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Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
i'll help balance team right

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
That ungloved hand looks godawful. Team Right is where it's at baby.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
Well, now you just tipped it over to the other direction.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
I'm going with Team Left then.

Covski
Jun 24, 2007

Bringing the forums together with the greatest thread!
The final teams:

Team Left
Carbon dioxide
Sjs00
oldskool
Ahundredbux
DivineCoffeeBinge
MercurialOne
chitoryu12
Gridlocked
cant cook creole bream
AJ_Impy
Torrannor

Team Right

Oblivion4568238
AlphaKretin
CirclMastr
Dr. Fetus
GNU Order
Crosspeice
Phon
Aishlinn
BrightWing
Blind Sally
nine-gear crow

:siren: Team threads are up! Round 1 begins now! :siren:

Team Left

Team Right

Your mission is simple: Be the first team to score 4 points by chosing the move that defeats the other team's move. I'm sure you know the drill. Use any way you prefer to reach a consensus about which move your team will pick.

Turn lengths are going to be played a bit by ear depending on how quickly both teams are able to decide, but I'll probably keep them at at least 24 hours to allow as many people as possible to give input regardless of time zones etc.

There are only a few rules:
No peeking in the other team's thread, or the observer thread! I know how much some of you like winning, but cheating at rock-paper-scissors would be a new low.
No usage of any form of random number generators (this includes dice) when deciding on a move.
As far as possible, try to explain your reasoning behind your suggested moves - exploring the thought processes that goes in to this is part of the fun.

Best of luck to both teams! :siren: Please go to your threads, and do not continue reading below this post! :siren:

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


My body is ready

:munch:

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Can't wait to see the brilliant SA goons try to solve an unsolveable game

Valiantman
Jun 25, 2011

Ways to circumvent the Compact #6: Find a dreaming god and affect his dreams so that they become reality. Hey, it's not like it's you who's affecting the world. Blame the other guy for irresponsibly falling asleep.
Team Left banking hard on conventional strategies. Needs some lateral thinking from Right's part now.

:munch:

Covski
Jun 24, 2007

Bringing the forums together with the greatest thread!
I'll freely admit I'm still holding out hope for rock actually winning a point first round, but seeing rock lose would be satisfying too. A rock tie would be great as well. dammit i really just want to see rock

Covski fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Feb 13, 2017

Tevery Best
Oct 11, 2013

Hewlo Furriend

Covski posted:

I'll freely admit I'm still holding out hope for rock actually winning a point first round, but seeing rock lose would be satisfying too. A rock tie would be great as well. dammit i really just want to se rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neuq3p3IyP4

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Covski posted:

I'll freely admit I'm still holding out hope for rock actually winning a point first round, but seeing rock lose would be satisfying too. A rock tie would be great as well. dammit i really just want to see rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm932Sqwf5E

echidnagirl
Mar 27, 2014
I'm rooting for team left, since that left hand happens to be mine.

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat
poo poo, I missed sign ups!

Which is a shame because I possess exactly the right amount of leadership and intellectual rigor necessary to lead a Rock-Paper-Scissors team.

Carlioo
Dec 26, 2012

:krakentoot:

Covski posted:

I'll freely admit I'm still holding out hope for rock actually winning a point first round, but seeing rock lose would be satisfying too. A rock tie would be great as well. dammit i really just want to see rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C-mdFXKyBU

Covski
Jun 24, 2007

Bringing the forums together with the greatest thread!



I do love a LP with a soundtrack.

echidnagirl posted:

I'm rooting for team left, since that left hand happens to be mine.

See, this is why I insisted on wearing a glove - now no one can doxx my hands :smug:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLHXYLHMhKI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp8znvfYbow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncjcjpQzceQ

Some game theory to come soon.

Covski
Jun 24, 2007

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Round 1 is finished!

The result:


PAPER COVERS ROCK! TEAM LEFT WINS!

Current score: 1-0 in favour of Team Left, three points left to win.

Previous moves:

L: P-
R: R-

Summary:

Team Left quickly went for the obvious counter to the classic rock opening. Team Right thought longer and harder, and though good arguments were made for not choosing rock, they nonetheless chose rock and paid the price.

I've personally found it interesting that rock is viewed as the more aggressive move, and paper as the passive or defensive one. Scissors seem to be regarded more as a specialised tool than the other two. I know I'll never think about RPS the same way again.

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat
The glove makes Team Right seem villainous somehow, so I am happy with this outcome.

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

If you think team Right looks villainous now just wait till we take off the glove and show our final form

vvvv Whoops, cya, Team Right for life

GNU Order fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Feb 14, 2017

Covski
Jun 24, 2007

Bringing the forums together with the greatest thread!

GNU Order posted:

If you think team Right looks villainous now just wait till we take off the glove and show our final form

The rules posted:

No peeking in the other team's thread or the observer thread!

:frogout:

Luhood
Nov 13, 2012
I never thought one could be this intrigued by a game as simple as Rock-Paper-Scissors. Colour me intrigued!

1-0 to team Gloveless! Let's see if they can keep the lead!

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat

GNU Order posted:

If you think team Right looks villainous now just wait till we take off the glove and show our final form

vvvv Whoops, cya, Team Right for life



We have to declare a mistrial due to thread peeking and rerun signups and start over. Not because it's what I want to happen, but because it's the right thing to do.

EDIT: Also, I hope the hand's final form is a robot hand, tentacle fingers, or some combination of those two.

Cathode Raymond fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Feb 14, 2017

Valiantman
Jun 25, 2011

Ways to circumvent the Compact #6: Find a dreaming god and affect his dreams so that they become reality. Hey, it's not like it's you who's affecting the world. Blame the other guy for irresponsibly falling asleep.
I can't believe I check the forums just to see who's winning in rock-paper-scissors. This works somehow. Must be the very defined length and good pace.

Gaffle
Aug 23, 2013

sWAg

Nice to see we're playing the base game, it's a classic. The Lizards and Spock expansion was a good attempt by the devs to expand the game, but ultimately it added too many unnecessary mechanics and failed to catch on. Just goes to show that there's strength in simplicity.

MagusofStars
Mar 31, 2012



Gaffle posted:

Nice to see we're playing the base game, it's a classic. The Lizards and Spock expansion was a good attempt by the devs to expand the game, but ultimately it added too many unnecessary mechanics and failed to catch on. Just goes to show that there's strength in simplicity.

I've heard some people cheating assholes play with the Dynamite option enabled. Totally broken, ruined the game. True players stick with Classic.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
missed the vote, still won, easy game easy life

Covski
Jun 24, 2007

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Round 2 is finished!

The result:



ROCK BASHES INEFFECTUALLY AGAINST ROCK! IT IS A TIE!

Current score: 1-0 in favour of Team Left, three points left to win.

Previous moves:

L: PR-
R: RR-

Summary:

The game is really starting to get interesting now. Both teams saw a variety of suggestions, all very well argued for. Team left was tantalisingly close to getting a two point lead early on with a second paper. I'm sure excited to see how the teams will react after the tie!

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Well, the good news is that we're seeing a lot of rocks!

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
Rights been doing a rockheaded approach so far, I wonder if it's a juke or if they will roll with it to the end.

Nalesh fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Feb 15, 2017

Carlioo
Dec 26, 2012

:krakentoot:
I see this is Right's team song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pURJDToKA0k

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Nalesh posted:

Rights been doing a rockheaded approach so far, I wonder if it's a juke or if they will roll with it to the end.

They really have to step up their game, lest they get caught between a rock and a hard place.

Gaffle
Aug 23, 2013

sWAg

So we had posts about what moves people tend to make after winning or losing a round, but what about after a draw? Usually I switch to whatever would have lost the draw round, like going from scissors to paper, anticipating my opponent to switch as well.

Covski
Jun 24, 2007

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Gaffle posted:

So we had posts about what moves people tend to make after winning or losing a round, but what about after a draw? Usually I switch to whatever would have lost the draw round, like going from scissors to paper, anticipating my opponent to switch as well.

None of the sources I checked mentioned any standard responses in case of a tie. Intuitively I don't really know if there is a difference, psychologically, between responding to a tie and playing the first hand in a sequence. If anything, I'd suppose that you'd be slightly more likely to repeat your last move after a tie, as you'd interpret the main choices as being stay/switch. This is all speculation on my part, but if my reasoning is true switching to the move that defeats the previous one should be slightly superior. If anyone else has a better theory, I'd be interested to hear it!

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
I think Right is playing a dangerous game, trying to use psychological warfare like this.

Luhood
Nov 13, 2012

GeneX posted:

I think Right is playing a dangerous game, trying to use psychological warfare like this.

All warfare is psychological before fists actually meet!

Covski
Jun 24, 2007

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Round 3 is finished!

The result:



PAPER SMOTHERS PAPER! IT IS A TIE!

Current score: 1-0 in favour of Team Left, three points left to win.

Previous moves:

L: PRP-
R: RRP-

Summary:

Another interesting round. A fair part of Team Right argues "They totally won't expect us to be crazy enough to pick rock again", while a majority of Team Left says "They will totally pick rock again". Paper continues to be the safe move of the game, with only seven votes for scissors across both teams, three of them by Blind Sally. Will we ever see a team actually scoring a point again?

Covski
Jun 24, 2007

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First two posts of the new round:

Team Right: "Well they won't expect us to pick rock this time! :eng101:"

Team Left: "They will totally pick rock again :geno:"

:allears:

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat
This is the greatest contest of wits I have ever seen and I am on the edge of my seat.

I think that the gloved hand has given team right a sort of villainous arrogance which I am sure will lead to their downfall.

Quinn2win
Nov 9, 2011

Foolish child of man...
After reading all this,
do you still not understand?
I'm not sure about this game, paper seems really overpowered.

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Fedule
Mar 27, 2010


No one left uncured.
I got you.
I don't know what game I expected to usher in the next golden age of LP but

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