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but my wife wont get off my back!
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:33 |
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# ? May 17, 2024 14:56 |
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and when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house lol
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:33 |
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Is it more difficult to carry your wife or the typewriter to the coffee shop?
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:35 |
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my wife cant leave the house both legally and physically
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:36 |
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I hope you're smoking both a symbolic and literal pipe while you write
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:37 |
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i switch between pipe and chewing an AUTHENTIC cuban cigar
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:38 |
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Is it about me / my posting?
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:38 |
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you have a slight influence on the character " The impotent mail man"
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:39 |
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most of your influence is in his weiner
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:40 |
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OP there are no more "american" novels, we are part of the soviet union now. Will this be reflected in your novel? Will Trump be accurately depicted as Putin's little orange catamite?
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:42 |
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this is a rugged tale about a humble garbage man that takes the nation by their heart and souls and never lets go he is sort of ghangis khan meets the segergant in hogan's heroes.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:45 |
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I'm writing a book op, I've got 257 pages right now, should end up being right around 300, so I'm almost done. I thought it would be easy to write a book, turns out it is really hard and my book sucks rear end! Figure I may as well finish it as this point though. Thanks for listening and god bless
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:49 |
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im writing things i need at kroger
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:50 |
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Cn the garbage man wear a leotard and be really beefy?
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:52 |
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a friend of mines mother always buys tp when she goes to the grocery because she once had three girls in a house hold so they always needed it but now all but one has flown the coup and she has a literal closet full of TP she just forgets everytime!
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:53 |
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Enfield posted:im writing things i need at kroger How many pages?
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:53 |
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garbage man protagonist ( MAIN CHARACETR) wears a onesie thats three sizes too big but he does love beef stew!
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:53 |
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btw that "friend" Is actually the garbage man's love interest in the book the reluctdant cashier, i like to build realistic characters
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:54 |
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The garbage talks to him but no one else can hear it. He solves crimes with the information he receives.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:55 |
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I was writing a lengthy post about why it is unlikely that there will ever be another "great" novel on account of the declining importance of the novel in terms of impact on culture and also due to oversaturation of media preventing any one modern piece of media from dominating attention, but then i realized no one cares so stopped writing that in favour of this smaller post which describes the original, while still being too long to be something people want to read.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:55 |
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thats why his onesie is so big he brings the garbage with him for clues, the police thinks he is a misfit because he tried to bring three old chinese containers to positively ID a murder suspect
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:56 |
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i'm writing a shopping list, here's what i have so far: apples green onions cherry tomatoes crackers eggs it is a work in progress, but what do you all think?
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:08 |
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i hate it.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:09 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:i hate it.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:09 |
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OctoberBlues posted:I'm writing a book op, I've got 257 pages right now, should end up being right around 300, so I'm almost done. What's it about
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:12 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:a friend of mines mother always buys tp when she goes to the grocery because she once had three girls in a house hold so they always needed it but now all but one has flown the coup and she has a literal closet full of TP she just forgets everytime! Lotta bra stuffing going on in that household.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:19 |
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:What's it about It's about a guy who wakes up in an alley with no memories and nothing in his pockets. Sounds promising, but sucks rear end!
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:21 |
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what do you do when you have no memories and no money? you become a garbage man and get your memories from the trash
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:26 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:what do you do when you have no memories and no money? you become a garbage man and get your memories from the trash Thats loving brilliant
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:32 |
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this story's bout mah uncle terry, and you aint gonna like it
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:41 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:but my wife wont get off my back! That's never stopped us proud Finns. Finn up, man!
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 19:21 |
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That guy with the accordion wasn't invited but just try to stop him
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 19:22 |
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...and the pitch! posted:That guy with the accordion wasn't invited but just try to stop him gently caress you, that man can marry and carry an accordion if he wants to!
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 19:26 |
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gbs please focus on my great american novel, who will play my lead in the made for tv movie? please dont troll or poo poo post, we need to be a flag ship for the forums guys please stay on topic.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 19:29 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:gbs please focus on my great american novel, who will play my lead in the made for tv movie? I see it more as an animated movie
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 19:31 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:gbs please focus on my great american novel, who will play my lead in the made for tv movie? William Katt of course. I mean, he's already been in The Greatest American Hero.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 19:31 |
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:I see it more as an animated movie now you are talking, we can really jump on this whole "anime" bandwagon smart move
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 19:32 |
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I was thinking maybe tony danza could play the lead?
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 19:33 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:now you are talking, we can really jump on this whole "anime" bandwagon smart move anime?? for a great AMERICAN novel??? that will not be a smash hit Smash it Smash hit, so smash it
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OctoberBlues posted:I was thinking maybe tony danza could play the lead? Tony Danza would be perfect as long as the protagonist is named Tony.
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