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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
This guy's not concerned

https://twitter.com/etherealspirits/status/830967694031597569

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Well as an ethereal spirit, he'd know wouldn't he?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

There aren't any nuclear plants near the danger zone of this flood, are there? Gettin' Fukushima flashbacks up in here.

Lol you're talking about California here, nuclear power is still viewed as things Monty Burns operates to kill children for profit

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

This guy is an idiot because the dam isn't on the American River, or one of its tributaries.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
There's a Kings game going on right now in Sacramento

https://twitter.com/VMXOXO981/status/830967950018424833

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

EugeneJ posted:

Their plan is to drop bags full of rocks into the hole with helicopters

:psyduck:

American_Civil_Infrastructure_Maintenance.txt

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
A cool thing that most ppl don't know about big dams is that all that water pressure forcing downward where it don't usually go (because it used to be a river) finds its way into cracks and fissures and starts causing regular seismic activity in the 3-4 range, which is a lot like what you see from fracking.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Platystemon posted:

This guy is an idiot because the dam isn't on the American River, or one of its tributaries.

he's not wrong about the evacuations tho

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Learn to swim

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

b-minus1 posted:

Learn to swim

yeah, that'll save your rear end in a flood

jesus christ

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

he's not wrong about the evacuations tho



I hope Butt valley will be ok.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
so whats a spillway? is the dam going to break. How hosed are the people?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

he's not wrong about the evacuations tho



He’s right that there isn’t imminent concern of the dam failing.

See that lake east‐northeast of Sacramento? The American River flows from that lake and joins the Sacramento River at the city of Sacramento.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/imwiththoughts/status/830970016539537409

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

he's not wrong about the evacuations tho



Oh Jeez - the catchment for Oroville Dam is not small.
It might manage to mitigate the current overflow without the auxiliary spillway failing, but there's still a hell of a lot of water on it's way in over the next week.

Serak fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Feb 13, 2017

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



What the gently caress kind of units of measurement are acre feet? Is that volume? Why is Imperial so hard :psyduck:

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Hurry, Californians! Protest that dam!

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Spaced God posted:

What the gently caress kind of units of measurement are acre feet? Is that volume? Why is Imperial so hard :psyduck:

Enough water to cover an acre of land with a foot of water. It... Sorts of makes sense in agriculture I guess?

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

Spaced God posted:

What the gently caress kind of units of measurement are acre feet? Is that volume? Why is Imperial so hard :psyduck:

I need these numbers in football fields and olympic swimming pools, stat!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Dapper_Swindler posted:

so whats a spillway? is the dam going to break. How hosed are the people?

It's not part of the dam proper, it's part of the reservoir water level management.

The emergency/auxiliary spillway is basically a last resort failsafe to let water out of reaervoir without overtopping the actual dam

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Five and a half million Olympic swimming pools.

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FrozenVent posted:

Enough water to cover an acre of land with a foot of water. It... Sorts of makes sense in agriculture I guess?

I think we keep the acre foot in use because it's a good estimate of the average annual water consumption of 1 person.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
The emergency spill way might fail. The dam itself is not in danger of failing.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
LOL at you big city kids who can't visualize an acre who's laughing now?

Clearly I am because of the "LOL"

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Zahgaegun posted:

LOL at you big city kids who can't visualize an acre who's laughing now?

Clearly I am because of the LOL

An acre is the distance between two telephone poles, squared.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
This dude's chill

https://twitter.com/workmanblue/status/830970891907444737

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

awaiting president trump's speech re: all the very sad dead people

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

basement jihadist posted:

awaiting president trump's speech re: all the very sad dead people

He's gonna build a bigger dam, and he's gonna get California to pay for it.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Please. The drat certainly won't catastrophically fail as soon as there's enough daylight to catch it all on film and then proceed to completely devastate the area down river. I offer a 100% guarantee that this will definitely not happen. May God strike me down if this drat ruptures and spews watery death onto hapless Californians.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Antifa just showed up and are throwing bricks and molotovs at the dam to protest trump

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

basement jihadist posted:

awaiting president trump's speech re: all the very sad dead people

https://twitter.com/JoshuaBariova/status/830971827413454853

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
this already feels like it's going to be underwhelming

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

like a cigarette should posted:

Antifa just showed up and are throwing bricks and molotovs at the dam to protest trump

this doesn't even make sense but I'm laughing anyway

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Oh wow - on the news feed they said people are threatening each other at the gas pumps

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Mercrom posted:

so is the mountain gonna break or is this one of those disasters where a week from now they have to rescue a grandma who stubbornly refuses to evacuate her flooded house

the dam is not going to break, water has started going over the emergency spillway which is there to prevent the dam from breaking in an "oh poo poo there's too much water in the lake and we can't do anything about it" scenario

unfortunately the emergency spillway is eroding faster than anticipated and releasing more water than expected so there is basically a dam break even if it's not that bad

everything is working as designed here except the situation the emergency spillway is designed for is "we need to buy a couple hours to tell people to get out of town while the disaster happens"

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

The emergency spill way might fail. The dam itself is not in danger of failing.

I think that's a matter of semantics at that point.

If the emergency spillway fails then the lake will just drain out that entire hillside and the dam itself will effectively be useless as the water will have a different outlet. It kinda doesn't matter if technically the portion labelled "Dam" hasn't breached at that point.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
The dam isn't about to break, the spillway is about to break and take the mountain side w/ it, pleas do not talk trash on the dam.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

extra stout posted:

this already feels like it's going to be underwhelming

yeah people are gonna start fighting over politics and the thread will go right into the...

Oh - you mean the dam and stuff. Sure, yeah that'll be that too.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I could not possibly feel any smugger in my prediction that the dam won't fail and unleash a torrent that will shake America to its very core.

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