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386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,

Chokes McGee posted:

*that one old guy in the company who knows COBOL dies*

*50 year old servers all crash at once*

*economy collapses and world turns into a blasted Mad Max hellscape*
*whiz kids recruited to get rid of dinosaur JCL and re-write old server start-up procs in jquery or some poo poo*

*system of record for entire company is destroyed irrecoverably*

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