How many 8-year-olds could you defeat in hand-to-hand combat

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tadashi

You know what's great about fighting 28 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

yeah, this joke sucks even more when it's written down

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:40

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 17:49

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

seven so far this morning. they keep dropping out of the ceiling at the stop n save where i work, like tiny peanut-allergic ninjas who really want to go home and play mariokart.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 22:04

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I'd challenge them all to duels, one at a time, having invoked the right of single combat at fords.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 23:54

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

School Nickname posted:

I'd challenge them all to duels, one at a time, having invoked the right of single combat at fords.

Dangerous choice. One fr*ck up and your b*tt is off to the shadow realm.

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# ? Feb 16, 2017 02:51

Sockmafia

Macnult posted:

if there's anything my pa taught me it's that 8-year-olds can take a beating

lmao

# ? Feb 16, 2017 06:17

GoodbyeTurtles

The real question here is: How many 8 year olds am I?

# ? Feb 16, 2017 19:17

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

i start to fight the 8 year olds and then get a leg cramp while doing sick ninja moves, allowing them to swarm me. i retire from 8 year old fights defeated and demoralized

# ? Feb 18, 2017 17:06

VideoTapir: He'll tire eventually.

I arm wrestled 9 of them once. I won, but they messed my arm up pretty bad

# ? Feb 18, 2017 21:47

Twerkteam Pizza

Like, almost two I bet

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:35

yeah actually they will

tadashi posted:

You know what's great about fighting 28 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

yeah, this joke sucks even more when it's written down

Haha! Me and the gals at the shop had a real LOL at this one!

# ? Feb 21, 2017 00:02

yeah actually they will

Q. You know what's great about fighting 28 [twenty-eight] year olds?
A. There's twenty of them! [twenty-eight year olds/twenty eight-year-olds]

[Still don't get it? Try saying it out loud!]

# ? Feb 21, 2017 00:04

GoodbyeTurtles

Guy: "how many 8 year olds could you defeat in hand to hand combat?"

Me, cooly sipping Monster® Ripper™ from an ornate chalice: "i don't believe in violence"

# ? Feb 21, 2017 16:59

GoodbyeTurtles

Me, looking over my sunglasses: "im actually much more agile than any 8 year old could even imagine"

# ? Feb 21, 2017 17:36

social vegan

*quickly pulls down rainbow coloured parachute down over me, sitting inside my technicolour dome*

8-year olds: w-where'd he go

# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:18

BIRDCON 2017

*i do a front flip off of a dumpster*

heh... i'd like to see 20 8-year-olds do that.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 06:44

Ultra Spoot

If you master the zangief spinning lariat theoretically you could destroy an infinite amount of 8 year olds

# ? Feb 22, 2017 06:59

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# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:28

LawfulWaffle: Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

I bet I could take down like 15 eight-year-olds before they leveraged their numbers and size over my relative strength and bottled rage. The first few would be easy with quick blows to their heads but once they started to circle me I think it's just a matter of time. Sure I could grab a kid by his Oshkosh B'gosh overalls and clear some space with a spinning lariat, but I'm no Steve Rogers. I'd be dripping with first-grader blood but in the end their tiny hands grabbing my clothes, my hair, my junk, finding their way into my mouth and poking my eyes would just be too much. At least I won't live to see my record demolished by some scrub button masher who keeps sweeping the children's legs.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:13