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are these like complete automatons with no concern for their well being who fight relentlessly to murder, or are they like normal 8 year old humans just driven to violence for some reason? if it's the former and they've got knives or something, probably gonna die very quickly, but i feel like the latter I could maybe convince some 8 year olds against the course of violence.otherwise when the first one gets close, i'll probably just try to grab their arm with the knife and pull it away from them, at which point the others will slash my arms and/or legs and its pretty much over. i don't think i'd be able to punch or kick an 8 year old with the intention of harming them even if I think they are trying to murder me.

reminds me of another hypothetical I remember someone bringing up after the first LOTR movie: how many unarmed hobbits would it take to kill a fully grown adult lion?

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