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Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

I had already forgot about it

# ? Mar 11, 2017 18:18

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# ? May 5, 2024 19:27

LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013

I'm not helping enforce it. I need the Hispanic vote if I'm ever going to win an election in GiP.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 18:20

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I'm not helping enforce it. I need the Hispanic vote if I'm ever going to win an election in GiP.

Hispanic as gently caress. I even vote.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 18:32

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
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please don't tempt me into posting more anime

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Mar 11, 2017 18:48

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

trumptrumptrumptrumptrumptrumptrumptrumptrumptrumptrump

EDIT: trump

# ? Mar 15, 2017 06:19

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

We got some CSPAM in our Kook cube

# ? Mar 15, 2017 06:54

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Is this supposed to be the drunk thread? I don't even know anymore.

# ? Mar 15, 2017 14:16

US Berder Patrol: Jul 11, 2006; oorah

I honestly thought that was the DFAC

militars and cops are gonna need more than one drunk thread, tho

# ? Mar 15, 2017 14:36

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

M_Gargantua posted:

We got some CSPAM in our Kook cube

# ? Mar 15, 2017 15:20

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

I murdered a futsie (and I liked it)

# ? Mar 30, 2017 17:39

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

just warming this up for elmags

# ? Apr 17, 2017 02:24

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

How else can we punish him? User rename? BIGGER custom title? New title text?

# ? Apr 17, 2017 05:32

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

temporary expulsion to ~~gbs~~cursed earth?

# ? Apr 17, 2017 05:37

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
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Faaaaaart

# ? Apr 17, 2017 05:44

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

can an admin train him to ADTRW

# ? Apr 17, 2017 05:46

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

no one deserves ADTRW

# ? Apr 17, 2017 10:16

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Zeris posted:

How else can we punish him? User rename? BIGGER custom title? New title text?

Rename to "Paul Yost-sama uguuuuuu"

or some poo poo like that

With this as an av

# ? Apr 17, 2017 22:08

pantslesswithwolves: Oct 28, 2008; Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Surely I can't be the only one who thinks Descending Bear was a severely underutilized asset.

# ? Apr 17, 2017 22:26

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

suboptimal posted:

Surely I can't be the only one who thinks Descending Bear was a severely underutilized asset.

EBB for may, remember that when you vote

# ? Apr 17, 2017 22:31

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

I just realized that the OP comic says "Forcemunce" patties, not "Forcemunch"

# ? Apr 17, 2017 23:13

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Rename to "Paul Yost-sama uguuuuuu"

or some poo poo like that

With this as an av

Didn't that break the spine of the ship or something on firing?

w/e the us coast guard still has more firepower than the entire Canadian navy.

# ? Apr 17, 2017 23:20

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Deathy McDeath posted:

I just realized that the OP comic says "Forcemunce" patties, not "Forcemunch"

That sounds dumb

# ? Apr 18, 2017 00:58

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
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Booblord Zagats posted:

Rename to "Paul Yost-sama uguuuuuu"

or some poo poo like that

With this as an av

I would pay to change this avatar/name change once, get it again, get a parachute account and become a lurker for 6 years.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 14:00

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Do it?

# ? Apr 21, 2017 07:31

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Canada has a navy?

# ? Apr 22, 2017 18:02

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

A couple of lovely subs, a few frigates and that's about it.

We had the 3rd largest navy in the world in 1945.

# ? Apr 22, 2017 18:05

bengy81: May 8, 2010

Went drinking with some Canadian sailors once, they seems alright.

# ? Apr 22, 2017 18:08

McNally: Sep 13, 2007; Ask me about Proposition 305

Do you like muskets?

MA-Horus posted:

A couple of lovely subs, a few frigates and that's about it.

We had the 3rd largest navy in the world in 1945.

Yeah, but when #1 on that list was larger than all the others combined, that's not a particularly impressive thing to boast of.

# ? Apr 22, 2017 19:43

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

McNally posted:

Yeah, but when #1 on that list was larger than all the others combined, that's not a particularly impressive thing to boast of.

also because most other navies were wrecks in the murky deep by that point

# ? Apr 23, 2017 01:24

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

read last stand of the tin can sailors

# ? Apr 23, 2017 01:51

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

Two Finger posted:

read last stand of the tin can sailors

This is a very good book

# ? Apr 23, 2017 01:54

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Two Finger posted:

read last stand of the tin can sailors

Tremendous

loving

Balls

# ? Apr 23, 2017 04:54

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

we will do what damage we can

and by that i mean we'll pound a far superior fleet so goddamned hard that they make the decision to withdraw (it's unfair to characterise it as sending them running because it really was a strategic withdrawal made from incomplete info)

# ? Apr 23, 2017 05:27

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

since this is about boats apparently can el malingo refer me to an anime episode in which this book is depicted by teenage girls tia

# ? Apr 23, 2017 05:32

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

since this is about boats apparently can el malingo refer me to an anime episode in which this book is depicted by teenage girls tia

"teenage"

# ? Apr 23, 2017 06:39

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

since this is about boats apparently can el malingo refer me to an anime episode in which this book is depicted by teenage girls tia

Do you really want me to do this?

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:03

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:19

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

they're lining up to get you

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:27

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
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After a preliminary search the answer is no.

# ? Apr 23, 2017 22:07

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# ? May 5, 2024 19:27

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Hey EM what do you think about this:

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2008/01/20/general/savor-the-sensation-of-being-a-princess/#.WP5OC_RHbCQ

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My handsome butler, resplendent in his smart black waistcoat and bow tie, greets me at the door. �Hello princess,� he softly intones as he manfully leads me to a rose-strewn alcove.

Romantic music swells and I sit down and thumb through the menu, feeling more nervous than I hope is apparent. What�s it to be? Sipping champagne while adorned with a tiara as this blue-eyed Adonis waits on me hand and foot?

Perhaps we should draw the lacy curtains for privacy and enjoy an intimate te^te-a-te^te together? Or better yet, I could have my photo taken as he lifts me up in his big strong arms. The options are enough to bring a flush to the cheeks of even this worldly maiden.

The only one of its kind, Butlers cafe, in Tokyo�s trend-center that is Shibuya, employs only young, handsome Western men to wait on a growing clientele of Japanese women.

But even though it is partly inspired by the recent trend for �butler cafes� � where customers are also called princesses and are served by handsome waiters � there are important differences here.

As well as the standard cake and coffee normally served, a wide range of alcoholic drinks are also available. Hold on, you may think � handsome men treating me sweetly in a romantic atmosphere, with rather pricey drinks (both soft and alcoholic kick off around �900) � aren�t we getting into host club territory?

Owner Yuki Hirohata is adamant that her establishment doesn�t fall into this category: �Some think Butlers cafe is a foreigner host club, but it�s not. We only have two rules: Don�t exchange personal information with the customer, and don�t touch the customer. Except of course for the Lift Me Up Photo � then we have to touch!�

Costing just �1,000, the Lift Me Up Photo is a particular favorite with Hirohata�s clientele. Other services available are Cinderella Time (�2,000), where the customer receives some bubbly, sweets, a candle, a tiara and a silver bell on a silver platter; and Study English, where, for �4,000, budding female linguists receive a notebook in which they can exchange comments with their chosen butler each time they visit.

So, what qualities make for a good butler?

�First impact is everything for me,� Hirohata says with a twinkle in her eye. �Even if he is good looking, if he doesn�t have any charisma I don�t hire him. I look for inner beauty, brightness and honesty.�

I met three of Hirohata�s butlers � all of them handsome � yet each has his own particular appeal.

Brendan Lee, from America, with his elaborate anime-inspired hairstyle and baby-blue eyes, has a sensitive, pretty-boy charm.

Then there�s Crispin Deverill � with his seductive gaze and lustrous long hair swept back in a ponytail � who fits the role of the passionate Mediterranean lover to a tee, despite actually being from London; while Australian Renato Antolovich, muscular with bright eyes and neat spiky hair, oozed natural charisma.

Sometimes scared to chat

�All the butlers have their own fans. You can�t really say what kind of men Japanese women like. Some of our princesses don�t really look twice at me,� says Lee modestly.

Before she started her company, Hirohata did some research, asking women how they felt about foreign men. �They said that foreign guys have the ability to treat women well, and their compliments sound nice. But on the other hand they are often too casual and too friendly, so sometimes women are scared to chat with them.�

As a result, she decided to create a comfortable environment in which Japanese women could interact with foreign men without feeling any stress. In order to do this, she teaches her butlers Japanese culture and the local lingo. While she eschews the role of mama-san (a woman who manages a hostess bar or host cafe), I found it rather telling that she referred to her coterie of hunks as �boys,� although all were well into their 20s.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 02:55

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