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Hey Clips4sale, if you need a fat slob picking his nose just give me a holler.
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 Police Officer: Hey, what are you still doing here? I told you to clear out of the poon house! Do you want to have this horror?  Reginald P. Linux: "Poon house"?  Police Officer: Yeah, poon house! You know that creepy doll? She's part of the poon house mystique, and you've got it in spades, so you get out. That's my advice as an officer of law.  Reginald P. Linux: The girl that won't let me sleep? That doll? Police Officer: You seem like a man of many words. But let me tell you this howabout, If you don't move out of the poon house, it could spell your poon.  Reginald P. Linux: "Poon house"?  Police Officer: YEAH. POON.  Reginald P. Linux: "Poon house"? Police Officer: [takes fleshlight and leaves]
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Feb 24, 2017 08:57
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I don't even know what I'm doing
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Feb 24, 2017 11:00
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And they say slapstick is dead.
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Feb 24, 2017 21:36
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The Skeleton King posted:Why would anyone pay money to watch a fat land whale eat and be gross? This is America, you can find that anywhere for free. I'm gonna ignore your faux pas on account of You being new to the feeding scene, but don't bite mor then you can chew!
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Feb 26, 2017 20:41
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She can roll (and consume rolls) like nobody's business
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Feb 27, 2017 22:33
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I can't compete with this, I don't have a car. Is there a market for a grown man crying himself to sleep?
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Mar 7, 2017 06:37
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Facebook Aunt posted:Maybe. Can you get a lady to stand on your balls while you do it? Would an anime pillow work? No 3D woman is allowed access to my genitalia.
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I know we joked earlier about it, but if anyone actually made 'Doom house: the porn parody' I would totally watch that. so long as it wasn't scat. eeewww.
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