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Leperflesh posted:Manute Bol was the GOAT. What other player once killed a lion with a spear? Sent almost all his money to support his impoverished people back home? blocked shots just by being insanely tall? Bol Ball ruled fools. embiid did it also.
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MrLogan posted:Bo Jackson got injured early in his career. Bo Jackson, along with Red Grange, would be the first inductions into a hypothetical "American Athlete Hall of Fame", never played lacrosse.
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whiteyfats posted:Bo Jackson, along with Red Grange, would be the first inductions into a hypothetical "American Athlete Hall of Fame", never played lacrosse. Weird way to spell Jim Thorpe
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Metapod posted:Weird way to spell Jim Thorpe Did Thorpe have his own video game
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a neat cape posted:Did Thorpe have his own video game He has his own city
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Jim Thorpe Pennsylvania owns. Great hiking, awesome little restaurants. We took a field trip there in 6th grade to collect slag from the local iron mines. Jim Thorpe owned too. I got nothing bad to say about him
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Prime Time often made games less exciting by totally shutting half the field, both in college and the NFL.
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OJ Simpson killed it in The Naked Gun
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Joe Montana was too good.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Joe Montana was too good. at getting benched
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Joe Montana went upstairs to masturbate.
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Lawrence Taylor may or may not have snorted coke on the sidelines in between choke-slamming assorted quarterbacks.
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HOF five time super bowl champion Charles Haley was a legit insane sadistic madman. -At a team meeting, Haley got the attention of Scott Case and when Case looked over at Haley he was faced with “Haley’s erect penis stretched across the desk.” -“Haley would stroll up to an unsuspecting (49er) teammate, whip out his phallus, and repeatedly stroke it in his face. Players initially laughed it off…” -Haley, ever the prankster, cut a hole in the roof of teammate Tim Harris’ car, got on top, and pissed inside. -Haley, on his way from the bathroom to a team meeting, pulled down his pants, wiped his rear end, and then threw his poo poo-stained toilet paper at 49ers coach John Marshall. -Haley refused to stop. He would jerk off in the locker room, in the trainer’s room. He’d wrap his hand around his penis, turn toward a Joe Montana or John Taylor, and bellow, ‘You know you wanna suck this!’” He would then proceed to graphically talk about other player’s wives and bring himself to orgasm. - Haley was also a homophobic prick, as, in addition to greeting a new teammate once with simply, “You’re from California? You must be a loving human being.” He also once berated Steve Young with the following tirade after a loss: “I could have loving won that game in my sleep! You’re a motherfucking pussy human being quarterback! A motherfucking pussy human being quarterback with no balls!”
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whiteyfats posted:That's why his Hall of Fame speech was such a disappointment He was diagnosed as bi-polar after he retired, and gets treatment now. Woulda been cool if he went off his meds for the induction and, waved his dick at Goodale though.
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Smiling Mandrill posted:He was diagnosed as bi-polar after he retired, and gets treatment now. Woulda been cool if he went off his meds for the induction and, waved his dick at Goodale though. I didn't know that, but it explains a lot. Poor Charles.  Mental illness isn't fun, even if you're rich and one the best to ever play.
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Jim Brown thought he was a better actor than a football player.
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Some times i think of the greatest of all time and it can't even let me get a drat lick of sleep. get outta my head already fellas!! Dumbos
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Darth Brooks posted:Joe Montana went upstairs to masturbate. Did Tom Brady say masturbate on network television? No he did not. Therefore he will never be the greatest.
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corn on the cop posted:Tom Brady throws a lovely deep ball We're only talking about the greatest of all time in this thread??
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Josh McCown looks like an off-brand Dolph Lundgren.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Josh McCown looks like an off-brand Dolph Lundgren. He does, that is only part of what makes him awesome. That and he will pass for a million yards on the Ravens.
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I'm constantly conflicted whenever I'm cheering for Jameis Winston. He forces me to do a lot of introspection every time he does something good.
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marioinblack posted:I'm constantly conflicted whenever I'm cheering for Jameis Winston. He forces me to do a lot of introspection every time he does something good. Yeah he's good at forcing things.
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Darth Brooks posted:Jim Brown beat up women. But enough about the Rams  
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Febreeze posted:John Elway looks like a loving horse and his only SB wins came from being carried to the top after he was old and broken, and his petulance on draft day contributed directly to the Colts leaving and eventually the Browns leaving too The whole point of San Diego is to not have browns. Doltos posted:Saladin was perhaps too generous with the Christian West and that allowed further conflicts to occur due to the hubris of crusader Kings. 
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Dave Meggett was a serial rapist.
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Johnny was a drunk and a womanizer, but that was show business. Ed never came to my house with a giant novelty check for 10 million dollars 
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