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Sheep-Goats posted:Imagine farting in the bath tub and the fart comes out your butthole and rides the groove of your pussy up where it lifts your balls out of the way and then batters your penis around as it rises up toward the surface of the water to your waiting open mouth. this goats got imagination!!
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Sheep-Goats posted:It's probably still in the op of the rules thread of that "retards who think everyone and everything is racist and sexist" containment subforum attached to D&D. It's no longer there and no one seems to have it anywhere, help me Genital Bullshit thread you're my only hope.
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Neo Rasa posted:It's no longer there and no one seems to have it anywhere, help me Genital Bullshit thread you're my only hope. I'm on it but only if you write trump on your dick and pm it to me
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Ok I found it waiting for the pm
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A woman I work with had her 4 sons and her husband all have their dicks snipped on the same day. She tried to keep it under the radar too, but everyone was like "Uhhh, we work in a department that gets a list of everyone getting surgery that day. How did you think we wouldn't notice this." Plus, why are you getting your entire family's dicks snipped, when they all random ages from 9 to 48? Did the family doc suddenly go "My god, every man in your family needs they dick snipped STAT, because a wizard put a penis curse on them!"
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Tonetta posted:Ok I found it waiting for the pm What's your email?
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:A woman I work with had her 4 sons and her husband all have their dicks snipped on the same day. lol
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Feb 9, 2017 22:57
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maybe shes gonna sew a new coinpurse
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Feb 9, 2017 22:58
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Collecting some startup samples for her new stem-cell company.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:A woman I work with had her 4 sons and her husband all have their dicks snipped on the same day. 
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my secret to geting ladies to touch my junk was after a romantic dinner you gotta take the girl home, stare passionately into her eyes, slowly move in closer and whisper right in her ear "nig nog tryna get a handbeezy"
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:A woman I work with had her 4 sons and her husband all have their dicks snipped on the same day. REALLY early on in the Bible (Genesis 34) the Abrahamic Jews convinced a feuding tribe to convert to Judaism, and then when the men were all still wracked with the pains of recovering from their adult circumcisions (in 1730 bce, no less), two of the Jewish leader's sons invaded them and killed every man. One of the rival tribesmen had raped their sister Dinah, you see. So then the rest of the Jews came over and they saw the slaughterfest that'd gone down in their name, and so they sacked the place entirely of its wealth, its livestock, its women and its children, and bounced. Makes you think.
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Jesus gives really warm juicy head and I find the op to be lacking in such skills
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Pakistani politics posted:Was cursed by a witch or wizard in the womb. Have been learning magic and did a spell to reverse the above. The spell is working super well but my genitals must also be hexed. Found a witch to change me back all the way but I gotta fly to cali in 6 mo and it MIGHT not happen. Thanks for asking op. wait does this mean you can't have sex but instead yuo have hex
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