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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I think Five Guys is better than In-N-Out imo

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

like a cigarette should posted:

I think Five Guys is better than In-N-Out imo

I can't say I agree but am not angry about this statement

As is my goon right

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
just checking this thread to see if dad gay came back

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

In-N-Out still wins over 5 Guys since it's much cheaper but similar quality.

Also at In-N-Out you can kill yourself by ordering a 20x20

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

slay all those who don't order animal style

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
pizza pie
e: rated 1

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
if it aint got an egg, i aint gonna beg

personal motto

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

etalian posted:

slay all those who don't order animal style

I tried it and I get it regular :ssh:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hardawn posted:

if it aint got an egg, i aint gonna beg

personal motto

Gross

Also sloppy

~~My wife~~

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Sheep-Goats posted:

Gross

Also sloppy

~~My wife~~

not.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgTVuwFRjXA

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

He's the least physically attractive person In and Out has ever hired. Usually at worst it's like a Latina gymnast girl with a little acne.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
I like how they have windows in the drive-through it's like dinner & a movie

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Sheep-Goats posted:

When I put onion on the burger at home I use a red oinion when I get a five guys and they use white I don't give a poo poo, it makes very little difference, I don't give a goddamn poo poo, you should also not give a goddamn poo poo, you have to be a fat stupid sack of poo poo to care about your fast food in any way, eat it, feel bad about yourself, it's what you came there for because you deserve it, try to pee on the massage girl, get thrown out

what's all this about pissing?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

That Robot posted:

what's all this about pissing?

I think you edited that in there hombre

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Did anyone talk about Scott Conant during red onion chat? I have some jokes stored away but I don't want to repeat anything.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What were their names

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I shove as many peanuts as can fit in my pockets before leaving

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I shove as many peanuts as can fit in my pockets before leaving

same but my butt

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

etalian posted:

In-N-Out still wins over 5 Guys since it's much cheaper but similar quality.

Also at In-N-Out you can kill yourself by ordering a 20x20

they don't let you order monster burgs anymore

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

like a cigarette should posted:

they don't let you order monster burgs anymore

In this time of youtube idiots doing anything for clicks, that seems like a poor choice.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

so you work from home, op?

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
I always get the cheeseburger with grilled onions mayo and hot sauce.

Regular fries.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Hot sauce on a burg seems like a great idea but I've never tried it.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

trash person posted:

I always get the cheeseburger with grilled onions mayo and hot sauce.

Regular fries.

Nice username post combo


Regular fries smdh

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Fresh jalapeno > grilled

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Yo get me that solo Cajun, dog.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I prefer pickled jalapenos on burgers instead of fresh. Fresh are very good, but they kind of overpower a burg.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
rename this thread to "spergin about burgs"

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

assburgers syndrome

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

shoophobo posted:

Fresh jalapeno > grilled

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A bag full of fries, apparently, because that's what you get no matter what you order.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Streak posted:

rename this thread to "spergin about burgs"

This onion is too vermillion, provably wrong, only maroon will do

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
onions and jalapenos are always better grilled than raw

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Sheep-Goats posted:

It's probably unfair to say that Kevin Smith is awful but I don't think really bad is a stretch

He's the John Waters of slacker nerd boys. Interesting, not because of ability but because of peculiarity.

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