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Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
The dam is already up two feet from midnight last night

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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
How many more feet til aquadeath?

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
48 and counting

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
fun fact: 'agua' is spanish for 'aqua'

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i hope the dam catastrophically fails and drowns many many republicans

:same:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Mozi posted:

fun fact: 'agua' is spanish for 'aqua'

Wonder if they just flipped the "q" around to be contrary.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Solice Kirsk posted:

Wonder if they just flipped the "q" around to be contrary.

not sure, can any spaniards here answer this guestion

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Mozi posted:

fun fact: 'agua' is spanish for 'aqua'

¡Cuidado! Muerte de agua!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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appropriatemetaphor posted:

not sure, can any spaniards here answer this guestion

50% of me can answer it, but the other 50% spells it "acqua" and I'm American so I call it "wasser" like all Midwesterners. So for all my authority on the matter I'm just as puzzled as everyone else.....which is why I asked to begin with.

So I guess long story short, yeah, can any Spaniards answer that?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

appropriatemetaphor posted:

not sure, can any spaniards here answer this guestion

Solice Kirsk posted:

So I guess long story short, yeah, can any Spaniards answer that?

you guys aren't serious right?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
we wouldn't want to culturally misappropriate anything by accident

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i hope the dam catastrophically fails and drowns many many republicans

Where does someone grow up where they get hooked on watching republicans get killed by walls of water

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
So far I have either Louisiana or Florida

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

exploded mummy posted:

Where does someone grow up where they get hooked on watching republicans get killed by walls of water

College.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

exploded mummy posted:

Where does someone grow up where they get hooked on watching republicans get killed by walls of water

hello i'm from southern louisiana

did you know that in an urban area you're supposed to assume that floodwater is toxic? that's because of the sewer system

H.P. Hovercraft fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Feb 22, 2017

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

hello i'm from southern louisiana

did you know that in an urban area you're supposed to assume that floodwater is toxic? that's because of the sewer system

The normal people, probably. The bourgie fucks, who gives a poo poo.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Aguaman was a lovely cartooon.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Burt Sexual posted:

Aguaman was a lovely cartooon.

hombre de agua

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



exploded mummy posted:

Where does someone grow up where they get hooked on watching republicans get killed by walls of water

Ritz-Carlton, Moscow, Russia.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Real hurthling! posted:

hombre de agua

Agua mal

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
no tengo agua por favor

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Moridin920 posted:

you guys aren't serious right?

Of course not. We're joking around. "Agua" isn't even Spanish for water. The Spanish word for water is "cerveza." Loosly translated it means "liquid of life and sky."

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
agua is actually farsi for "potato" iirc

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Solice Kirsk posted:

Of course not. We're joking around. "Agua" isn't even Spanish for water. The Spanish word for water is "cerveza." Loosly translated it means "liquid of life and sky."

por que embuste

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
dios mio

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
magnitude 1.8 quake near oroville , everything fine.

but...

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
If a 1.8 did literally anything to that dam it would've collapsed long, long ago.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Oroville gets got more seismic activity when mcdonalds started "breakfast all day", they'll be fine

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

Javid posted:

If a 1.8 did literally anything to that dam it would've collapsed long, long ago.

Seismologists aren’t as smart as meteorologists.

There are no small hurricanes. If you have something that’s kind of like a hurricane but puny, it’s called a “tropical storm”.

Seismologists should have decided “it’s only an earthquake if it’s at least 5.0” and then stuck to it.

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
For comparison, this:

http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/03/us/seattle-seahawks-earthquake/

qualifies as a 1.x magnitude seismic event

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
That dude's nostrils are wigging me out. They're like pretentious nostrils. I hate it. Get rid of them

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Psycho Society posted:

That dude's nostrils are wigging me out. They're like pretentious nostrils. I hate it. Get rid of them

crawl up in them for shelter

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Javid posted:

For comparison, this:

http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/03/us/seattle-seahawks-earthquake/

qualifies as a 1.x magnitude seismic event

They have to tell crowds at stadiums to only clap along to We Will Rock You, because if they stomp it could be dangerous.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

They have to tell crowds at stadiums to only clap along to We Will Rock You, because if they stomp it could be dangerous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr3HTkkpvtU

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

They have to tell crowds at stadiums to only clap along to We Will Rock You, because if they stomp it could be dangerous.

Texas A&M's war hymn has the entire 100k person stadium lock legs and away together, which originally caused the whole building to sway at the top before they reinforced it.

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MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
Well, our government is almost done loading explosives in the dam. What a smart double whammy, Isis can claim it was them and California won't meddle in their affairs anymore. Win-Win!

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