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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'll mod. be a young person of a subculture characterized by stylish dress, the riding of motor scooters, and a liking for soul music, that is. Dumb rear end

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Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Cavauro posted:

i'll mod. be a young person of a subculture characterized by stylish dress, the riding of motor scooters, and a liking for soul music, that is. Dumb rear end

way 2 bandwagon on the "soul funk" movement you adult weiner

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
I do not give a poo poo about this forum nearly enough to police its post.

But if I am modded, I promise to chain-probate AAC, Borsche69, and any other soccer posters until I'm finally fired and permabanned by Lowtax.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Probably Magic posted:

I do not give a poo poo about this forum nearly enough to police its post.

But if I am modded, I promise to chain-probate AAC, Borsche69, and any other soccer posters until I'm finally fired and permabanned by Lowtax.

Then yeah not this guy

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Then yeah not this guy

Please don't mod this guy, he's the wrong Dolphins poster.

What I'm saying is, Mod Ehud Already.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Drain the TFF swamp. Bring in an outsider. I nominate a random playoff poster from the Super Bowl thread.

aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe
Grimey Drawer

fishing with the fam posted:

Drain the TFF swamp. Bring in an outsider. I nominate a random playoff poster from the Super Bowl thread.

i'd love to be the first mod with a stupid newbie avatar

wait never mind, i'd hate being a mod

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
i will re-instate the XFL!!!

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
if I am made a mod, every thread will be the AFC north thread and I will change everyone's av to be a current or former Bengals QB

Mostly Andey though, tbh

Fake e: for real though give it to ehud

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Probably Magic posted:

Please don't mod this guy, he's the wrong Dolphins poster.

What I'm saying is, Mod Ehud Already.

Oh god the pain

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


if not made mod, i'll clean the place up with lukewarm burns on outsiders

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
if made mod I will:

1. Make probation mandatory for any failure to Derek Lokey snipe the weekly N/V thread
2. Not only keep the divisional threads around, but make it so that only one horribly biased poster from each team is allowed to participate in that thread so that it turns unreadable within seven posts. I already have the posters selected.
3. Conference threads for college football, including mid-majors
4. Notre Dame gets its own thread but only non-Notre Dame fans are allowed to post in it.
5. Enforce toxxes vigorously, especially those made as a half-assed joke
6. Hellban Pats fans so that they only are heard by each other.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
TFF doesnt need a mod

I should be mod in a cruel twist of fate

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.
You take the ten most 'productive' posters, you give number three the job, everyone else but one gets ignored, and you ban number one.

Simple.

e: And by take, I mean physically from their homes. That's why you need ten of them. Sets the mood.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i think the admins forgot this subforum exists tbh

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Well this is a sports forum so chances are the majority of us actually go outside when we arent posting, making us the most normal people in the forum

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Oh god the pain

You're still ranked over PFZ, count your blessings.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Everyone calm down

I'm here.

Guido Merkens
Jun 18, 2003

The price of greatness is responsibility.
From near permaban to mod: the Trumpian rise of Lord Waffle Beard

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Febreeze posted:

Well this is a sports forum so chances are the majority of us actually go outside when we arent posting, making us the most normal people in the forum

haha yeah...

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

Febreeze posted:

Well this is a sports forum so chances are the majority of us actually go outside when we arent posting, making us the most normal people in the forum

This isn't the playing sports forum, it's the arguing about sports forum.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
No mods no masters.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

hey op you know what

gently caress you op i said it

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

i can loving kick your rear end

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

if you vote for me I'll be stern

stern but fair

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

That was a life, it will actually be like the movie Uncle Buck

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Ehud posted:

That was a life, it will actually be like the movie Uncle Buck

We only have one life to give in moderation of these forums.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Ehud posted:

if you vote for me I'll be stern

stern but fair

Will you ban all patriots fans?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Flikken posted:

Will you ban all patriots fans?

no but there will be a temporary ban on all new patriots fans registration until we can figure out what the hell is going on

I propose a patriots fan registry with mandatory testing to ensure no more bandwagon fans enter the forums

You've got crooked, fake Pats fans registering who couldn't name a single player pre-Belichick era other than Bledsoe. Sad!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Ehud posted:

You've got crooked, fake Pats fans registering who couldn't name a single player pre-Belichick era other than Bledsoe. Sad!

We should require all Pats fans to tell us who John Hannah is. If they say he's from Agents of SHIELD they should write an essay about the show so I don't have to watch it before being banned.

But Not Tonight
May 22, 2006

I could show you around the sights.

make me a mod so I can have a star next to my name

don't ask me to moderate though, you fuckers are on your own

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Ehud posted:

You've got crooked, fake Pats fans registering who couldn't name a single player pre-Belichick era other than Bledsoe. Sad!

You should add Scott Zolak to that list.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


lol look at this bitch who can't handle the beauty of EDP's rear end

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Feb 7, 2017

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
no bama mods


vols bitch

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I will allow any viewpoint, no matter how vile, to be argued as long as it is argued politely.

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

I'll gaslight you motherfuckers into the realm of madness and despair you crave.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Probably Magic posted:

You're still ranked over PFZ, count your blessings.

Magic we were joking around and you've gotta ruin a good time by summoning him

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

So the NFL threads are improving?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Look folks I know Ehud. Deadlifts. Works with veterans and law officers. Great guy. Actually a strong guy. Intruder? Loser. A bum. Couldn't deadlift 200 lbs if he tried. WEAK

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Amy Pole Her posted:

Look folks I know Ehud. Deadlifts. Works with veterans and law officers. Great guy. Actually a strong guy. Intruder? Loser. A bum. Couldn't deadlift 200 lbs if he tried. WEAK
:sad:

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