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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-V-f9inLoo
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 23:35 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 07:54 |
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BigRed0427 posted:HBomb, I take back every nice thing I ever said about your videos for tricking me to click that. It's so good. Like, there's the obvious first layer of comedy, right? Where he spends 30 minutes making cup noodles and pours hot water all over his kitchen counter doing it, and makes comments like 'this is great because it's a very cheap food source for students' before turning to his obscenely expensive keurig coffee machine to get hot water from it to make them with, and laments the lack of actual shrimps in his fifty cent shrimp flavoured noodle, as if he got ripped off. But then, in the background, you get some of the most beautiful and baffling moment in human history. Phil keeps, seemingly at all times, a cutting board with a ceramic knife and an array of spoons on it on his kitchen counter, just there, in case he needs them. Whenever he wants to cut any meat he has to move all the spoons and poo poo off, cut the stuff, wash the cutting board, and then presumably dry it and put the spoons back on. Next to it is an inordinate amount of pyrex measuring jugs. He has like five pyrex measuring jugs, piled up there on his counter, in case he needs five pyrex measuring jugs. I can honestly say that this frame of video footage is going to be a point of obsession for the rest of my life.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 12:45 |
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PassTheRemote posted:Why fry meatballs in a large pot instead of a frying pan? Also, do you really need 3/4 cup of shugar for tomato sauce? You only need a pinch to cut the acidity of it. He's amazing. My favourite cooking video is what me and my friends call 'DSP and the family breakfast mystery', in which where he makes egg-in-a-hole toast and calls it 'egg with a hole in the middle' and has no idea what the name is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_LgMrkRrRI Highlights: - "I'd rather get breakfasts out of the way before I tackle any advanced recipes." - Using PAM to spray the pan instead of cooking with butter, aka, the things you loving cook bread and eggs with, you disgusting food criminal - Despite being a video about cooking, and a simple recipe that shouldn't take ten minutes yet somehow does, he still had to cook the bacon in advance - He drops the eggshell directly onto the bread - "Technically, it's not a sandwich, because there's holes in it" - "here are two pieces of what we like to call egg with the hole in the middle *holds up two pieces of uncooked bread, egg completely obscured by cold pre-cooked bacon and unmelted processed cheese* - *pokes the bread, discovers it is soft and not toast* "It's very lightly toasted" - "You can do healthy variations on this" I don't want to come across as making fun of this guy. I genuinely love and am entertained by this man's food videos and hope he never stops, for me he's just a fantastic oddity on par with Masaokis in terms of sheer awkward entertainment. You couldn't make funnier cooking videos if you tried - some people have tried to parody his food videos and they can never be as good
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 18:30 |