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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



And they say slapstick is dead.

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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Calibanibal posted:

We are Kindle a fire drunk in the forest and cook it by piss

We are drunk in the forest drinking more and burning the fire , while we doing it we are doing a lot of crazy things like touching each other genitales , spanking rear end, a lot of nude peeks whyle peoples around here ! Alex drinking more beer - he want to pee on the fier and cook it! Can he cook this big fire? yes sure)) we are so drunk and crazy

At last, the rare "boring vacation stories from acquaintances who think they're way funnier and crazier than they are" fetish can be satisfied

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



TV dog Wishbone of PBS posted:

Prussian GI Bride

Prussian GI Bride is a tale of degradation and vengeance centered a busty blonde femdon in search of her German husband at the end of World War One.Prussian Kitten's extremely dark and sadistic atmospheric games with several different GIs will blow your mind. This sexy n seductive German-born Femdom Blond will leave you wanting more after she drains all of the German army.

Is she draining the German army, the American army, or both

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Why would anyone pay money to watch a fat land whale eat and be gross? This is America, you can find that anywhere for free.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

The Skeleton King posted:

Why would anyone pay money to watch a fat land whale eat and be gross? This is America, you can find that anywhere for free.

Is that lady muscling in on your clip sales?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The Skeleton King posted:

Why would anyone pay money to watch a fat land whale eat and be gross? This is America, you can find that anywhere for free.

I'm gonna ignore your faux pas on account of You being new to the feeding scene, but don't bite mor then you can chew!

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

https://www.theguardian.com/science/the-lay-scientist/2015/apr/30/porn-data-visualising-fetish-space

Interesting article about the site from a few years ago.

http://i.imgur.com/UCVB5IU.gif
http://i.imgur.com/XWKsWQL.gif

:nws:

Enjoy these classics, Stuck in The Couch I & II.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

cadfael posted:


http://i.imgur.com/UCVB5IU.gif
http://i.imgur.com/XWKsWQL.gif

:nws:

Enjoy these classics, Stuck in The Couch I & II.

Aw man, finally something for my stupid girlfriend fetish.

Can't wait to bate off tonight.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



cadfael posted:

http://i.imgur.com/UCVB5IU.gif
http://i.imgur.com/XWKsWQL.gif

:nws:

Enjoy these classics, Stuck in The Couch I & II.

I can't even identify the fetish

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Phlegmish posted:

I can't even identify the fetish

Women who don't understand how handstands work.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
there's a whole huge fetish category which is basically "people getting stuck." maybe you're into giant human sized glue traps? do you like it when a car gets stuck in the mud and a pretty lady pumps the pedal fruitlessly? there's that sofa thing, and all kinds of other furniture besides. quicksand and swamp porn. I found one where a lady goes into a house and eats a bunch of candy and then she's too big to get out, gets stuck in the doorway. can't post the gif cuz she's nekkid and some rude person is going to town on her with a magic wand.

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy

Chromatic posted:

I guess some fetishes will never be realized.




lowtaxporn.avi has existed for nearly 10 years, at least one goon has to have jerked to it in that time. I'd be astounded if they hadn't

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy
I mean, it has an attractive woman throwing shade on a bunch of nerds, that's no weirder than half the stuff posted itt

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Phlegmish posted:

I can't even identify the fetish

There's always a cartoon:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

There's always a cartoon:


right click, "save image as..."

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuTXUcoGdhw

gingrich
May 26, 2007

i'm the osiris of this shit

The Skeleton King posted:

Why would anyone pay money to watch a fat land whale eat and be gross? This is America, you can find that anywhere for free.

some people can appreciate the work of a professional


Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
how can she walk

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tired Moritz posted:

how can she walk

That's an interesting question.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Tired Moritz posted:

how can she walk

With her legs and feet probably

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
like does she crab walk because her gut is clearly separating her legs way apart

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Doctors have warned her that she might not be able to walk soon if she continues to gain weight. But she decided to roll with it.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Tired Moritz posted:

like does she crab walk because her gut is clearly separating her legs way apart

Upon second inspection it turns out the fold-out table she's using has had its legs bent to fit the contour of her distended gut.

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds

Tired Moritz posted:

how can she walk

Very poorly, I'd imagine

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


She can roll (and consume rolls) like nobody's business

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Upon second inspection it turns out the fold-out table she's using has had its legs bent to fit the contour of her distended gut.

Nah, probably just her gravitational field bending the light.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I feel like there should be a patreon for really specific fetishes. Could probably be sustainable that way

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!

Alan Smithee posted:

I feel like there should be a patreon for really specific fetishes. Could probably be sustainable that way

bet this exists already since all sorts of broke(n) weirdos have patreon pages.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

There's always a cartoon:


animators have always been deviants

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy
To get back on topic, in terms of stuff I was surprised at for a second before realizing that of course it's a fetish, there's a woman that has hundreds of clips of her pretending to be a secret agent and beating up gangs of henchmen.









The General
Mar 4, 2007


I'm sure I've seen worse spy shows/movies than that.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Knowing clips4sale exists makes me sad; :(

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Dreddout posted:

Knowing clips4sale exists makes me sad; :(

Makes me horny. :jackbud:

Life if subjective.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)

porking a pork bun posted:

To get back on topic, in terms of stuff I was surprised at for a second before realizing that of course it's a fetish, there's a woman that has hundreds of clips of her pretending to be a secret agent and beating up gangs of henchmen.











please respect this lady acting resume

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Tired Moritz posted:

please respect this lady acting resume

I'm Special Agent 0069. I have a license to make you smell my feet.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

uber_stoat posted:

I'm Special Agent 0069. I have a license to make you smell my feet.

Are you the woman that broke my cherry? :q:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
It's like bad YouTube channels figured outthey could make more money as a fetish video

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Dude if I could make a living making retarded fetishy spy flicks you're goddamn right I would.

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
Campfire piss guy looks like his dick is covered in ash from sticking it in a previous campfire. Or is it just really tan from being al fresco at all times?

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Light Gun Man posted:

Dude if I could make a living making retarded fetishy spy flicks you're goddamn right I would.

Find someone who wouldn't, seriously.

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