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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:I've never seen anyone eat the peanuts at five guys I eat them I love peanuts
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Minimalist Program posted:How the gently caress are you fat rear end idiot americans eating 1000 calorie meals jfc. That just the burger. You also get 750 calories worth of fries and 500 calories worth of soda with the medium combo. Make it an extra large and you're probably in the 3500 calorie range.
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Feb 12, 2017 01:25
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I could eat four double cheese burgers I don't But I could
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Feb 12, 2017 01:28
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im going to eat a meat and three for dinner
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Feb 12, 2017 01:31
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meat and three update:
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Feb 12, 2017 02:30
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nice cafeteria food you got there
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Feb 12, 2017 04:26
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:What should I get?
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Feb 12, 2017 04:27
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You must be very thin and healthy
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Feb 12, 2017 04:39
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jeff smisek posted:Where's Nathan jr *stands in the Five Guys bathroom, lights off* *whispers into mirror* dad gay so what dad gay so what dad gay so what
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Feb 12, 2017 04:46
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:*stands in the Five Guys bathroom, lights off* In every Five Guys bathroom in an IT heavy city around the world the mysterious phrase D A D G A Y S O W H A T has appeared suddenly scrawled on the white tiles
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Feb 12, 2017 04:57
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The five guys near me closed and got replaced by a much shittier establishment now I have no where to go get overpriced juicy meatchunks 
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Feb 12, 2017 06:29
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Feb 12, 2017 06:31
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It was fuckin hilarious when they would scream 'TWO PATTIES' God drat now I'm hungry
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Feb 12, 2017 06:36
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Minimalist Program posted:In the us its supremely normal to go grocery shopping open carrying an AR-15 and it's also normal to eat 1000-1300 calorie burgers alone. With all the sodium from the alone burger, the weeping after is kind of medicinal.
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Feb 12, 2017 07:02
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Last time I went to Five Guys it was basically empty & I ordered a single but they alerted me that the cook put two patties on the grill so I got a double for free 
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Feb 12, 2017 07:15
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OP here, just wanted to let you know that my trip to five guys was just a combo heatstroke/overdose hallucination after passing out in my car from huffing to much paint. Ight peace!!!!!!!!
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Feb 12, 2017 08:00
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How is it even possible for a burger to be like 1000 calories I mean the bun is like 150 and then the patties must be like 400 each or some poo poo??
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Feb 12, 2017 08:22
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Lol at people freaking out about a 1k calorie burg. When I do go to five guys I end up eating about 3-4k calories (2 burg all the way, fries, and a few refills of soda). Like you know exactly what you're there for and it's to be a disgusting pig. If you're a fat you prob shouldn't, but normal people get to let loose once in a while.
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Feb 12, 2017 08:34
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:OP here, just wanted to let you know that my trip to five guys was just a combo heatstroke/overdose hallucination after passing out in my car from huffing to much
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Feb 12, 2017 08:35
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Wait is a burger from there actually 9 dollars, that sucks. I've been there and it tastes like in n out. If you're payin' 8-9 dollars there's a little place in town where they make dope garlic burgers, literally the best burg there is.
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Feb 12, 2017 17:19
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i'm banging on the windows, flashing my bindow
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Feb 12, 2017 17:29
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Psycho Society posted:Wait is a burger from there actually 9 dollars, that sucks. I've been there and it tastes like in n out. If you're payin' 8-9 dollars there's a little place in town where they make dope garlic burgers, literally the best burg there is. Imo In and Out and Five Guys make very different styles of burgers. I prefer the In and Out ones (although no lettuce or tomato because that's just a loving mess) and they are half the price of a Five Guys but the Five Guys burgers are more substantial -- I often get two double doubles but would not think about getting two Double Cheeses from Five Guys. In and Out however refuses to build any further from LA than Vegas, so if you're not in that area Five Guys is probably going to be the only chain place you can get a decent burger.
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Feb 12, 2017 17:42
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get jalapenos but don't let them grill them it'll ruin the crunch. fresh jalapenos on a burger are amazing because they're actually fresh not some pickled trash
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Feb 12, 2017 17:48
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gonna be honest Im imaging a convo about national franchising at In and Out HQ and smugly attired clowns talking about the purity of the SoCal experience and gettinf mad as hell
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Feb 12, 2017 17:48
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a man in boat shoes tittering about the midwest
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Shaquin posted:gonna be honest Im imaging a convo about national franchising at In and Out HQ and smugly attired clowns talking about the purity of the SoCal experience and gettinf mad as hell Shaquin posted:a man in boat shoes tittering about the midwest From my understanding this is exactly what goes on raton fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Feb 12, 2017 |
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Feb 12, 2017 18:02
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Sheep-Goats posted:From my understanding this is exactly what goes on Californians are insufferable since most of them have never lived or moved out of state. Can't imagine how people survive things like winter or how americans in other states can even be happy living in non-ideal weather.
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Feb 12, 2017 18:05
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etalian posted:Californians are insufferable since most of them have never lived or moved out of state. California and Texas ought to realize that they are functionally identical to Oklahoma apart from the money brought in by movies / tech / oil. It's the same sort of backwards, insular, easily injured mindset, false pride of place, etc
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Feb 12, 2017 18:09
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Spatial posted:Why is a fast food place named after gay porn? I dont know man. Arby's is weird.
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Feb 12, 2017 18:23
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The Management posted:Five guys... in a row?  Kevin smith is the greatest filmmaker
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Feb 12, 2017 19:42
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Teikanmi posted:How is it even possible for a burger to be like 1000 calories The bun is more like 250. American bacon is 45% fat, an easy 200kcal with a few strips. Mayonnaise is 85% fat, a tiny little teaspoon is 35kcal. Cheddar cheese is 30% fat and about 75kcal per slice. All that stuff adds up to more than the actual meat.
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Feb 12, 2017 20:14
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i used to like kevin smith movies when i was in high school but they really dont hold up. at all.
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Feb 12, 2017 20:24
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this guy is abbreviating kilocalories so you know he is "tapped in"
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Feb 12, 2017 20:28
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It's probably unfair to say that Kevin Smith is awful but I don't think really bad is a stretch
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Feb 12, 2017 20:31
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his films range from awful to pretty mediocre i think
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Feb 12, 2017 20:32
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Shaquin posted:this guy is abbreviating kilocalories so you know he is "tapped in"
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Feb 12, 2017 20:32
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Spatial posted:The 1000 kcal ones are with bacon and cheese. Cheddar???
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Feb 12, 2017 20:32
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Hardawn posted:Cheddar???
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cheddar gay, so what
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