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He's doing it for free and we're STILL overpaying... heyo! I mean, I've heard you get what you pay for, but THIS is ridiculous! Fess up, which one of you ordered up a Super Sized Quarter Pounder W/Rape meal, because, heh, I didn't sign up to pay for THAT! Am I right, folks? *father yells down into basement to be quiet, I become so so quiet*
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 18:29 |
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# ¿ May 18, 2024 12:38 |
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If you add "I'm" to any single word statement Trump makes in a tweet it gives you an unguarded window into his emotional state. "Sad!" becomes "I'm sad!" The president is hurting. Who will hug this president? Who will hug this man?
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 21:49 |
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I was listening to We The People podcast and Josh Zepps was all like "Back in Australia we pay laborers $30 an hour and are pretty stringent about who we let in, but I love having immigrants around because you get to try so many interesting kinds of food... and coffee!" so I started autotreppaning to get out the evil spirits of dumb loving carefree media liberals who make Trump's dumb case for him by describing America like it's their own personal Disney World that gets new exhibits every time one of us shows up with a new way to cook a potato and then I was like aw to hell with it and just drilled all the way into my loving brain.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 21:23 |
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So what I'm saying is now I am excited for the prospect of Four More Years, yeehaw.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 21:25 |
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"Baby, you know I love your coffee... I mean, your innate humanity, aw baby don't go!"
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 21:34 |