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ted cruz eats children

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Apr 12, 2004

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bernie ... good???????

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whoa al what are you an admin of

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Al! posted:

yo mama hahahahahah no im just a cspam ik

lmao fuckin owned

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Apr 12, 2004

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SyRauk posted:

Ted Cruz trying to be empathetic.

serial killers gotta pretend to be human

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loquacius posted:

why isn't there a way to watch this without youtube comments streaming in on the side

http://go.cnn.com/?stream=cnn%3Fsr

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Sir Tonk posted:

im literally angry that he leaves a couple of miles from me and I might run into him around town

punch a nazi

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Apr 12, 2004

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ted cramps

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Turdfuzz posted:

ted thinks only rich ppl should get healthcare

lol of course

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holy poo poo that bernie burn

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loquacius posted:

I'd like to apologize to Sir Tonk, I talked poo poo earlier but this is really reminding me how much I loving hate Ted Cruz

I forgot

how could you forget lmao

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bernie knows that no war but class war ftw

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Calibanibal posted:

my heart stopped and i waited 2 months before going to the hospital

congrats ur american

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Turdfuzz posted:

i love bein able to choose death or debt
i love bein american

the why not both taco meme dot graphical image format

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loquacius posted:

absence makes the heart grow fonder

I dunno, Trump is a babbling lying narcissist but Ted Cruz is just a loving bullshit factory

He talks in buzzwords, he talks in weasel words, he talks in a really annoying nasally voice, and he's so loving smug

turmp fucks his daughter but ted cruz fucks his mom

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lol this lady fro mtexas cant talk without being out of breath

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i *deep wheezing breath* dont want to * shallow grasp for air* pay employees

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bernie ... good.......

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im a dumb white piece of poo poo who wont give my employees insurance tell me that im not the bourgeois nightmare that should be against the wall

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meanwhile cruz will fellate this capitalist monster

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Lastgirl posted:

they want something express and instant and easy

oh god the loving inconvenience of losing money to cover health insurance for my employees~

white people want to be told that they've done nothing wrong despite literally being the problem

news at 11

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this woman uses the n word among friends 100%

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Jonas Albrecht posted:

Holy gently caress this is infuriating.

America dot tee exe tee

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lol ted

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translation: no

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god damnit bernie good

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ted cruz has the right to suck my dick

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Lastgirl posted:

bernie is

hmm




oh ya

good and cool

quoting a correct post

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ted : no. ur dead. lol owned

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tim crapmps

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ted cruz is the senatorial version of scalia

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ted cruz RELALY interested in babies wtf

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jesus christ NSW this poo poo

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bernie is the last samurai

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quoting notorious monster m thatcher lol

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Fidel Castronaut posted:

my president is black, my health insurance is a lambo and i'll be god damned if ted isn't the zodiac killer

ur president is orange and ur health insurance is is a toaster strudel and ted is def the zodiac killler

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Turdfuzz posted:

i like that bernie keeps reiterating how fucken absured this poo poo is

bernie
wood
of
one

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Modus Pwnens posted:

In Ted Cruz's America, staying alive is a luxury for women.

i wanna empty quote this but its to depressing

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breaklaw posted:

Does Bernie think saying "We are the wealthiest country in the world" just magically creates a supply of unlimited money to spend however he wants? I'm starting to think Hillary was right and he really thinks like that.

do u not understand what "actually tax the rich" means u loving idiot

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100 degrees Calcium posted:

i have to stop. ted cruz is causing my blood pressure to spike and i can't afford a trip to the hospital.

obamacare wins again

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