How many 8-year-olds could you defeat in hand-to-hand combat

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LawfulWaffle: Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

I bet I could take down like 15 eight-year-olds before they leveraged their numbers and size over my relative strength and bottled rage. The first few would be easy with quick blows to their heads but once they started to circle me I think it's just a matter of time. Sure I could grab a kid by his Oshkosh B'gosh overalls and clear some space with a spinning lariat, but I'm no Steve Rogers. I'd be dripping with first-grader blood but in the end their tiny hands grabbing my clothes, my hair, my junk, finding their way into my mouth and poking my eyes would just be too much. At least I won't live to see my record demolished by some scrub button masher who keeps sweeping the children's legs.

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