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Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

HOF five time super bowl champion Charles Haley was a legit insane sadistic madman.

-At a team meeting, Haley got the attention of Scott Case and when Case looked over at Haley he was faced with “Haley’s erect penis stretched across the desk.”

-“Haley would stroll up to an unsuspecting (49er) teammate, whip out his phallus, and repeatedly stroke it in his face. Players initially laughed it off…”

-Haley, ever the prankster, cut a hole in the roof of teammate Tim Harris’ car, got on top, and pissed inside.

-Haley, on his way from the bathroom to a team meeting, pulled down his pants, wiped his rear end, and then threw his poo poo-stained toilet paper at 49ers coach John Marshall.

-Haley refused to stop. He would jerk off in the locker room, in the trainer’s room. He’d wrap his hand around his penis, turn toward a Joe Montana or John Taylor, and bellow, ‘You know you wanna suck this!’” He would then proceed to graphically talk about other player’s wives and bring himself to orgasm.

- Haley was also a homophobic prick, as, in addition to greeting a new teammate once with simply, “You’re from California? You must be a loving human being.” He also once berated Steve Young with the following tirade after a loss: “I could have loving won that game in my sleep! You’re a motherfucking pussy human being quarterback! A motherfucking pussy human being quarterback with no balls!”

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Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

whiteyfats posted:

That's why his Hall of Fame speech was such a disappointment :saddowns: I wanted insanity. :smithfrog:

He was diagnosed as bi-polar after he retired, and gets treatment now. Woulda been cool if he went off his meds for the induction and, waved his dick at Goodale though.

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