How many 8-year-olds could you defeat in hand-to-hand combat

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Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

It's you vs. a gang of elementary schoolers, cage match, no holds barred. Possible lord of the flies situation. What is the max amount of little squirts a grown adult like you could take down before you're officially outmatched?

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 06:18

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 16:55

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

They have no formal combat training but have consumed a strong media diet of PG-13 action movies, ninja-related cartoons, and violent video games their parents shouldn't let them play. They all come from an average suburban middle-class American elementary school, randomized genders and social and ethnic backgrounds. All have passed a basic school athletic physical so none have any ailments, weaknesses, or overt diet problems. They are all average performers in school sports, so no wrestling champions or anything like that.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 06:37

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