Tell me how to gain weight, I should probably gain weight

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Tell me how to gain weight, I should probably gain weight

666: Jun 27, 2002; Carrion Fairy

pick a powerlifting routine. any will do as long as it's a powerlifting routine and you stick to it.

then eat 5000kcal a day. you do this by eating three warm meals a day and finding novel ways of turning peanut butter into something drinkable, possibly by involving ice cream.

you will no longer be skinny.

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