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Do they call that fifty inches of waist in whatever bullshit country you're from, Ross? I swear, this is just like when the Wendy's near me started slicing their bacon thinner, like I wouldn't notice. Always trying to short you on one drat thing or another. I'm sick of it. Now you can't even find a decent pair of pants if you're not some fairy-boy who goes traipsing through doors without turning sideways. And why do escalators always slow down as soon as I get on? And what's the point of a wheelchair if the wheels just shoot off sideways as soon as I sit down? And what's my doctor's bright idea referring me to a cetologist?
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gets smaller when it goes in the wash, cartoons taught me this
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Feb 7, 2017 08:35
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a full size snickers is smaller than it used to be too
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Feb 7, 2017 08:36
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YOU ARE FAT
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Feb 7, 2017 08:36
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in the USA it is to make it easier to spot people trying to conceal carry
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Feb 7, 2017 08:38
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if youre getting an erection while trying on pants in the dressing room, your pants might feel 'small'
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Feb 7, 2017 08:41
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i ordered a shirt from a podcast in america and it is like four inches wider than my other shirts but its the same length
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Feb 7, 2017 08:47
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tiltposter posted:if youre getting an erection while trying on pants in the dressing room, your pants might feel 'small' lol speak for yourself man
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Feb 7, 2017 08:48
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don't worry op I got the joke
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Feb 7, 2017 08:50
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Bip Roberts posted:lol speak for yourself man is this a tiny dick joke? this feels like a tiny dick joke.
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Feb 7, 2017 08:52
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they get tight when i see a pretty lady with big knockers hubba hubba
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Feb 7, 2017 09:02
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i dont get why it's called a 'boner' if it's all floppy and smaller than before
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Feb 7, 2017 09:42
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Zorodius posted:Do they call that fifty inches of waist in whatever bullshit country you're from, Ross? lol voted 5, sincerely, was waiting for you to say 'i get no respect' though
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Feb 7, 2017 09:58
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No time for wash, Dr.jones
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I think I might be able to help you out here, OP: Do you find that your stomach hangs significantly lower than your waistline? If not, then you're probably the victim of a health conspiracy. Don't worry, this happens to all of us: just give it like a year or two and things will go back to normal. Take up a fun hobby in the meantime! If so, then you're probably just really fat.
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Feb 7, 2017 16:55
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Wendy's bacon has always been sliced impossibly thin
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Cubone posted:don't worry op I got the joke I didn't ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
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Feb 7, 2017 17:42
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It's these baby-dick millennials. They don't have to wrap it around their waist like us old-timers.
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Feb 7, 2017 17:57
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I carry a katana everywhere I go.
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Feb 7, 2017 18:18
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thathonkey posted:in the USA it is to make it easier to spot people trying to conceal carry Glock 42,43 solves this issue
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Feb 7, 2017 18:22
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tight hipster jeans
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Feb 7, 2017 18:45
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Caesar Saladin posted:i ordered a shirt from a podcast in america and it is like four inches wider than my other shirts but its the same length Yeah, I'm not really skinny, but I have to buy slim fit shirts because the regular ones are literally shaped liked squares.
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OctoberBlues posted:Yeah, I'm not really skinny, but I have to buy slim fit shirts because the regular ones are literally shaped liked squares. That's what shape a shirt is supposed to be. Straight sides are literally called "classic fit". Men typically don't have an hourglass figure like you.
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tenspott posted:That's what shape a shirt is supposed to be. Straight sides are literally called "classic fit". Men typically don't have an hourglass figure like you. No, I mean it is a square. Like the width is the same as the height. I just measured a crappy size small shirt I got for free and never wear and the total width of it is 47 loving inches. Size SMALL
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OctoberBlues posted:No, I mean it is a square. Like the width is the same as the height. looks like it's not just your personality that's square!!
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Feb 7, 2017 18:56
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skinny jeans crotch bulge man
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Feb 7, 2017 19:10
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I think this is what you're looking for, op. https://youtu.be/ilIDkkD0jIg
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Feb 7, 2017 19:34
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thathonkey posted:in the USA it is to make it easier to spot people trying to conceal carry In other countries we'd be making different dick jokes
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tiltposter posted:skinny jeans crotch bulge man
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numberoneposter posted:sticky fingers album cover That's a good record and it's unbelievable that cover was released
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Feb 7, 2017 19:42
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I never trusted the sizing on clothes personally. I have a friend that worked in sewing factory and she said that whenever they run out of a certain size tag they were told by the supervisor to just use the next closest size until the next tag shipment came in the next day/week.
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Feb 7, 2017 20:20
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My pants just keep getting tighter, then looser. Idgi
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Feb 7, 2017 20:30
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Thanks to vanity sizing I'll always be an M.
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Feb 7, 2017 20:31
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Mild inconvenience to all fat people!
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Feb 7, 2017 20:41
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Pants keep getting smaller while Leon keeps getting larger!
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Feb 7, 2017 20:44
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Probably should get checked for cancer OP. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/130-pound-tumor-removed-from-man-whod-been-told-it-was-just-fat/
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Oscar Wild posted:Probably should get checked for cancer OP. years ago loads of goons got forum cancer.
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fyodor posted:YOU ARE FAT
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tenspott posted:That's what shape a shirt is supposed to be. Straight sides are literally called "classic fit". Men typically don't have an hourglass figure like you. Pants are the same poo poo. They need to stop lying about waist sizes (I have a pair of 36" waist that have a 43" loving waist I got to wear a belt and wrangle the fabric so I don't have an 8" pants boner), start listing thigh and calve circumferences, and list leg length as well as the length between the crotch and the top of the waist. Finding pants that fit is a nightmare because you're rolling the dice on how many inches that brand's waist size is off by and you're praying for a pair where those other things line up. M shirts: I could kinda wear one if they made them for larger shoulders L shirts: sleeves/shoulders too tight, neck a little tight XL shirts: sleeves too long, waist area loving gigantic circumference wise, shoulders so-so, neck usually a little tight, still exposes belly button if I am pressing things overhead but goes well below waist XXL: neck double the size for some reason, not a human neck size, length practically the same as XL, for some reason even wider in the waist, fits okay on shoulders, arms have ridiculous circumference, it's basically just for fat people or maybe some 6'5+ dude could wear one but it'd be too big for his neck/arms/waist still. Khorne fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Feb 7, 2017 |
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my mother has bought me more clothes in total than i have for myself and i plan to keep it that way
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