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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
So the Jets could REALLY use Martellus Bennett but Woody would never sign him because he's spoken out about Trump lol.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

No Monday Night Football. :(

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Kalli posted:

I'm thinking who the gently caress is that? and then realize that's the CB the Browns drafted #8 overall in 2014.

Woof Gilbert.

Isn't that the Manziel draft too? What a treasure trove.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Shanny officially the fourth 49ers head coach in 4 years.

Eager to see who the coach is next season!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

fsif posted:

No Monday Night Football. :(

There hasn't been MNF in like a month and a half

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
So you've had:

1. very successful and qualified HC run out of town for correctly calling the owner a manchild
2. Radically upjumped LBs coach
3. Retread racist failed football autist who could only beat the Rams
4. Nominally qualified OC just off a Super Bowl run.

My guess for #5 is a player coach. Wes Welker's an assistant for the Texans now, becoming just qualified enough to get wildly upjumped from outside the team because every other candidate refuses in no uncertain terms.

They'll also offer it to Peyton who will refuse

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Spoeank posted:

Shanny officially the fourth 49ers head coach in 4 years.

Eager to see who the coach is next season!

Anyone else I'd think this was a joke...but with Jed York....

Week 2 after 2 losses, York says something about wanting better from the coaching staff. Shanny tells him to go suck an egg. Jed York hires the Head Concession Stand person as interim.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Shanahan // Matt Ryan looked terrible last year and then lit the world on fire, so Jed York will clearly give Kyle enough time to get his offense installed and find the pieces he needs to build a successful...

gently caress, sorry in advance Spoeank

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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I mean the biggest difference between last season and this one was the falcons backing the money truck up to Alex Mack to fully solidify the OL and...

lmao shanny has 1 year and then he's toast huh

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Hey Alex Mack may have not gotten a ring but Barkevious Mingo just did!

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Hey Alex Mack may have not gotten a ring but Barkevious Mingo just did!

lol true

Does Collins even though he was traded?

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

lol true

Does Collins even though he was traded?

Wasn't on the 53 man roster for the Super Bowl, so why would he?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

a patagonian cavy posted:

Wasn't on the 53 man roster for the Super Bowl, so why would he?

I'm pretty sure that kind of thing is at the team's discretion.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2015/2/1/7923079/super-bowl-2015-rings-winner-loser

tl;dr: Team gets 150 rings from the NFL, can buy more and distribute all of them as they please.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Jericho just put Tom Brady on The List :lol:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Kalli posted:

Shanahan // Matt Ryan looked terrible last year and then lit the world on fire, so Jed York will clearly give Kyle enough time to get his offense installed and find the pieces he needs to build a successful...

gently caress, sorry in advance Spoeank

Jokes on you when Kaepernick opts out we we won't even have a quarterback on the roster to disappoint us year one :smug:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Frank Wycheck has CTE :

http://nypost.com/2017/02/06/nfl-icon-from-music-city-miracle-cte-is-ruining-me/

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
Is it just me or does handsome Jimmy G like the perfect fit for the 49ers? His skillset should be a really good fit for Shanahans offense and who better to establish a winning culture like the QB that won 2 rings with New England.

Ideally we take their first (2overall) and fourth round pick this year.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

GaussianCopula posted:

Is it just me or does handsome Jimmy G like the perfect fit for the 49ers? His skillset should be a really good fit for Shanahans offense and who better to establish a winning culture like the QB that won 2 rings with New England.

Ideally we take their first (2overall) and fourth round pick this year.

lol

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Can you guys believe how amazing Sunday night was? Still rock hard.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Can you guys believe how amazing Sunday night was? Still rock hard.

i was plaing video games

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Can you guys believe how amazing Sunday night was? Still rock hard.

it was just, like, the best. can't wait until you're 6 RING SHRIMP this time next year.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Can you guys believe how amazing Sunday night was? Still rock hard.

I was there. James white scored the game winning td 50 feet in front of me.

I still can't speak normally.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Ehud posted:

i was plaing video games

it seemed like i was too

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Why yes I would love to give you the second overall and another pick for the Tom Brady Backup du jour. That seems like a reasonable return.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Spoeank posted:

Why yes I would love to give you the second overall and another pick for the Tom Brady Backup du jour. That seems like a reasonable return.

the only owner more likely to pull the trigger on that would be jim irsay on a bender, but he doesn't have the pick

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



:psyduck:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Brock is better then those 4 other guys. What is there to be confused about?

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

:lol: That is glorious.

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe
it's starting to spin up apparently that it might actually be steve sarkisian taking over atlanta's oc job

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Office Surprise Store posted:

it's starting to spin up apparently that it might actually be steve sarkisian taking over atlanta's oc job

That's going to be a problem because last time I checked Fulton is not a dry county.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Deion Sanders just accused the Dungy era Colts of stealing signals lol.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

whypick1 posted:

That's going to be a problem because last time I checked Fulton is not a dry county.

ha cha chachacha

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Devin McCourty also not going to White House.

I wonder if this reaches a tipping point where there are 15-20 players not going if the White House would cancel it out of embarrassment?

What am I saying, this president can never be embarrassed.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Devin McCourty also not going to White House.

I wonder if this reaches a tipping point where there are 15-20 players not going if the White House would cancel it out of embarrassment?

What am I saying, this president can never be embarrassed.

The president didn't even watch the whole game and is likely unaware that there's anyone on the team besides Brady.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

evilweasel posted:

The president didn't even watch the whole game and is likely unaware that there's anyone on the team besides Brady.

So you're saying he is just like 90% of other Patriot's fans?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

evilweasel posted:

The president didn't even watch the whole game and is likely unaware that there's anyone on the team besides Brady.

There's also Edelman...and Amendola...and Hogan...and Gronk...

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The kicker is always white too!

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waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

evilweasel posted:

The president didn't even watch the whole game and is likely unaware that there's anyone on the team besides Brady.

Robert Kraft is a great receiver. He made some tremendous plays. Huge plays.

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