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Tell us about your downstairs mixup and how you feel about it
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Feb 6, 2017 13:36
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im a victim of male genital mutilation
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Feb 6, 2017 13:42
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This is like when one of the characters says the movie title....IN THE MOVIE! "I sure am tired of all this general bullshit!"
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Feb 6, 2017 13:44
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I like that I don't have a gross dog dick. I'm cut for all the sluts.
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Feb 6, 2017 13:45
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Hey what is Lowtax's twitter? I've been trying to follow the tax man but I can find his verified account.
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Feb 6, 2017 13:45
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Dick argument. Angry dick words. My dick is good and your dick is bad. dicks dicks dicks!!
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Feb 6, 2017 13:49
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PyPy posted:This is like when one of the characters says the movie title....IN THE MOVIE! General bullshit is a great idea for a movie protagonist but then you miss out on this stellar line but if you make him the bad guy you have the Tagline about the antagonist and that's poor marketing what a dilemma
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Feb 6, 2017 14:11
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I now see the thread title is actually genital, not gerenal....Boy am I embarrassed!
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Feb 6, 2017 14:14
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im like ohio, tall in the middle and round on both ends
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Feb 6, 2017 14:23
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Why do you ask, OP?
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Feb 6, 2017 14:35
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:im like ohio,
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Feb 6, 2017 14:36
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I just use mine to pee out of. Seems like I should be able to piss out my rear end and just chop the thing off. It's a liability when you get right down to it, like a weak spot on a video game boss
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Feb 6, 2017 14:39
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I cut my dick into thirds so now I have 3 tiny dicks, what does that count as op
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Feb 6, 2017 14:40
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bradzilla posted:I cut my dick into thirds so now I have 3 tiny dicks, what does that count as op I m gonna say option 3 mr chimera cock
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Feb 6, 2017 14:42
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on behalf of the alchemical community, i wanna thank you for the intersex option.
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Feb 6, 2017 14:44
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but seriously just lol if you slice off your foreskin aka your manashield
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Feb 6, 2017 14:47
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I have a penis because I'm a boy.
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Feb 6, 2017 14:48
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Tonetta posted:I m gonna say option 3 mr chimera cock Voted uncut.
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Feb 6, 2017 14:48
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I don't see why it matters how my downstairs are decorated, it's not like anyone ever vists it.
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Feb 6, 2017 14:51
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Where's my uncut+my poo poo is broke option?
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Feb 6, 2017 14:56
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like, hmm yeah i know witches are real and they can curse me but im just gonna go without shielding on prime target #1 on my body.
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Feb 6, 2017 14:58
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Soup du Journey posted:like, hmm yeah i know witches are real and they can curse me but im just gonna go without shielding on prime target #1 on my body. My dude if a witch is gonna curse you it's gonna be your balls, not your dick
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Feb 6, 2017 15:22
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Tonetta posted:I m gonna say option 3 mr chimera cock I think you would find Mr. Cerebus Cock also acceptable Somewhere out there exists a troon with amazing regenerative powers known as Lady Hydra (formerly just Hydra or possibly Hydro).
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Feb 6, 2017 15:32
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Sheep-Goats posted:I think you would find Mr. Cerebus Cock also acceptable Please do not expose my wolverine cock and secret username Tia
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Feb 6, 2017 15:38
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Let's all touch each other's noodles and kiss
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Feb 6, 2017 15:44
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Tonetta posted:Please do not expose my wolverine cock and secret username Tia pm me
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Feb 6, 2017 15:44
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not a checkbox poll, voted 1
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Feb 6, 2017 15:45
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I read an article somewhere that says companies buy foreskins from hospitals for their stemcells to use in facial cream. Not sure if true but lol either way
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Feb 6, 2017 15:49
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Tonetta posted:Please do not expose my wolverine cock and secret username Tia *Three tiny claws pop out the head of your dick Chanteuse in truck: does it hurt? Tnetta: Everytime Elsewhere in the Canadian wilderness Justin Trudeau is, for the second time in his life, trying to politely but firmly tell a man named Jean Jacques that he's "mostly completely heterosexual" raton fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Feb 6, 2017 |
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Feb 6, 2017 15:51
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My cut dick demands that I bang away like a possessed man to achieve a somewhat decent orgasm.
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Feb 6, 2017 15:54
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I used to be pretty bummed at having been circumcised. But I'm American so LITERALLY every single woman I've ever asked says they prefer uncircumcised. Then I went ahead and got it pierced a couple times because I'm kinda weird. So I guess thanks, lovely doctor in the 80's, for setting the wiener mutilation train mad early, you lying sack of poo poo.
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Feb 6, 2017 15:55
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GeneX posted:My dude if a witch is gonna curse you it's gonna be your balls, not your dick
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Feb 6, 2017 16:02
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Badger Badger Badger Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
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Feb 6, 2017 16:06
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Soup du Journey posted:when i manipulate his lips fingerwise and use a shmorky voice, my dick can talk. how is that possible? a witch did that to me You got a defective witch; she didn't do a very good job in the cursing aspect of the scenario
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Feb 6, 2017 16:22
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I got my tip snipped as an adult and let me tell you...uncut all the way
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Feb 6, 2017 16:26
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gumdrops posted:I read an article somewhere that says companies buy foreskins from hospitals for their stemcells to use in facial cream. Not sure if true but lol either way You don't need to cut in to it to get facial cream.
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Feb 6, 2017 16:27
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not only does having your foreskin cut sound painful, but so does loving with a circumcised cock.
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Feb 6, 2017 16:32
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tiltposter posted:not only does having your foreskin cut sound painful you have no loving idea
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Feb 6, 2017 16:33
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A few nights ago i jerked off and there was blood in my semen. I think the worst part was that it didnt hurt at all i just wiped it up and saw the tissue was all bloody and made me feel queazy and i just kinda laid in my bed in the fetal position like "what the gently caress oh god why" but since then its been ok so i dont know wtf that was about.
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Feb 6, 2017 16:36
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Soup du Journey posted:when i manipulate his lips fingerwise and use a shmorky voice, my dick can talk. how is that possible? a witch did that to me
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Feb 6, 2017 16:35
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