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Popy
Feb 19, 2008

Barry Sanders played for the Lions.

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Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Brett Favre played for the Packers. But he redeemed himself.

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Barry Sanders played behind far better o-lines than his fans are willing to admit.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Steve McNair had bad taste in women.

Magic Johnson is a stupid commentator.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Calvin Johnson got hurt a lot

Jason Hanson never hit field goals that mattered

Barry Sanders should have given the Lions more of a heads up that he was going to retire

Martian Buddy
Jun 4, 2010

Are you ready to swear
right here,
right now,
before the devil
Terrell Davis was only voted into the HOF because of one Super Bowl and was mediocre the rest of his career.

Also he was a system running back.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ryan Tannehill left me a pauper after I printed all these shirts.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

NickRoweFillea posted:

Michael Jordan was a steroid user

What does that have to do with the goat though?

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
Joe Montana was a'ight but Steve Young was actually a better QB

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

sean10mm posted:

The narrative of Peyton Manning being a colossal playoff choker was 100% correct. The dumb goobma threw 7 picks during his "good" Super Bowl run and was carried to both of his rings to a degree that made Brad Johnson look like Aaron loving Rodgers.
Did the Patriots fans who say this miss the AFC Championship that year? Christ.

Martian Buddy posted:

Terrell Davis was only voted into the HOF because of one Super Bowl and was mediocre the rest of his career.

Also he was a system running back.
Clinton Portis was also better over his first 2 years than Davis and would have had the same career arc minus the injuries if the Redskins hadn't offered Champ Bailey + a 2nd for him.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

I have a curved c*ck

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Spring Break My Heart posted:

Did the Patriots fans who say this miss the AFC Championship that year? Christ.

Brady was throwing to his worst receiving corps of his career in that game and Corey Dillon was dead, while Peyton had a mediocre game throwing a lot of checkdowns with like a passer rating of 79 and a pick. The Colts won with defense and running the ball as much as anything.

:ssh: This is a thread full of joke Hot Takes.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Spring Break My Heart posted:

Did the Patriots fans who say this miss the AFC Championship that year? Christ.

Clinton Portis was also better over his first 2 years than Davis and would have had the same career arc minus the injuries if the Redskins hadn't offered Champ Bailey + a 2nd for him.

That would have been a tragic alternative timeline - Portis never would have created the eternal memories that he did...

at Eastern Motors

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Adam Vinatieri kinda sucks and his biggest kicks were often necessary cause he loving missed earlier in the game.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Adam Vinatieri kinda sucks and his biggest kicks were often necessary cause he loving missed earlier in the game.

He honked a 20 yard game winning field goal in San Diego once and I was there and it ruled

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
John Elway looks like a loving horse and his only SB wins came from being carried to the top after he was old and broken, and his petulance on draft day contributed directly to the Colts leaving and eventually the Browns leaving too

oh gently caress, John Elway told Baltimore to gently caress itself, and then the Colts bailed a few years later, which led to the Browns eventually going to Baltimore. Eli told San Diego to gently caress itself, and now the Chargers moved.

Browns to San Diego in like a decade?

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Feb 8, 2017

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
JJ Watt posts on social media too often.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Marcus Mariota grew a porn stache, and it wasn't very pleasant to look at.

Wang Zhizhi wasn't a good player in general, but he'll always be GOAT in my heart.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Walter Jones deserved that MVP more than Shaun Alexander did

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Febreeze posted:

John Elway looks like a loving horse and his only SB wins came from being carried to the top after he was old and broken, and his petulance on draft day contributed directly to the Colts leaving and eventually the Browns leaving too

oh gently caress, John Elway told Baltimore to gently caress itself, and then the Colts bailed a few years later, which led to the Browns eventually going to Baltimore. Eli told San Diego to gently caress itself, and now the Chargers moved.

Browns to San Diego in like a decade?

I always thought it was amusing that he is a horse and the two teams involved in that situation were both horse teams

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Well yeah, Elway's a thoroughbred. He has his choice of stud farms.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Probably Magic posted:

Marcus Mariota grew a porn stache, and it wasn't very pleasant to look at.

Wang Zhizhi wasn't a good player in general, but he'll always be GOAT in my heart.

remember when yi jianlin posted up some chairs lol

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Roger Staubach was a Catholic

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
andey is from texas

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
Philip Rivers doesn't know what protection is.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Saladin was perhaps too generous with the Christian West and that allowed further conflicts to occur due to the hubris of crusader Kings.

Martian Buddy
Jun 4, 2010

Are you ready to swear
right here,
right now,
before the devil

sean10mm posted:

:ssh: This is a thread full of joke Hot Takes.

Wait, these are supposed to be joke hot takes? Cause that's what I actually think about Terrell Davis.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
Sean Taylor probably woulda been a flag magnet if he was able to matrix dodge those burglars

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Tom Brady should have watched out for an ex trying to trap him, but all children are a blessing

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Marshawn lynch could've grabbed his dick more.

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
Joe Thomas is alright, but can he really be considered a Hall of Famer when he can't even lead his team to the playoffs?

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Joe Montana never lived in Montana

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
T*m Br*dy wasn't the best QB in the Superbowl...yeah, I said it :colbert:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

weird Asian candy posted:

T*m Br*dy wasn't the best QB in the Superbowl...yeah, I said it :colbert:

In any super bowl

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

Martian Buddy posted:

Wait, these are supposed to be joke hot takes? Cause that's what I actually think about Terrell Davis.

Either/or, just let it all hang out.

sean10mm posted:

The narrative of Peyton Manning being a colossal playoff choker was 100% correct. The dumb goobma threw 7 picks during his "good" Super Bowl run and was carried to both of his rings to a degree that made Brad Johnson look like Aaron loving Rodgers.

Tom Brady couldn't beat Peyton Manning in the playoffs unless he was playing at home.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
if Terrell Davis is a HOFer than anyone who's had 1 really good season should get in, Josh Gordon, CJ2K, Peyton Hillis, even Dwayne Bowe had that great 2010 season

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Joe Namath wore pantyhose.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Coach Mike Ditka is overrated af

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Ben Roethlisberger looks like Babe Ruth when he runs

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Jerome Agricola
Apr 11, 2010

Seriously,

who dat?

SHOAH NUFF posted:

if Terrell Davis is a HOFer than anyone who's had 1 really good season should get in, Josh Gordon, CJ2K, Peyton Hillis, even Dwayne Bowe had that great 2010 season

2013 Jerrico Cotchery, a unanimous first-ballot shoo-in.

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