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Robot Made of Meat

Rushi posted:

Something Waffle

Lowtax' House of Chicken and Waffles


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

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LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
Kim Jong-nam's Poison Noodles

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
Cloaca Joe's: Everything is Eggs

FactsAreUseless

HAMilton, You Know, Like The Popular Broadway Musical But It's A Breakfast Place That Serves Ham, Wait, Are You Writing This All Down, No, This Isn't The Sign, It's Just HAMilton!

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Restauruncle

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

A Depeche Mode themed creamerie Your Own Personal Cheeses

A Turkish/American place called FatBurga Gluten


LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
No Old Country Buffet for Old Men

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
Platinum Corral.

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
Planet Bollywood

vanisher

The Apple Store

But it just sells apples



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Piso Mojado

International House of Dirty Pancake Batter Dishes that Need Washed.


Piso Mojado

Buffalo Wild Wangs


Piso Mojado

No Public Bathroom


Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Thanks A Lotke

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Twenty Four


Burger Time

The chef walks around and just stomps on the buns, meat, everything while being chased around by some walking fried eggs or something.

I have no idea how they stay in business or pass health inspections.

Twenty Four


We didn't have much money and I played really old video games way past their prime so that joke probably makes sense to no one. Let me think of another one...



Pho Queue! It's soup and billiards, with bowls in the pockets. You pay to play, but if you hit it in, you get free lunch!

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
Fire And Brimstone BBQ.

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
The Smell Hole

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
Old Country Buffet, but with liquor instead.

Bobmuffins

We Sell Food

also works for a grocery store!

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Twenty Four posted:

Burger Time

The chef walks around and just stomps on the buns, meat, everything while being chased around by some walking fried eggs or something.

I have no idea how they stay in business or pass health inspections.

I used to pay quarters to play that poo poo at the arcade in the early 80s. Well done!



Historical Wizards


Bacon Taco posted:

I Used to Pay Quarters to Play That poo poo at the Arcade in the Early 80s. Well Done!

I am a fan of that as a restaurant name, but I would feel really bad for whoever answers the phone.


Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

Historical Wizards


Transcendental Burger

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Der Burgermeister

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DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
Now open on Wall Street: Salary Stocks.

google THIS

The Froyo Toppings Bar: Just the Toppings No Yogurt

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
A food-free, all-atmosphere experience at Garnish Galore.

Manifisto


Cram It In Yer Gob

Tane

Fewd: No food just drinks

Manifisto


fude: it has been prepared by chefs in the nude

you can't see the chefs (probably mercifully), they're hidden away in the kitchen, but the knowledge infuses the taste and experience of the food

social vegan



*pretends to be starving after eating too much at the Munch Hausen*

Space Taxi
The Diabetes Treatise

Before you are served, you have to write an essay showing how you won't eat refined carbs.

Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Mar 5, 2017

DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
Food Feud: A unique dining experience with Richard Karn.

Utz

by vyelkin
Martha's Reeking Pie Hole : serves fine specialty pies but has a mighty peculiar pong

Totally Tubular Tony's : all food is liquified and served via IV drip

Bottom's Up : mostly a fratbro beer bar, but they also sell chicken wings and oh yeah, it all goes in the butt

The Pullet Surprise : they strongly imply that they're serving chicken but that is most definitely not loving chicken

Twigg & Berrie's: upscale and superswank, this place serves nothing but cock and balls prepared in a myriad of sophisticated ways

Hot Dog Hell : a never ending storm of hot dogs is launched at you from every direction and you must rely on your precognitive reflexes to stay alive

Sugar Shack Attack : just a sign by a lonely road on a shack where if you go in you will become the food OR leave with your belly full, smackin yer lips, rubbin belly

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cda

by Hand Knit
Adolf Hitler's Bar and Grille

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cda

by Hand Knit
Fill Up On Bread

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Utz

by vyelkin
Schwimmer's Schnitzels, Strudels, Sausages & Pretzels

Jack Rabbit Slimm's

Remember the Tacobowl

The Purine Tureen Foie Gras Fusion Palace

Albert's Fish House

The Telltale Meatball

Punkinfuckler's

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LastGoodBoy

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The Hindenburger

High on the hog, 90's style.

oliwan

by Nyc_Tattoo
An Italian soul food place called Oh Soule Mio

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Plebian Parasite

Chuck E. Chickpea's

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