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Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

The 2016 season had a fantastic finish for an awful, awful year of professional football. We are fans of a terrible league and a terrible sport. Now we wait for the next season of dumb football in what will probably be the worst year of this millennium.

Anywho, here's Joe Theismann with Migos.

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E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice
Only 80 days to go until the (NFL) draft!

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
at least when the eagles lost to the patriots we didn't do...that.

so how much $$$ do y'all think cousins is gonna get from the skins/~*MYSTERY TEAM*~

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

axeil posted:

at least when the eagles lost to the patriots we didn't do...that.

so how much $$$ do y'all think cousins is gonna get from the skins/~*MYSTERY TEAM*~



He's gonna get all of the $$$

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Kaep isn't on that list. He's going to be a FA.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
This is Browns season baby!!! The Draft is our Superbowl!

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Bigass Moth posted:

This is Browns season baby!!! The Draft is our Superbowl!

I think the Browns can rebound next season and double their win total.

Thoughts?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

axeil posted:

I think the Browns can rebound next season and double their win total.

Thoughts?

The Browns need to move and restart with an expansion draft.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Athanatos posted:

The Browns need to move and restart with an expansion draft.

Word is San Diego needs a team.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



axeil posted:

at least when the eagles lost to the patriots we didn't do...that.

so how much $$$ do y'all think cousins is gonna get from the skins/~*MYSTERY TEAM*~

Probably something with the first 3 years guaranteed so if he fails, they can move on in 3 years instead of like, say, Joe Flacco's contract where they were locked into a long restructure over the long term. That also gives him the giant $60 MILLION GUARANTEED or whatever headline he/his agent want.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Kalli posted:

Probably something with the first 3 years guaranteed so if he fails, they can move on in 3 years instead of like, say, Joe Flacco's contract where they were locked into a long restructure over the long term. That also gives him the giant $60 MILLION GUARANTEED or whatever headline he/his agent want.

what i'm wondering is if the skins really believe in him that much. he's had 1 good season and a bunch of okay to middling ones. a three year guaranteed deal is a huge amount of cash.

plus the broncos might be desperate enough to give him 5 years guaranteed or something else completely insane, forcing the skins to overpay to keep their guy. i dunno. qb carousel is gonna be fun. i wonder if romo gets traded...

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

No Butt Stuff posted:

Kaep isn't on that list. He's going to be a FA.

Cutler too who is actually a semi-serviceable quarterback, but yeah neither of those guys changes the fact that Cousins is going to get paid.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
god drat my head hurts

https://twitter.com/Cody_Fox5/status/828518914036469760

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

axeil posted:

I think the Browns can rebound next season and double their win total.

Thoughts?

3-13 is within reach, we can do it!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007


Hello Haiti.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Jimmy G for a 1st and a 4th

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Silly Burrito posted:

Hello Haiti.

Do you think somewhere someday there'll be an insurgency wearing Rise Up jerseys facing a Counter insurgency wearing Panthers' Keep Pounding gear?

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Bill has been a coach of some kind in 10 super bowls. 7 of them wins.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

cheesetriangles posted:

Bill has been a coach of some kind in 10 super bowls. 7 of them wins.

bill parcells has never won a super bowl without the Good Bill

or Evil Bill, whatever

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Kalli posted:

Do you think somewhere someday there'll be an insurgency wearing Rise Up jerseys facing a Counter insurgency wearing Panthers' Keep Pounding gear?

Only to defeated by the Bills army.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Dubious posted:

Jimmy G for a 1st and a 4th

Jimmy G is a two Super Bowl champion. Two 1st.

Kalli posted:

Do you think somewhere someday there'll be an insurgency wearing Rise Up jerseys facing a Counter insurgency wearing Panthers' Keep Pounding gear?

I dunno but both of those are definitely New Sensation porn titles.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Pats fan coworker posted

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Kalli posted:

Do you think somewhere someday there'll be an insurgency wearing Rise Up jerseys facing a Counter insurgency wearing Panthers' Keep Pounding gear?

I dunno but it might be time to find a way to make this happen.

It'd be like the old miller lite "tastes great!" "Less filling" commercials, but with way more conscripted child soldiers.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Ehud posted:

Pats fan coworker posted



:sever:

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Ehud posted:

Pats fan coworker posted



but you posted that :confused:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

evilweasel posted:

but you posted that :confused:

I promise this isn't fight club

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Ehud posted:

Pats fan coworker posted



I'm ragging on a throwaway joke, but that's a wretched analogy.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ehud posted:

I promise this isn't fight club

Signs? Harvey? ... Wait, no this is clearly Drop Dead Fred.

Your only option is to attach him to a Jets fan.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Former Titans TE Frank Wycheck believes he has early stages of CTE. So that sucks.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2691492-former-titans-te-frank-wycheck-believes-he-has-cte

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Shangri-Law School posted:

I'm ragging on a throwaway joke, but that's a wretched analogy.

he likes working trump into everything

He actually bought on of those MAGA hats

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ehud posted:

he likes working trump into everything

He actually bought on of those MAGA hats

pee on it

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Also I just picture you lifting angrily while an anime pillow lady sits in the corner staring at you with the MAGA hat on.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
deadlifting is great for building brutal, powerful strength....you just start loving packing on mass!!

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

SHOAH NUFF posted:

deadlifting is great for building brutal, powerful strength....you just start loving packing on mass!!

Hang cleans too

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
hang cleans, and also Romanian deadlifts, I love them. you guys should see how round my butt is these days, it could absorb a ton of shock

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

SHOAH NUFF posted:

hang cleans, and also Romanian deadlifts, I love them. you guys should see how round my butt is these days, it could absorb a ton of shock

pm me

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Steelers just cut Justin Gilbert

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Steelers just cut Justin Gilbert

I'm thinking who the gently caress is that? and then realize that's the CB the Browns drafted #8 overall in 2014.

Woof Gilbert.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

quote:

Via Jeff Schultz of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Shanahan and several other Falcons assistant coaches were stuck upstairs on the press box level when an elevator failed to fetch them.

In NRG Stadium, the press box is near the top of the building (Lady Gaga considered singing from there), and reporters in a hurry after the game were pointed to stairs which led to concourses which led to multiple escalators to get to the floor of the building where the locker rooms were. It was a significant walk, which is why the elevator is clearly the preferred conveyance.

The coaches were initially sent down a flight of stairs to try to catch an elevator at a lower level, but one never stopped for them. So after milling about with celebrating Patriots fans, they went back up and waited, a total of about 20 minutes.

“This is [bleeping] bull,” Shanahan yelled, and when approached by a reporter, said: “Sorry, I can’t talk right now.”

:lol:

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Elevatorgate?

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