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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
yes

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
what are microloans

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Microloans are good because they grow local businesses and make the local economy more robust as opposed to a foreign aid org coming in and dumping a bunch of free food/supplies that put all the local businesses out of business and create a cycle of dependence on external aid.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Baloogan posted:

what are microloans

Small loans that give people in poor countries the capital they need to get a business started. You mainly hear about them in rural India. Stuff like lending somebody some money so she can buy a couple chickens and make money selling eggs.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Baloogan posted:

what are microloans

if you have lots of microloans you get to be a jedi

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

every microloan miracle company has turned out to be corrupt and probably murdered muslim Africans.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
microloans rule, h8rs dr00l

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i thought microloans were better mostly because it stops corrupt officials stealing the aid meant for normal people

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
i <3 predatory lending with a fresh new paintjob. it's win, and further, for the win

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

BRICs of poo poo

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Nonsense posted:

BRICs of poo poo

use some MINTs to get the taste out of your motuh

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
god dammit baloogan you ruined the loving joke by unlocking this thread

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
i think midichlorians are gonna restore teh african economy
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The Brown Menace posted:

if you have lots of microloans you get to be a jedi
no i'm not embarrassed by my STolen VALOR

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
if microloans=midichlorians

and i learned from recently watching a youtube documentary series, that midichlorians=heroin.

then yeah i agree with the op.

If african nations started producing and exporting heroin to the USA it would be a serious boon to their economies.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Chokes McGee posted:

god dammit baloogan you ruined the loving joke by unlocking this thread

that joke was overplayed anyway

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

microloans are bad

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
when I was younger I got a payday loan and then had to spend the next 5 paychecks trying to catch up, trapped in that horrible cycle

so no, please spare africa that indignity.

That continent basically belongs to China anyways. They've bought it, so it's their problem now.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

PleasingFungus posted:

i <3 predatory lending with a fresh new paintjob. it's win, and further, for the win

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
love too bury dirt farmers in so much debt they commit suicide good job a++

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Micro loans are great if your business succeeds and grows. Otherwise the only escape from creditors is suicide or chattery.

LinYutang
Oct 12, 2016

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

:siren:
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!
:siren:
why don't you just give money to people instead of dressing up five dollars sent to a cattle farmer in Tanzania as a financial instrument

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

LinYutang posted:

why don't you just give money to people instead of dressing up five dollars sent to a cattle farmer in Tanzania as a financial instrument

That's not how capitalism works.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


LinYutang posted:

why don't you just give money to people instead of dressing up five dollars sent to a cattle farmer in Tanzania as a financial instrument

but then how would we be able to profit off of their success and/or misery?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 10 hours!)


"Wrong."--Lex Luthor

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I mean Samuel L Jackson was a jedi but were there any other black jedis?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
how about some microhomes?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

breaklaw
May 12, 2008
Better than what? Colonialism?

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

breaklaw posted:

Better than what? Colonialism?

I'd say microloans are better then literally stealing people a la the slave trade, so I guess they've got that going for them.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Just give money/cancel the massive debts africa owes to the west for dumb reasons. Oversimplifying stuff but whatever, it's cspam and I can do that.

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

I thought Microloans fail constantly because people without money (surprise!) don't have money to pay the loans back and just end up in debt?

Wouldn't it be better to buy goats or houses or wells with clean water for people living in poverty?

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Can you charge usurious interest for a goat? Can the goat make someone your debt slave for life? These are very important questions upon which the viability of your goat project rests.

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo
Much like everything in life, Africa is completely beyond any help and is Hell on Earth simply because it is.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
thanks for reopening the thread I really wanted a shitload of D&D navel gazing for something that was a one off joke

just the best

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Usury isn't a good way to restore anything imo

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Thoguh posted:

Small loans that give people in poor countries the capital they need to get a business started. You mainly hear about them in rural India. Stuff like lending somebody some money so she can buy a couple chickens and make money selling eggs.

How about sending bees to people? We've done that before, how'd it work out?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


hmm... man helping the poor is hard.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 10 hours!)

Chokes McGee posted:

thanks for reopening the thread I really wanted a shitload of D&D navel gazing for something that was a one off joke

just the best

here's a one off joke: your life

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Peanut President posted:

here's a one off joke: your life

I'm not laughing tho














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namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

I vaguely remember some terrible webcomic where a libertarian gets superpowers or something and starts loving up states and corporations and encourages people to offer microloans as their replacement.

So I'm going to say microloans bad, superpowers good.

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