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Putting lotion on extremely dry skin and feeling the healing sting.
Drinking a cold beverage on an empty stomach and feeling the cold in your stomach.
Drinking a hot beverage on an empty stomach and feeling the warmth in your stomach.
Aggressively stripping down to your underwear after a long day.
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- Adbot
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- Android Blues
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ah...yeah, that's the stuff
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Feb 8, 2017 14:25
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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When you use the bathroom at your bachelor friend's apartment and see a stack of Stuff magazines haphazardly piled on the wet tile floor
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Feb 8, 2017 14:43
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when a funky bass line awakens your soul
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Feb 8, 2017 15:41
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- byob historian
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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when i roll a joint and no weed falls out its crazy!
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Feb 8, 2017 15:54
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- Macnult
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when I'm at a hotel swimming pool and I get out of the pool and into the hottub
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Feb 8, 2017 17:22
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- Macnult
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when it's thanksgiving and you almost forget the name of the food inside the turkey
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Feb 8, 2017 17:25
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- HotSoapyBeard
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I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
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When you work in a teddy bear factory and you run out of the material you put inside the outer fabric and somebody passes you some.
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Feb 8, 2017 17:41
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- FutonForensic
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when it's thanksgiving and you almost forget the name of the food inside the turkey
lol
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Feb 8, 2017 18:36
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- Elusif
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Stimpacks
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Feb 8, 2017 18:38
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- Historical Wizards
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Stimpacks
I'm brought down a long dimly lit hallway, a g-man is a few strides ahead of me. "You've really done it this time" I think "Why did you have to report that U.F.O. wreckage?" We arrive at the end of the hallway and the g-man opens the door, and I'm momentarily blinded by bright lights. As I step into the room and my eyes readjust I see about a dozen men standing around a box on a tarp. In the box and on the tarp are bits of metal of various sizes, some fabrics, aluminum, tin, and assorted other foils, as well as several kitchen appliances. "Sir can you recognize this debris as the wreckage you saw in your field?" "Ah yeah, that's the stuff."
Mead
Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig
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Feb 8, 2017 18:41
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Ahem
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Feb 8, 2017 18:45
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This is like learning my parents had a favorite child and it wasn't me all over again
Historical Wizards fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Feb 8, 2017
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Feb 8, 2017 18:53
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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*opens oreo, helpfully points out interior to six-year-old niece*
"no no, you don't eat the shell"
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Feb 8, 2017 22:56
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- FactsAreUseless
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When Violet Beauregard turns into a blueberry. Gum is a filthy habit.
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Feb 8, 2017 22:59
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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Seriouspost: fingernail brush rubber banded to a pool cue handle as a backscratcher
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Feb 9, 2017 04:31
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- Rushi
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by Smythe
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twisted metal 2
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Feb 9, 2017 05:36
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- byob historian
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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when the cute bartender brings a cute round of b 52z
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Feb 9, 2017 05:39
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- Rock Paper Tongue
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May cause birth defects
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Pounding back a jar of semi-congealed bacon grease
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Feb 9, 2017 06:10
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- Yobgoblin
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Feb 9, 2017 16:24
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- alnilam
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When I administer a dose from my StimPak, on patrol through the ruins of New Gettysburg
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Feb 9, 2017 16:45
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- Elusif
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poo poo he said it before I did. He also spelled it correctly.
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Feb 9, 2017 16:52
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- unpleasantly turgid
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u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
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smoking after a long day
shitposting in gbs until i pass out
listening to house of payne on full volume
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Feb 9, 2017 17:23
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- Scaly Haylie
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hostess
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Feb 9, 2017 19:11
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- byob historian
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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runnin some more hot water in the tub, that is my stuff right there
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Feb 10, 2017 03:30
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- guns for tits
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Sitting down after a good workout
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Feb 10, 2017 15:20
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- Tik Tok Tommy
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popping some ritalin and then doing a difficult sudoku
playing anagrams after spending way too much money on stimulants in the morning. (elfs, trams manes!)
ONLY IN THE MORNING
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Feb 10, 2017 18:48
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- Ominous Jazz
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Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style
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it feels good when I'm driving and there's a heavy drum in the song I'm listening to and I hit the steering wheel in time with it
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Feb 10, 2017 21:16
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- Tik Tok Tommy
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Awwww yeah, that's the stuff, bidet! Right in the ol' starfish.
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Feb 11, 2017 08:25
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- Adbot
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