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deep dish peat moss

A Thai place in London named Pho Queue

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deep dish peat moss

My friend Pete's pizza joint named Pete's "A Piece of Pizza"

deep dish peat moss

A place where dogs can drink called The Cock and Kibble

deep dish peat moss

A generic asianic food place named Rest All U Rant

BIRDCON 2017

deep dish peat moss posted:

My friend Pete's pizza joint named Pete's "A Piece of Pizza"

Scaly Haylie

Oh! That's-a Meatball!

sorry

DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
A fish restaurant that also cuts hair: 'Fish 'n Clips'

Some other place called 'Chicken Poodle Soup'

A transgender venison restaurant: 'Doe Nuts'

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Booger King

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

deep dish peat moss posted:

My friend Pete's pizza joint named Pete's "A Piece of Pizza"

google THIS

deep dish peat moss posted:

A Thai place in London named Pho Queue

Darkman Fanpage
i like a nice possessive name like "tony's" or "al's". that way you know the place is actually owned by somebody.

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Big Al's Bacon Tacos



Macnult

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i like a nice possessive name like "tony's" or "al's". that way you know the place is actually owned by somebody.

Bacon Taco posted:

Big Al's Bacon Tacos

Historical Wizards


A restaurant called 'Sorry We're Closed', alternatively it could be called 'Sorry We're Open'


Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

Manifisto


Historical Wizards posted:

A restaurant called 'Sorry We're Closed', alternatively it could be called 'Sorry We're Open'

I like this

alternatively, "Open 23/7 - Just Not Now"

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
Burger Queen

HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
Barmy Betty's Big Baps and Butties - A roadside trailer cafe

Farecoal

There he go
"Big Al Had a Gastric Bypass and Is Now Known as Little Al"'s Vegan Cafè

a dingus

Rhetorical questions only
A chinese-Iranian fusion restaurant called "Ayatollah Lo-Meini"

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
A hotdog shack that serves their dogs through a small circular window called "The Glory Hole"

vanisher

A Mexican restaurant called 'The Gas Station.'

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Chew & Shoo

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vanisher

Splatmaster posted:

Chew & Shoo

An outdoor restaurant that has a ton of birds hunting for food

joke_explainer


There was an accounting (?) brick and mortar shop by a niceish sushi place when i first moved here named "Above All Accounting". I loved the name. Like they answer to no one... not even god. Or maybe they just don't do accounting, throwing your documents on the floor when you bring them, insisting they are above that.

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Ant Jemima's (this one is actually a restaurant for anteaters)

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
Big Wheel Turkey's & the Ten Gallon Gumbo Party Train Meringue-a-lang.

Loutre

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✓CLASSY
✓HORNY
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deep dish peat moss posted:

A Thai place in London named Pho Queue

Pho is vietnamese you dumb lovable Bastard

deep dish peat moss

Loutre posted:

Pho is vietnamese you dumb lovable Bastard

Pho Queue

Beachcomber

Another day in paradise.


Curry Up Now - Indian street food

HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
If you like your servers with sass then head on down to Fish, Please!

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pho King Way

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Beachcomber posted:

Curry Up Now - Indian street food

This is actually a real place in Palo Alto.

So is Asian Box, which I'm not sure they thought through. Or maybe they did!



Farecoal

There he go
Mr. Dairy's House of Calcium. The only menu item is a sort of bonemeal grits

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
My vegan friend is opening a new shredded veggie place called Oodles of Zoodles and Noodles.

EDIT: That's after I talked him out of Toni's Phony Macaroni.

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
"I Can't Believe It's Not Food"

Farecoal

There he go
How to Serve Man (Ha Ha Just Kidding Bro!)

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


the nutshack where memes come true

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Doghouse

I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
There is a real kosher chinese restaurant in Chicago called "tein li chow" and "tein li" in hebrew means "give me" lol

Rushi

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Something Waffle

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Captain Disease

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