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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
This guy's claiming Sacramento is being evacuated soon:

https://twitter.com/MyAmerica120/status/830990800607551488

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

EugeneJ posted:

This guy's claiming Sacramento is being evacuated soon:

https://twitter.com/MyAmerica120/status/830990800607551488

Authorities aren't going to evacuate Sacramento while simultaneously telling people to flee towards Sacramento.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

ElectricSheep posted:

I bet all of freep is collectively typing with one hand at this moment

even though the counties that are flooding all went for Trump lol

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
What did the fish say when he ran into something underwater?

spillway!

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
They're letting everyone in the jails go free

https://twitter.com/CBSSacramento/status/830996609936691200

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Good

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Headline updates are saying they expect the spillway to fail.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

even though the counties that are flooding all went for Trump lol

Logic won't stand in their penis' way.

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

I bet if poo poo gets bad they ask for federal funds to help fix things.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Sammus posted:

I bet if poo poo gets bad they ask for federal funds to help fix things.

if Trump refuses that'll kill the remains of the Republican Party in the state

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
My friend's house is gonna be under like 100 feet of water. Or more likely it's gonna be splinters in a mud bank off the sacramento. sucks.

And apparently people are looting in oroville

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZlDZPYzfm4

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
They are filling up the bags of rock right now..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF3j82YEsTo

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sammus posted:

I bet if poo poo gets bad they ask for federal funds to help fix things.

paging moridin920 to elaborately detail how california is completely self sufficient because of fruit

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Psycho Society posted:

My friend's house is gonna be under like 100 feet of water. Or more likely it's gonna be splinters in a mud bank off the sacramento. sucks.

And apparently people are looting in oroville

They're going to drown with a new TV, god dammit. If they surf a bigscreen to safety, they've earned it.

monsterzero
May 12, 2002
-=TOPGUN=-
Boys who love airplanes :respek: Boys who love boys
Lipstick Apathy
Local news reports lake level has dropped below the emergency spillway level. Everyone taking 20 minutes off to smoke.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
If you're still in oroville and not physically hiking your rear end up to table mountain just lmao

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

monsterzero posted:

Local news reports lake level has dropped below the emergency spillway level. Everyone taking 20 minutes off to smoke.

god drat blue balls. GIVE ME SOMETHING

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

EugeneJ posted:

This guy's claiming Sacramento is being evacuated soon:

sacramento isn't in any danger even in the worst case scenario

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
It sucks if you're disabled or something and don't have a car. Like what the hell do you then. Cops and poo poo better be shuttling people up hills. Make yourself useful for once

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Dozens and dozens of bags!

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
The outflow is 3x the inflow right so, so I'm guessing if they lowered the outflow to prevent erosion it would seriously gently caress something up even worse

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
everything about this reeks of a false flag operation

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Psycho Society posted:

It sucks if you're disabled or something and don't have a car. Like what the hell do you then. Cops and poo poo better be shuttling people up hills. Make yourself useful for once

These are red county cops.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Psycho Society posted:

It sucks if you're disabled or something and don't have a car. Like what the hell do you then. Cops and poo poo better be shuttling people up hills. Make yourself useful for once

Just tweet the Governor and he'll help your grandma

https://twitter.com/SVNXH3Z/status/830999466370928640

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

EugeneJ posted:

Just tweet the Governor and he'll help your grandma

https://twitter.com/SVNXH3Z/status/830999466370928640

thats actually kinda sad

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Hell if some cute girl needs me to come pick them up I'm down, I have 6 cylinders of gently caress you to any tsunami that wants to gently caress with me.

Edit: or dogs

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

like a cigarette should posted:

everything about this reeks of a false flag operation

it's all in the numbers

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The 24 hour Long John Silver's has closed.

Chaos reigns.

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

The 24 hour Long John Silver's has closed.

Chaos reigns.

24 hour Long John Silver's? what the gently caress?????

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Node posted:

24 hour Long John Silver's? what the gently caress?????

He might have said McDonald's.

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Think of all the poor animals that are going to die :(

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747
its a failed false flag, why do u think the media is picking up on it 6 days after it started. wake up

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
If this dam business stops me from getting my 3AM LJS beer battered cod and hushpuppies platter there's going to be hell to pay I can tell you that right now

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

He might have said McDonald's.

if McDonald's served breakfast 24/7 then I'd do nothing but eat breakfast burritos with picante sauce for the rest of my bad gay life

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Node posted:

24 hour Long John Silver's? what the gently caress?????

Man, I would love me some midnight clams 'n hush puppies.

Billy the Mountain
Feb 3, 2005

I used to be TheRealLuquado

Node posted:

if McDonald's served breakfast 24/7 then I'd do nothing but eat breakfast burritos with picante sauce for the rest of my bad gay life

I'm sorry, its all about the sausage McGriddle.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

like a cigarette should posted:

everything about this reeks of a false flag operation

I checked Reddit.com/r/conspiracy and they say it's supposed to distract from pizza-based pedophiles

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

b-minus1 posted:

Think of all the poor animals that are going to die :(

there aren't any animals in California :confused:

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Node posted:

24 hour Long John Silver's? what the gently caress?????

There used to be a combined White Castle/Random fast foot seafood place near me open 24/7.

I felt really weird eating White Castle sliders and fride clam strips drunk at like 3 AM.

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ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Episcopal is pronounced eh-PISS-kuh-pull, right?

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