How many 8-year-olds could you defeat in hand-to-hand combat

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Macnult posted:

How many 8-year-olds must I defeat until their leader faces me? Or is their leader a coward, whose lineage shall be mocked beyond the playground and all through the cafeteria while I'm remembered as the hero of detention

FutonForensic posted:

"patty cake, patty cake, baker's man..."

This guy's on another level. His motions are so rapid and fluid... I can't get a bead on him!

Chill la Chill posted:

*googles average height of 8yo*

My jabs and hooks are useless...

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

i would extend my arms out and then spin around really fast, so i guess i could take down a lot doing that.

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