemporal wisdom!

Chwoka
Jan 27, 2008

I'm Abed, and I never watch TV.

whats my horoscope, im an enfp

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
hit me up, what do the stars have in store for my life Linds?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
im jamming dimes into my usb port

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe
i would like to know my fate

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde
Do me please :).

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Tell me if I will ever become a success-son

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
there are a couple fires in the senate I have to run around and put out today, as trump has opened his orange gaping maw in public again

I will be right with you all as soon as I'm drunk and in my bathrobe again

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

there are a couple fires in the senate I have to run around and put out today, as trump has opened his orange gaping maw in public again

I will be right with you all as soon as I'm drunk and in my bathrobe again

just wanna say in a secuar way that your reading of me was hella spot on

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Lindsey O. Graham posted:



some time ago, you set out on a journey
the possible hope, was to find success
what you found instead, was perhaps a relationship
whose ending may have filled you with regret
on the other hand, you may have invested a
lot of your time in something,
only to watch it fall apart
in either case,
your sacrifice has laid bare
what was just beyond the fingertips
the world's mystery, and the culmination
of your life's success lay beyond

yeah that sounds like Detroit Lions football to me good job Senator


e - wait does that mean there will or won't be success because one is Lions football and the other, well, isn't

C. Everett Koop has issued a correction as of 23:22 on Feb 6, 2017

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Chwoka posted:

whats my horoscope, im an enfp

infp is where it's at, yo

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
<-- INTP-Ne subtype :q:

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

I'm typical INTJ scum

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
im an itnp too although i question the validyt of the test

tell me the exact circumstances of my death mister senator

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

so many willing to pay the toll

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Doorknob Slobber posted:

haha, I can't believe it. Hopefully I'm not too late for this, but yes please

In the past, you have bravely struck out in pursuit of knowledge
the sword is associated with air, and so the sword suit is associated with knowledge and truth
perhaps you have recently graduated from college
or you were dogged in pursuit of insight
in either case you were successful, and persistent in your pursuit of what you now know
there is a change, a life change occurring now
you have accepted the inevitability of this change
and so it will not provide an excess of trauma
you are leaving one era and entering another
in the future you will be able to balance the good and the tempting in your life
perhaps you will stop drinking or
find a good work life balance

whatever the case, you have learned to balance the light and the dark
good habits and bad, in your life
in addition to this you have done this
through your own searching and analysis
due to your own quest, for truth



Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 04:53 on Feb 8, 2017

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Sorgrid posted:

I'd like a reading so I can compare it with the astro mapping John McCain made me, please tia :witch:

this will be a tarot reading as I assume, that is what you wanted?



In the past you set out to discover the world
you may have moved
or perhaps you may have merely opened your mind to new ideas
in any case, the act of bravery that lives in your past
has led you to here
the current struggle and battle,
you have the upper hand, however
you have the high ground and are assured victory
upon the conclusion of this struggle
you will set off in an entirely new direction
perhaps a new place, job, or partner
in any case, you will be setting off into uncharted territory
where you will discover new aspects of yourself and others
enjoy the journey

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Doomtalker posted:

Lindsay, only you can guide me in these dark times! Please, share your transtemporal wisdom!



in the past you took time to assess your financial progress
you were on a difficult path to financial solvency
one that included a lot of effort on your part
it was difficult and tedious
and perhaps you nay not see what was gained
however, in the past you looked upon your efforts
and through this, you found the strength to fight currently
you have the high ground and the advantage in this battle
once more, your charisma and wisdom will serve you in the future
you will have an unusual amount of charisma in the future and you will have an
improved ability to further your interests with others

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
...

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 09:43 on Feb 8, 2017

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Chwoka posted:

whats my horoscope, im an enfp



a traumatic and painful experience happened in your past
your life changed,
in an unpleasant way,
and you were not ready for the change,
yet, you have control and dominion over your present,
because the magician has control of all areas, and elements
the eight of wands connotes swiftness, and warns you to
take advantage of the available opportunities, or risk losing the moment,
and the opportunity for victory and success

Sorgrid
May 1, 2007
So it goes.

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

this will be a tarot reading as I assume, that is what you wanted?



In the past you set out to discover the world
you may have moved
or perhaps you may have merely opened your mind to new ideas
in any case, the act of bravery that lives in your past
has led you to here
the current struggle and battle,
you have the upper hand, however
you have the high ground and are assured victory
upon the conclusion of this struggle
you will set off in an entirely new direction
perhaps a new place, job, or partner
in any case, you will be setting off into uncharted territory
where you will discover new aspects of yourself and others
enjoy the journey

Jesus H Christ, 10/10 spot on. Either you have a gift or I'm much more gullible than I thought.

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

I'm ENFP as h*ck

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