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Ferr posted:I didn't respond to a lovely recuiter cold message and a week later got this followup *in the best strongbad voice you can muster* FLAGGED AS SPAM
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Bloody posted:I would do basically anything for an actual 6.5 figgy salary s a m e a m e
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I've been sending overly pushy recruiters (and sales people who send emails blind) a variant of the Cleveland stadium letter for a while now
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years ago when I was a technical youngling I made the mistake of engaging with Robert Half, who brought me in (a guy with an A+ cert), had me take some online tests in their center, then immediately put me in front of potential employers as a Lotus Notes Engineer. They won't leave me alone even 15 years later
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Ferr posted:I didn't respond to a lovely recuiter cold message and a week later got this followup dehumanize yourself and face to followups
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:years ago when I was a technical youngling I made the mistake of engaging with Robert Half, who brought me in (a guy with an A+ cert), had me take some online tests in their center, then immediately put me in front of potential employers as a Lotus Notes Engineer. he pimped you out
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abraham linkedin posted:dehumanize yourself and face to followups
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COACHS SPORT BAR posted:I've been sending overly pushy recruiters (and sales people who send emails blind) a variant of the Cleveland stadium letter for a while now that's p pro
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triple sulk posted:teksystems is probably the most bottom of the barrel you can get with large third party recruiters, alongside cybercoders yep cybercoders is famous at my current place for trying to recruit someone for his own job at the same company by bouncing through the company switchboard  our internal HR department gave them hell for trying to act as a recruiter without authorization
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minivanmegafun posted:yep i once had a coworker who worked for a contractor our company worked with, then got hired to actually work at our company, then left to join the contracting company again, then got contracted to work at the same company less than six months after leaving
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minivanmegafun posted:yep He should have seen if they could get him a signing bonus and a raise over what we he was making.
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:years ago when I was a technical youngling I made the mistake of engaging with Robert Half, who brought me in (a guy with an A+ cert), had me take some online tests in their center, then immediately put me in front of potential employers as a Lotus Notes Engineer. I also mistakenly went to Robert Half when I was graduating college to aid in my job search, and they proceeded to ghost on me entirely. Thank christ.
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just got one of these. not bad for a recruiter email from a company i applied at a couple years ago. at least they got the fields right. -- I hope you don't mind my emailing you directly. I am currently recruiting on a few Communications roles and due to your background in gaming, community and pr- was hopeful you would be open to discussing- even if just to network. If you have any time later next week to talk really quickly I would be super grateful. Thanks in advance and hope to speak soon. Best regards, --
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Beast of Bourbon posted:due to your background in gaming, community and pr couldn't even dignify that they were impressed with your background
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my goth gf posted:which yosposter thought 6.5 figgies was 150k/year because that guy owned What even is 0.5 figgies First we need to talk about parallel janitors
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10^(figgies-1)
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just give me 10^(figgies - 1) = 219k
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Lutha Mahtin posted:just give me 10^(figgies - 1) = 219k a pretty dece 6.340444 figgies
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Lutha Mahtin posted:just give me 10^(figgies - 1) = 219k 6.34 figgies my good man
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The Management posted:6.34 figgies my good man saving the company two hundo a year with your lies. keep up the good work
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6.341277576425459 figgies for that sweet $219,420.69
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Classical Muzak posted:I also mistakenly went to Robert Half when I was graduating college to aid in my job search, and they proceeded to ghost on me entirely. same
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The Management posted:6.341277576425459 figgies for that sweet $219,420.69 *nodding* some good looking figgies
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The Management posted:6.341277576425459 figgies for that sweet $219,420.69
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The Management posted:6.341277576425459 figgies for that sweet $219,420.69 the yospos figgy, the weed figgy and the sex figgy 
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The Management posted:6.341277576425459 figgies for that sweet $219,420.69 now I know what to ask for in my annual review
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The Management posted:6.341277576425459 figgies for that sweet $219,420.69
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spankmeister posted:the yospos figgy, the weed figgy and the sex figgy The figgy trinity
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quote:How are you? Hope this email finds you well. DUMB COMPANY is hiring a seasoned Java, Embedded SW Engineer for our DUMB PRODUCT team. The position will be in our HQ DIFFERENT STATE. Would you keep the info in mind if you know potential candidates you can recommend for our positions? literally emailed me to ask me to do her job for her.
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i could sure use some more figgies maybe i should respond to the recruiters spamming me idk
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got a good one quote:I hope my note finds you doing well. I just wanted to reach out as I found your profile on LinkedIn today and you look to be a great fit for 2 roles I have right now at the 285/75 area of Atlanta. The roles are contract to hire. Great opportunity - some notable information is there is a bonus of up to 3% paid out twice a year once they go full time, also there is restricted stock options of up to 15% and their stock is golden. During the hours of 10-3 they have no meetings and are focused purely on coding. The group also gives the developers opportunity each week to talk about new technologies they should be using and one day a month the developers get to spend time using something they want to get exposure to. We are looking for people that have 2 years and up in full stack development.
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does that recruiter live under a bridge? cause i think he's on fire🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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up to three percent bonus, wow.
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The Management posted:up to three percent bonus, wow. and that's if you go full time. also the subject line said this was for a lead developer position. let me just work at a company that fills its lead developers with contract for hire.
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that's lead developer. I hope you know how to refine metals
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Silver Alicorn posted:that's lead developer. I hope you know how to refine metals i use nodejs for that
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next up: recovering the gold from PCBs
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yeah he kinda mostly did that one to show that refining electronics isn't really profitable unless you get a lot for cheap it's a cool channel but he is stuck in mormon land so it's also a little weird
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