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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
When I put onion on the burger at home I use a red oinion when I get a five guys and they use white I don't give a poo poo, it makes very little difference, I don't give a goddamn poo poo, you should also not give a goddamn poo poo, you have to be a fat stupid sack of poo poo to care about your fast food in any way, eat it, feel bad about yourself, it's what you came there for because you deserve it, try to pee on the massage girl, get thrown out

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
In the us its supremely normal to go grocery shopping open carrying an AR-15 and it's also normal to eat 1000-1300 calorie burgers alone.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Minimalist Program posted:

How the gently caress are you fat rear end idiot americans eating 1000 calorie meals jfc.

Eating 1000 calories for a meal is fine, it's gonna fill you up for half the day at least

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Sheep-Goats posted:

When I put onion on the burger at home I use a red oinion when I get a five guys and they use white I don't give a poo poo, it makes very little difference, I don't give a goddamn poo poo, you should also not give a goddamn poo poo, you have to be a fat stupid sack of poo poo to care about your fast food in any way, eat it, feel bad about yourself, it's what you came there for because you deserve it, try to pee on the massage girl, get thrown out

woah dude don't get so heated over onions, jeez

Shrek over here's having a meltdown

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Minimalist Program posted:

In the us its supremely normal to go grocery shopping open carrying an AR-15 and it's also normal to eat 1000-1300 calorie burgers alone.

that calorie count seem low to me

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Minimalist Program posted:

How the gently caress are you fat rear end idiot americans eating 1000 calorie meals jfc.

we will one day consume all that is

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I cannot belive that americans are eating 400 pound burgers in the privacy of their own homes.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
A lot of food in america goes to waste anyway so might as well chow down on those burgs whenever you can. It's only right

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
the world will burn and we will only stop to put cheese on top

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sheep-Goats posted:

When I put onion on the burger at home I use a red oinion when I get a five guys and they use white I don't give a poo poo, it makes very little difference, I don't give a goddamn poo poo, you should also not give a goddamn poo poo, you have to be a fat stupid sack of poo poo to care about your fast food in any way, eat it, feel bad about yourself, it's what you came there for because you deserve it, try to pee on the massage girl, get thrown out

christ, dude. calm down.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Psycho Society posted:

Eating 1000 calories for a meal is fine, it's gonna fill you up for half the day at least

Even auschwitz victims got 1300 calories a day, so a 2000 calorie diet is just one ham sandwich away from a concentration camp. :munch:

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Five guys... in a row?

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
In all serious though red meat consumption is one of the biggest parts of a person's carbon footprint so it's good to eat it in moderation.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Even auschwitz victims got 1300 calories a day, so a 2000 calorie diet is just one ham sandwich away from a concentration camp. :munch:

citation needed

a dingus
Mar 22, 2008

Rhetorical questions only
Fun Shoe
The calories aren't bad unless you're horking down 3 of them and not doing anything physical... it's the sodium that's scary drat.

Bobmuffins
Oct 10, 2016


more than half that number is in the "calories from fat" section :stare:

that being said id probably eat it anyways

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Eating food is bad for you. Every piece of food has been touted at some point in the media as the source of your misery and death. I don't even put milk on my bowl of vitamins anymore because I want to absorb pure sunlight for food and become frank Zane.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
17g of fiber is actually pretty impressive

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

woah dude don't get so heated over onions, jeez

Shrek over here's having a meltdown

I'm stompin and hollerin at my phone to make these posts

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

christ, dude. calm down.

Address now

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Psycho Society posted:

Eating 1000 calories for a meal is fine, it's gonna fill you up for half the day at least

The fries and soda with it, plus about 30oz of ketchup, just everything slathered in it, bring a little beach bucket and mix the burger with potat in there, just cover with ketchup, leave it in the back window while you drive all the way across a square state, don't worry, you'll still have soda by the time you get there

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Five Guys has nothing on White Castle.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sheep-Goats posted:

Address now

the third floor. apartment E

a dingus
Mar 22, 2008

Rhetorical questions only
Fun Shoe

Bob James posted:

Five Guys has nothing on White Castle.



To be honest I'd buy one of those to eat for myself a couple times in my life just for fun.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
white castle is alright but pretty unpalatable after 2 or 3

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
What a coincidence I am at Five Guys, blowing five guys

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

the third floor. apartment E

Does E stand for gaye and if so call me dad

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sheep-Goats posted:

Does E stand for gaye and if so call me dad

E stands for Ehhh god you are boring

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Shaquin posted:

white castle is alright but pretty unpalatable after 2 or 3

The main reason to eat White Castle imo is that it causes the body to produce this horrible smelling gas that comes through the skin, generally noticeable most in the morning as it leeches back out of your sheets, but also sometimes if you were not beyond drunk when you ate the white castle and went for a walk afterward, delaying the usual "struck out -> self loathing -> white castle -> sleep" cycle

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

E stands for Ehhh god you are boring

I'm electric

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sheep-Goats posted:

I'm electric

boogie woogie woogie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mOY2eWO2qw

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
serious reply: their greasy burgers are like 9 dollars but you can order their vegetarian burger for $2.49 and it uses the exact same buns, as much of any and every vegetable and mushroom they have, with oil if you want it

it's very good and the only thing in that place worth the money other than maybe the french fries

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I'm letting some bread dry out for food for tomorrow so I'm sitting next to bread sittin out rn enjoying breadsmell

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Where's Nathan jr

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
when the breadsmell hits

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

jeff smisek posted:

Where's Nathan jr

Glad you asked op

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2662543/Nathan-Jr-Meet-baby-kidnapped-Nicolas-Cage-Raising-Arizona-27-years-later.html

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
man what if dad was nicholas cage

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I've never seen anyone eat the peanuts at five guys

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Minimalist Program posted:

In the us its supremely normal to go grocery shopping open carrying an AR-15 and it's also normal to eat 1000-1300 calorie burgers alone.

u jealous?

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Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

Why is a fast food place named after gay porn? :raise:

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