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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

why is sanders on cnn standing next to a giant creepy weasel

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

bernie reached out to clasp cruz's elbow in a show of friendliness but couldnt stomach actually touching the slime LMAO

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

WHY DOES BERNIE WANT TO TAKE ON FARMERS???

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

WHy does the FDA approve of child cancer?

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

i bet ted cruz's slime contains anti-cancer proteins

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

you're a good parasite, you wear that skin well senator cruz

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

how do they put cruz in a suit such that he doesnt ooze out of his pants bottoms all over the floor

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

ted cruz has laid eggs on every person in that room

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

murder the rich and ration out their body parts for long pork stew

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

canada... socialism... BERLIN WALL COMMMUNISM MACHINE GUNS STALIN DEATH

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

canadian hospitals are so overwhelmed they turned away the dead

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

my heart stopped and i waited 2 months before going to the hospital

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

ted cruz externally fertilizes his own eggs

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

the profit margins are the ONLY thin thing in this woman's life LMAO

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

maybe if she ate less mcdonald's she could give her fuckin employees health insurance!!!!????

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

obese woman no health insurance.... literal corpse asking questions at this debate


just a big fat dead woman being stupid on cnn

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

laying your eggs on the elderly is only indirectly killing them, as its his larval spawn that do the actual killing by consumption from the inside out

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

rights... means the right to feed, to gorge yourself on the corpses on the fallen, to crouch over your lair like a spider fiend and to spread your brood to every dark corner of the land

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

you can tell that cruz is dying, the humidity in that room is way too low to sustain invertebrate life

bernie is already all dried out

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

im really enjoying this 1-hour show of a beet-red old man wagging his fingers at a giant tapeworm in a suit

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

can you, legally, vote w/ your feet??? like if you can hold a pen w/ ur toes????

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

holy gently caress why would you let a pregnant woman near ted cruz

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

a pregnant woman is like catnip for a giant parasite monster like ted cruz. dude is salivating

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

HAHAHA DID ANYONE HEAR BERNIE WHISPER "WHATS HER NAME???"

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

scalia by all accounts was a warm-blooded vertebrate creature who loved his family and friends

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

please friends everytime you write his name "t*d cr*z" his body swells with unholy power

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

holy wtf get a load of this fuckin hipster goddamn

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

this hipster looks like he was eating my poopy butthole and the poop got stuck in his moustache and dripped down his beard staining the grey hair to brown

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

i did not know that dom perignon had medicinal properties

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

govt-subsidized champagne

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

if the government stole 1 kidney from every man, woman and child in america it would fuel bernie's plan for 10 minutes

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

if you think about it... "healthy" and "sick" are just states of mind

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

just a reminder: bernie is fighting for us everyday, while hillary and obama are both out snorting cocaine at a caribbean resort

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

"bernie sanders is the funny awesome guy from the most famous comedy skit of all time" - a wicked own by ted cruz

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

not sure how the debate went, every time i see ted cruz i start sweating and shaking and hissing and i black out after a while

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