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Oh, how I have waited for this day. Finally a chance to post my favoritest .gif in proper context. NWS of course http://imgur.com/a/kbJrt
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Mar 4, 2017 19:29
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Filthy Hans posted:Oh, how I have waited for this day. Finally a chance to post my favoritest .gif in proper context. Nobody waving a caution flag, what kind of bullshit race is this?
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Mar 5, 2017 03:18
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Panfilo posted:Nobody waving a caution flag, what kind of bullshit race is this? yeah wtf he's just holding it not waving it at all, that corner guy should be fired
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Mar 5, 2017 03:20
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Filthy Hans posted:Oh, how I have waited for this day. Finally a chance to post my favoritest .gif in proper context. The Hanbulance
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Ever got a tingle in your loins at the thought of a fat guy eating fast food in his car? Because this guy has you covered   quote:I had a craving for asian. See me shovel in beef lo mein, pork fried rice, an egg roll, and a large order of dumplings, and still want more! I'm eating in my car, in a somewhat busy parking lot, making a pig of myself in front of passing strangers. I talk, I burp, I show some belly, and let it hang out of my shirt while I'm eating. There's even a point I drop my only silverware packet in the floor, and struggle to get it back with my big belly in the way...in fact, my belly honked the horn. Help me keep growing by enjoying my video!  quote:Here I'm 370lbs and having a late night snack from Cane's Chicken. I talk, burp, and stuff myself with a delicious chicken sandwich meal, that I would call a snack. I'm looking huge, and I'm loving it. Buy my video to help me keep growing!
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Mar 6, 2017 01:07
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quote:Here I'm 370lbs This had me in mind of one of those projector slideshows except instead of explaining the cool things in his holiday snapshots he just reels off weight updates. "Three seventy here... CLICK CLICK Three seventy two... CLICK CLICK OH OH yes right here yeah this is a good one haha check it out, would you believe three seventy five?! CLICK CLICK Aaand we're back at three seventy"
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Mar 6, 2017 02:27
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I can't get enough of are Dan
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Mar 6, 2017 02:29
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he's selling videos of himself doing things he was going to be doing anyway. I wonder how much money he makes. going to have to think about this. surely there is some stupid everyday habit I have that could somehow be monetized through clips4sale.
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Mar 6, 2017 02:33
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uber_stoat posted:he's selling videos of himself doing things he was going to be doing anyway. This is the key to life and not nearly enough of us have figured this out yet.
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Mar 6, 2017 02:35
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Gonna strap a gopro to the interior of my toilet's bowl and eat a poo poo ton of wings.
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Mar 6, 2017 03:30
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Oh, hey, this site has 7 Mae Deming tickle clips.  http://clips4sale.com/list/en/search/MAE%20DEMMING%20TICKLING/category/0/storesPage/1/clipsPage/1Does the Star Citizen thread know about this?  I dunno, doesn't look that much like Sandy here, but I'm not paying 5 bux to get a better look.
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Mar 6, 2017 03:50
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porking a pork bun posted:Ever got a tingle in your loins at the thought of a fat guy eating fast food in his car? Because this guy has you covered I think that might be Australian politician George Christensen. 
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Mar 6, 2017 04:41
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Verily I Shat posted:I think that might be Australian politician George Christensen. that dude's stockwhip looks like a piece of poo poo Facebook Aunt posted:Oh, hey, this site has 7 Mae Deming tickle clips. I'm a little too tired to give a poo poo but compare that nose maybe. Clip may be way old? incoherent light fucked around with this message at 09:10 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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Mar 6, 2017 09:08
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I can't compete with this, I don't have a car. Is there a market for a grown man crying himself to sleep?
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Mar 7, 2017 06:37
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:I can't compete with this, I don't have a car. Maybe. Can you get a lady to stand on your balls while you do it?
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Mar 7, 2017 07:17
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Why the "in a car" part, anyway? Did someone have a really formative wank during one of those Sonic commercials?
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Mar 7, 2017 09:50
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Antivehicular posted:Why the "in a car" part, anyway? Did someone have a really formative wank during one of those Sonic commercials? i dont think abuse and formative should be in the same sentence
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Mar 7, 2017 12:50
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Facebook Aunt posted:Maybe. Can you get a lady to stand on your balls while you do it? Would an anime pillow work? No 3D woman is allowed access to my genitalia.
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Mar 7, 2017 17:21
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Do you have a source of the blue paint video for "research" purposes? also why the hell did I click on this thread
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Mar 7, 2017 21:17
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uhhhhh gently caress yeah, ignore me baby, take my money and ignore the poo poo out of me quote:Ignored idiot  quote:Do you really think I have time for you in my busy important life... Lo0l well because of how pathetic you look right now ... I GUESS i will let you sit below me while I drive and drag my long newport. ... Ignoring you7 while I listen to music and drive and then stop to text and finish blowing my smoke in your face... you are lucky to even get that much attention.
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Mar 8, 2017 00:35
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I can't stop looking at this terrible website, it's like a pure concentrated dose of everything crazy and weird about the internet. There's no way I'm coming out of this without picking up some bizarre new fetish, I've gazed into the abyss too long E:  quote:Spidermen crush https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qeebv8aUzeo pablo gbscobar fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Mar 8, 2017 |
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Mar 8, 2017 00:39
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Mar 8, 2017 00:47
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'HD' 'Shart dirty rear end, you rear end pervert like dirty assholes and farts and being told you are an rear end pervert oh and there is a big inflatable ball and a very loud messy fart as a bonus clip at the end' https://clips4sale.com/studio/78505...p+at+the+end%27 $6 and it's yours edit: yep, it's NWS all right
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Mar 8, 2017 00:52
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Filthy Hans posted:'HD' 'Shart dirty rear end, you rear end pervert like dirty assholes and farts and being told you are an rear end pervert oh and there is a big inflatable ball and a very loud messy fart as a bonus clip at the end' I can appreciate a movie whose title and tagline are simply a long stream of profanity pretend its some kid with unusually severe Tourettes who's really excited and just trying to say "HD, oh and there is a clip at the end." 
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Mar 8, 2017 01:56
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porking a pork bun posted:I can't stop looking at this terrible website, it's like a pure concentrated dose of everything crazy and weird about the internet. There's no way I'm coming out of this without picking up some bizarre new fetish, I've gazed into the abyss too long oh man I'm all horned up.
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Mar 8, 2017 02:16
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Filthy Hans posted:'HD' 'Shart dirty rear end, you rear end pervert like dirty assholes and farts and being told you are an rear end pervert oh and there is a big inflatable ball and a very loud messy fart as a bonus clip at the end' So I guess this is a studio and their biggest seller is 'HD' 'DON'T LOOK if you are not a snot fan https://clips4sale.com/studio/78505...ght+throw+up%27 So thank you for making me aware of that. Great. That's just greeaaaat
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ImmovableSquid posted:So I guess this is a studio and their biggest seller is 'HD' 'DON'T LOOK if you are not a snot fan thanks for sharing that fucker
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Mar 8, 2017 07:00
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They also have a clip that's just hair brushing? quote:'HD' 'POV Making it look and feel like you brush my long, soft, golden hair' This is almost endearing. Almost. Would probably be more endearing outside the context of its shart-and-snot brethren, though.
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Mar 8, 2017 07:04
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Antivehicular posted:This is almost endearing. Almost. Would probably be more endearing outside the context of its shart-and-snot brethren, though. its or bodysnatchers, or maybe a rogue AI, trying to mimic human sexuality but they have no soul so they keep getting it spectacularly wrong, also because humans will gently caress pretty much anything. maybe they're working on an algorithm to define "love" but people will jack off to random [adj]+[noun] combinations, and that makes it difficult
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Mar 8, 2017 07:26
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some day, perhaps sooner than you think, there will be algorithms dedicating to auto generating fetish porn, just like there are bots that can write lovely news articles using info gleaned from the internet.
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Mar 8, 2017 07:33
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Syd Midnight posted:I can appreciate a movie whose title and tagline are simply a long stream of profanity Not quite as profane but "big rear end latina teen chased by lesbian loving TREX on a hoverboard then gently caress"
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Mar 8, 2017 08:23
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Brb ripping 80s aerobics tapes
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Wamdoodle posted:Not quite as profane but That's just being descriptive. Usually the horny schizo types have a lot of repetition
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Mar 8, 2017 11:10
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Wamdoodle posted:Not quite as profane but yeah but thats poetry So how much does this cost the people requesting the bespoke fetish videos? I would not be surprised if people started using it to troll wherever there's a conflict like Israel /Palestine, Russia/Ukraine, USA/everyone, etc. requesting humiliation videos where like, "Big titted Russian domme humiliates pisses on small Ukranian penis 720p" or "Israeli female soldiers fart on your face laugh at dick pov ball torture HD" because the site is guaranteed to sell a few copies, and a carefully worded video request could get a really good outsider art performance packed with symbolism.
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Mar 8, 2017 18:45
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Syd Midnight posted:yeah but thats poetry I remember when Iraq War II was in full swing there was a lot of 'US troops shock and awe Iraqi sluts' type porn scenes on tube sites so the future is closer than you think.
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Mar 8, 2017 19:05
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someone should figure out how we get one of these made how we want it so we can start fundraising
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Mar 8, 2017 19:52
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I don't want my hard earned money spent on two Brazilian women trading doodoo.
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I know we joked earlier about it, but if anyone actually made 'Doom house: the porn parody' I would totally watch that. so long as it wasn't scat. eeewww.
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