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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/831017659424714752

There's this awesome fetish pornography pay site called Clips 4 Sale. They have clips, which are, for sale. The wonderful thing about the site is that there's approximately 450,000 different fetishes, such as:
  • Apron fetish
  • Hat fetish
  • Hopping
  • Ironing Fetish
  • Pyro
  • Farting
  • Regional Accents (???)
  • Riding Lawn Mowers (???!)
  • Snorkel Gear
  • Snot
  • Unaware Giantess (not sure how that would work)
  • Wedgies
  • Zentai (I have absolutely NO clue what this is, and I'm afraid to look it up)

So if you're in a private place, or a public place and you have no shame and love to alienate people, head over to the site and let's find the greatest SAFE FOR WORK animated gifs!


oh yeah baby, nothing hotter than a homeless crack whore getting high as poo poo


actually, it's snot all that sexy to me


I seriously found this under the label "anime"


fat bitch having a ball


GRANDMA, NO!!!


oh baby, eat food. in that car. gently caress yes.


now I need to take a shower too


something not very good is happening here


wow Westworld used to suck


lol stupid rear end lesbians don't know how masks work


what do you call a one-legged and one-armed woman in a fetish video? "GROSS"


"what"

HAPPY HUNTING!!!

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/831028024241954816

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

i knew i was going to regret opening this thread

Mike The Octopus
Aug 1, 2009
PM me for some introductory scuba fetish smut

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Lowtax posted:


now I need to take a shower too

Huh.

HUH.

I mean. I guess I wasn't too fat before and now, huh.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Nothing turns me on more than a woman blowing elephant-esque trumpet noises into a snotty kleenex.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


lowtax nooooooooooooooooooooo

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
There's one titled rear end GNOME PUSSY MISSILE

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Adventure Time with Autumn Atoms
CUSTOM REQUEST: You begin to develop a stomachache after from eating some bad food which tasted weird. Shortly afterwards, you start to feel sick and decide to lay down. Between of rubbing your stomach, your stomach starts to move. You describe of how it feels as though a alien is inside moving trying to make its way out through your bellybutton. With your stomach covered you make your stomach bulging, moving in and out with some bellybutton fingering. After awhile you unbutton your pants and lift your shirt and start to rub your belly as your belly will start move more violently.

Price: $19.99 USD
Length: 17 minutes

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
We found 3665 Clips with "BEANS"

hmmm.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Whatever happened to just going down on the person you lusted?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Click these here links to hear Clips4Sale video descriptions read to you in silly voices by drunks.

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

this is just bad

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Mike The Octopus posted:

PM me for some introductory scuba fetish smut

we dont need to do that, most of your posts are like that to begin with.

ra tehuti fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Feb 13, 2017

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
CANNIBALS!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
hard maybe in the title.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Is that from the latest Resident Evil game?

Ovo
Dec 20, 2008

Life Rules

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Tromboner

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


Jewish Bitch Mind Assassin posted:

I am a REAL Raver Jewish Princess!! I am going to mind gently caress you until there is no tomorrow. My pink hair and hairy muff should be calling you.You stupid son of bitch! I am Not a Shiksa with Jewish in My Title.But a half Jewish and half gypsy proud princess here to corrupt your shegetz' mind with my ways.My mysterious Gyspy ways and natural Jewish wit will seduce your manhood. I go to the doctor, dentist, manicurist, and beautician regularly! Many of these Shiksas have neither mastered milking a man's mind nor manhood.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Models --- in grave peril!

Bog Babes :getin:

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


quote:

Lady B and Christin crushes a completely Nintendo gamestation with her Boots.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
If these aren't the greatest fetish gifs, I'd have no way of knowing.


We live in an amazing world.:catdrugs:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I didn't know you can't report lowtax.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Feb 13, 2017

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Is this the new "Buttz" thread?

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Models --- in grave peril!

Bog Babes :getin:

yes yes yes yes yes yes No No No No NO NO

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Gaunab posted:

I didn't know you can't report lowtax.
I didn't post any porn you nimrod!

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Gaunab posted:

I didn't know you can't report lowtax.

wtf?? what happens if he breaks the rurus???!

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax posted:

I didn't post any porn you nimrod!

what happens if you break your own rurus senor?

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Related Categories: ARAB GODDESS, PEE

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Richard! Why do you make us debase ourselves, Richard?

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Sonic and Tails Plushie 3some posted:

Oh Sonic and Tails, the best team back when Sega Genesis came out. I would not be surprised if these team every double team a woman with their hard cocks. Yes, Tails is a man :P Ok enough geeky game humor. I start off by grinding off Sonic's soft body while Tails stimulates my nipples. Then I have them switch places. After that I have each of those guys sit on my face while I really grind against them with my pussy. Of course this is after I get some of Sonic's face on my pussy! I would just love to suck a dick while riding another one. Then I get them positioned to where one is up against my rear end and the other between my legs. I eventually orgasm all over Sonic when Tails holds him in place. A wonderful plushie 3some.

:nws: http://clips4sale.com/studio/96809/15851752#!Sonic-and-Tails-Plushie-3some :nws:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
The never-ending Yoga session
:

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

drat it costs $6.99. Can I pay in chaos emeralds?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
fwiw zentai is just like a lycra suit. Think green man from Always Sunny

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Space Jam posted:

i knew i was going to regret opening this thread

👍

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


This woman has... quite a range of content. I suppose hustling on clips4sale means catering to as many fetishes as possible?

EDIT: Holy poo poo:

quote:

Giantess Ali has been feeling very neglected by GI Joe. He must be punished! She holds out her foot and bounds him with three rubber hands. Then she stomps him into the soft blanket from the side. Don't worry, she lets him breath every once in a while. She enjoys really crushing him into the chair. Then she turns around and stands on chair. Gi Joe is now upside down. He is going to get quite dizzy when she raises her foot into a kick back and then slams him into the ground. Then she turns around and crushes him between her other foot. He is really going to smell like her feet! Lastly, she really stomps him into the chair for good measure. Afterwards, she contemplates whether or not if she should walk around the house with him underneath all day.

:nws: http://clips4sale.com/studio/96809/17092012/Giantess+Foot+Crushes+Bound+GI+Joe :nws:

"Making weird-rear end fetish videos using toys I have lying around my nerd room" is some good old-fashioned American ingenuity, all right

Antivehicular fucked around with this message at 10:27 on Feb 13, 2017

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



My fetish is gifs with low framerates so these all appeal to me.

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Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
I would hate to see the deep web version of this. Somewhere a Russian businessman is "almost there!"

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