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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Normal speed has a peak range of 25-29 mph.

Usain Bolt, generally agreed to be the fastest fucker in town, has a peak running speed of 27.8 mph (according to a cursory google). The lower bounds of 'athlete' speed is 4 mph faster than our known human limit.

Their "normal" swimming speeds are similarly batshit fast.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That dog collar with chain leash that I assume is connected to his cockring is pretty amazing.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He doesn't even have thigh pouches.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
His hands sure as gently caress don't look like they only have two fingers and a thumb.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That is still a big step down from UN Secretary-General.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He looks about 14. Like he would be head boy in the superhero middle school.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Wasn't there a thing with Warlock saying he trusted the watch with the gems because they wouldn't understand them enough to use them properly?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
475lbs. She must have some serious bone density.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
154 at 6'3 while shaped like that would involve subdermal balloons or something.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He can. The board just helps.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I like that AIM hold regular weapons expos. I wonder if they're fully accredited international trade fairs?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I think after he was trapped the Silver Surfer started off fighting other heroes for stupid reason and Doom because Doom.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
When Thanos loses interest.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Warlock's personal chronology is pretty hosed up.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That's only 12 knives unless he's got some hidden in his gloves. He needs some bandoleers.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
What a wide man he is.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It provides enough additional power to move all the mass. His gait is probably hella funny though.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
So his adopted sister is his wife, and also fused with him into a single being?

That is some advanced level fuckery.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They both got their powers from drinking strange concoctions that somehow gave them both the same powers.

Psychosomatic telekinesis does it again.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Another very wide man.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
No, the fact that his light sensitive eyes rate above his weighing a thousand pounds as a limitation is his super power.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He was a pretty powerful mystic guy. Just not Strange-tier.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He definitely was that role for a lot of the time. Secret Defenders for example.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Dude, look at them. Why do you think binary gender even applies in this situation?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The bizarre scaling is all part of the charm.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
His stink is especially offensive to dogs.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's mandusa.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's almost like it's a plot conceit.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's like he's put a template on his chest and back for the hole someone's going to blow through him.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He gets weaker whenever he leaves. It's more of a curse than a mutation.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Jonathan_Storm_(Earth-721)

Four issues apparently, two in '75, two in '95.

goatface fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Jul 1, 2017

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That he was in four issues, and he was an alternate Johnny Storm who someone dug up for some reason in the mid 90's.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
His costume and that shading gives him a bit of a ladycrotch

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Is spent uranium different to depleted uranium?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Why didn't they just throw things at him?

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That headpiece and the power shoulders say bat to me.

Also, what the gently caress is "blue" agility?

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