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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Apr 2, 2010

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jarofpiss posted:

i hope ted cruz's rubber face mask melts completely off under the senate lights

nah i dont want whatever is in their breaching its occult wards and escaping

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Lastgirl posted:

Please reserve your salt to throw it at the Slime man and watch him recoil into his husk, thanks in advance

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Breakfast All Day posted:

ladies and gentlemen, mrs conway lovely

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Top City Homo posted:

post oozeman memes

for probably a solid week "write some horror fiction about ted cruz" was my daily creative writing prompt and i think that well hasnt nearly come close to running dry

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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blue squares posted:

I fear that this debate is just going to be two people giving speeches while standing next to one another

Im still holding out hope that bernie is like a doomed shinto priest sent to cleanse the shrine of horrors and seal away the impure spirit forever, at any cost

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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B'GAWD, THATS BERNIES MUSIC

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i've noticed that ted cruz's upper lip has gotten significantly more cheney-esque

i wonder if it's a boheman grove thing

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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bernie is making dreamworks face pretty hard right now

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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that chuckle that ted cruz had just now made my skin literally crawl

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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HEE HEE

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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bump_fn posted:

whoa al what are you an admin of

yo mama hahahahahah no im just a cspam ik

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Baloogan posted:

ted cruz is like a canadian poster in C-SPAM

utterly terrible :q:

beginnin gto think all canadians are terrible except for grimes ofc

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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hahahahahahahahahahahaha youre a fuckin liar ted cruz

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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bernie says cancer and cancel pretty much the same

Al!
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Lastgirl posted:

Cancer has been canceled forever, goodbye!

its another bernie sanders miracle!!!!!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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does this woman understand that she would not have had anything at all without the aca

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Relevant Tangent posted:

Everyone likes Yinlock tho?

he's alright but he's held back by one major factor, and i think u can guess what it is

:canada:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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rofl that printout

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Lastgirl posted:

wrap it up, props are out

u lost automatically

bernie is going to take a tiny suitcase from behind his podium, put on a tiny fedora, tuck a tiny umbrella under his armpt, and slink off the stage in embarassment

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Lastgirl posted:

bernie is

hmm




oh ya

good and cool

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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gently caress these camera sweeps

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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DENTAL PLAN

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Turdfuzz posted:

LISA NEEDS B-oh poo poo she died from no healthcare

her parents shouldnt have been poor despite working

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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anime was right posted:

dental care is healthcare lol, like, you can die from bad teeth

yeah yer teeth are killin me BAM BAM BAM WOOOOOOOOOOO

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Fidel Castronaut posted:

haha, "i didn't want to kill you on stage, ted, but lemme kill you on stage."

this is actually great. compare this to presidential debates. they are actually talking about stuff because the stakes aren't as high. i'd like to see more of this.

honestly yeah. this is almost two humans talking, if one of them wasn't a human-shaped bag of protoplasm and rat corpses whose default fallback opinion is "jesus thinks we need to eat the poor"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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"health is a luxury" - all republicans, and most democrats

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Apr 2, 2010

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mormonpartyboat posted:

so far, the winner of the debate appears to be............................


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LITERALLY SATAN

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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im bored when do i get to see bernie's dick

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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financially racist posted:

we spend more money on healthcare per year than every single nation on eath who has universal health care

i mean gently caress we wouldn't even need to raise taxes on the rich with those kinds of numbers to make uhc work. we spend that much because it is for-profit and we have no controls on pricing, we'd almost certainly be spending far less per capita with a uhc system, just like every other nation on earth who has one.

YEAH AND WE HAVE SOME OF THE HEALTHIEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET


what?

some of the sickest?????

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Mass can pass but miss got rear end.

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Yinlock posted:

fair enough

also i was aware of the whole "they've been brutalized by decades of right-wing indoctrination and will actively fight against any attempts to help them as their entire life crumbles to nothing" thing

that's kind of a mouthful so i just stick with "they dumb lol"

doesn't mean they don't need or deserve help

have u ever stood in line behind a guy cashing in like 20 lottery tickets at once and you know he spent the last of his money for the week on them.............. its kinda like that

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what if the government took over healthcare and heavily subsidized things like food, housing and utilities, and provided a minimum income to all americans, then people could afford to take jobs with lower wages!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! that almost seems like it would be in a small business owner's interests

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Apr 2, 2010

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HailHorrorHail posted:

How about the government puts ownership of the means of production in the hands of the workers? Then we would all be small business owners :)

im afraid the government isnt going 2 give us any such thing and we'd have 2 rise up en mass and seize the means of production, which is an excellent second option

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