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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Hey look at that. New train in the station with a full-wrap “gently caress Derek Carr” vinyl plastered on the side of it. Think it's too early to jump on?

https://twitter.com/derekcarrqb/status/829706951286149120

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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Nothing wrong with espousing work ethic as a cool trait as long as you realize that most poor people aren't poor because of their lack of it

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
10k? So that 10 year old kid has collected 200,000 cans and turned them in?

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

And no adult with questionable morals has screwed this kid out of the 10k he has under his matress?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Amy Pole Her posted:

10k? So that 10 year old kid has collected 200,000 cans and turned them in?

I mean, it's pretty much exactly what you think it is, but the $10k was a scholarship gift from Shutterfly.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Clearly every poor person can get a $10k gift if they all pick up trash!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



BJ Penn did the pool jump before it was cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXoqfIU0C6Y

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/829769242178363397

Ballard already better than Grigson :toot:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







ahahahah

quote:

The Hamilton Spectator reports free agent Johnny Manziel worked out for the CFL's Saskatchewan Roughriders in January.

Naturally, it was apparently an illegal workout, as the Hamilton Tiger-Cats own Manziel's CFL negotiating rights. The team has denied working out the washed-out NFLer. Going north of the border might be Manziel's only real option at this point. It would make a ton of sense for both the player and league.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I would watch a CFL game if Manziel was a starter

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I bet he only went up there because he heard Canada has lots of snow.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

whypick1 posted:

I bet he only went up there because he heard Canada has lots of snow.

Rack 'em

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

It was more the tone than anything

Deion: Dungy stole signals

Dungy: Yeah we did. So what? Also, gently caress you

This is the best way to respond to anything that Deion Sanders says.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

FizFashizzle posted:

Naturally, it was apparently an illegal workout, as the Hamilton Tiger-Cats own Manziel's CFL negotiating rights.

Outlaw bloodlines.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
https://twitter.com/KOseven0/status/829184553914765312

I can't stop laughing.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

Dead? That's what they want you to think.

Well he probably spent most of his NFL career south of the border so this would make sense.

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

Giants re-signed Spags to be their DC for 2 more years. I'm fine with it.

It's still hard for me to get a good read on whether or not he's a very good DC or just mediocre as hell, as his entire career has been bouncing between teams with very, very, very good defensive talent or some of the biggest shitpile rosters in the league. And his results with those teams goes in the extreme direction either way.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
Spags is a good DC if you have a d-line that's stacked and a pretty good secondary.

I mean, you can say that about a lot of coaches, but defense definitely wasn't the problem with the Giants' last year. I'd think about dumping the o-line coach though...

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The panthers team president, Danny Morrison, has resigned.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

FizFashizzle posted:

The panthers team president, Danny Morrison, has resigned.

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/829798258436349952

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
the seahawks signing blair walsh pleases me

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Dubious posted:

the seahawks signing blair walsh pleases me

I know Walsh struggled a lot last year, but prior to that 10-9 shank, he was actually really good. I wonder if it's a Mason Crosby thing. Who knows. Bring em in for camp and see how he does. Hauschka looked cooked last year and he's an UFA anyways.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Dubious posted:

the seahawks signing blair walsh pleases me

And maybe it continue to please you.

uh oh pancho!
Sep 3, 2004

THE MARATHON WAS COMPLETED SUCCESSFULLY

CLEAR TIME SGDQ18

Dubious posted:

the seahawks signing blair walsh pleases me

hey he did win us a playoff game

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

mastershakeman posted:

career

ryan: 7.4 y/a, 4.7 td%, 2.3 int%, 265 y/g
cam: 7.4 y/a, 4.6 td%, 2.7 int%, 234 y/g
kaep 7.3 y/a, 4.3 td%, 1.8 int%, 177 y/g
palmer 7.3 y/a, 4.7 td%, 3.0 int%, 253 y/g
cutler: 7.2 y/a, 4.6 td%, 3.3 int%, 233 y/g
luck: 7.2 y/a, 5.0 td%, 2.6 int%, 272 y/g
eli: 7.1 y/a, 4.7 td%, 3.2 int%, 239 y/g
stafford: 7.1 y/a, 4.4 td%, 2.5 int%, 278 y/g
flacco: 6.9 y/a, 3.8 td%, 2.5 int%, 236 y/g
smith: 6.8 y/a, 3.8 td%, 2.2 int%, 197 y/g
carr: 6.5 y/a, 4.7 td%, 1.8 int%, 238 y/g

here's ay/a which i dont buy as much as y/a
Wilson 8.2
Brady 7.8
Ben 7.7
rivers 7.6
Brees 7.5
Ryan 7.4
kaep 7.3
cam 7.2
luck 7.0
Palmer 6.9
Stafford 6.8
cutler 6.7
tannehill 6.7
Eli 6.6
carr 6.6
flacco 6.5
Smith 6.5


Cutler isn't as good, but he's also had way worse supporting talent and way more offensive coordinator upheaval. hell, until lately ryan was captain checkdown despite having roddy and then julio for his whole career.

Every time you post this you look like the football version of the TimeCube guy.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

DNS posted:

Every time you post this you look like the football version of the TimeCube guy.

More like the Dumbassahedratron.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Dubious posted:

the seahawks signing blair walsh pleases me

Maybe the Seahawks can sign Chris Kluwe next and get the band back together

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

DNS posted:

Every time you post this you look like the football version of the TimeCube guy.

and yet no one else has any decent stat to compare with. someone tried using the garbage dvoa/dyar stats i guess but man

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/CoreyJH_/status/829822857559547912

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

mastershakeman posted:

and yet no one else has any decent stat to compare with. someone tried using the garbage dvoa/dyar stats i guess but man

I don't think throwing a bunch of rate stats in a column is very effective, especially when you ignore significantly worse ones while claiming that Jay Cutler = Matt Ryan.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Passer rating is fine if you essentially just want to amalgamate TD%, INT%, Y/A and completion %.

ANYA is better, and PFR has it for everyone forever, plus ANYA+ to compare across eras.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Anya, where Kirk cousins is 7th and schaub 15th? Dalton 17th? Ryan is 10th.

I get wanting to include sacks but come on

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010

mastershakeman posted:

Anya, where Kirk cousins is 7th and schaub 15th? Dalton 17th? Ryan is 10th.

I get wanting to include sacks but come on

are you just totally retarded or what

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Dutchy posted:

are you just totally retarded or what

yes

I bet people would argue that the strip sack on Ryan in the Superbowl would be all Cutler's fault if it happened to him, instead of blaming the rb

mastershakeman fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Feb 10, 2017

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

A good bio on Steve Sarkisian

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

mastershakeman posted:

Anya, where Kirk cousins is 7th and schaub 15th? Dalton 17th? Ryan is 10th.

I get wanting to include sacks but come on

I mean, if you are just going to judge things on what *feels right* in the end, then why use numbers at all?

There is a version of ANYA without sacks on PFR but I forget which one it is.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Outstanding

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

Uhh awesome link dude... thanks.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

DNS posted:

Uhh awesome link dude... thanks.

Works fine for me.

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

sean10mm posted:

I mean, if you are just going to judge things on what *feels right* in the end, then why use numbers at all?

There is a version of ANYA without sacks on PFR but I forget which one it is.

That's just ay/a. Which takes ints into account. A much better measurement would be where ints are thrown from and to. If you can pass all day between the 20s but throw ints in the red zone that should be treated worse than throwing ints from your 40 to the opposing 20 , especially on third down.

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