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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

counter-strike is a game enjoyed by mature adults who appreciate the finer qualities of video games

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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counter-strike is the best game

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Barudak posted:

Which version?
the beta with the APC that would kill your team if you tried to drive it with them in it

and maybe the same beta where guns would stay on the map after the round was over so it was a foot race to the AWP

and you couldnt buy ammo in the first round so it always ended in a knife fight

etc

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Barudak posted:

Thats the good poo poo. the guns on the floor maps they later came up with were ok but since the gun spawns were static not very interesting.

The AWP is the least fun gun ever included in a game I put so much time into.
Jeepathon2k is the apogee of gaming.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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jokes posted:

Sniper rifles should never exist in a shooter video game.
the AWP used to take like 5 or 6 rounds to save for and buying it was a big deal

they made it less powerful but the buy in only takes 3 rounds

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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veni veni veni posted:

More than anything quick scoping just shouldn't exist.
there are games for that and they are horrible and pedantic "simulators."

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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ilmucche posted:

How is the AWP less powerful now? Anything but a leg shot is a one hit kill.
flinch on getting hit, zoomed in moving speed is super low, and time to zero the aim is a bit longer, and as mentioned it could graze your foot and it was an instant kill

its still a crazy rail gun and its part of what makes CS its own thing, but you have to set up more with it where as before you could quick scope like a maniac

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i found the best game on steam

:nws:https://store.steampowered.com/app/974420/SEXY_GIRLS/:nws:

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quote:

features:

- free hands mode

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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just gonna leave this handy walkthrough for deus ex right here

https://www.it-he.org/deus.php

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Dec 30, 2022

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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there are two types of deus ex players. those who go into the womans restroom and those who still go into the womans restroom knowing you are going to be reprimanded.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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id like to try VR for racing games, otherwise it seems sweaty

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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cant hear foghat - slowride without thinking about guitar hero

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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playin deus ex...had to buff low tech weapons cause i keep running low on ammo trying to wipe out the entire NYC NSF terrorists any anyone harboring terrorists and also any terrorist collaborators

went straight to advanced on rifles/shotguns right at liberty island. using sawed off shotgun as primary, yeeee haw!!! its very effective.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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trying to play Control, bought it on sale, years ago, thinking hey this would be good for my 3070

so far it kinda sucks, ive put a couple hours into it and i guess you get new abilities but if the rest of the game is like this i mite tap out and play doom eternal instead

im trying really hard to like it but its trying really hard to be bad

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Just When I Thought I Was Out, They Pull Me Back In!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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MrQwerty posted:

Anyone remember Outwars? I used to play the poo poo out of that.
the original starship troopers game

i remember playing the demo and loving it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i dont have too much time to play games...but when i do i like to drift

https://i.imgur.com/6Civ3md.mp4

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Jun 22, 2023

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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JollyBoyJohn posted:

Yeah we should go back to games costing 50 quid which you can beat in an hour
id feel ripped off if i paid full price for kane and lynch 2 even though its kinda good

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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I gave Control another shot after lowering my expectations a bit and learning the gameplay flow (and getting some new super powers) and I'm actually enjoying it now.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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im playing halo 1 through the Master Chef Collection and the game still holds up really well but the remastered graphics are often uglier than the original graphics

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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deep dish peat moss posted:

DreamWorks All-Star Kart Racing is the Game Of The Year. I haven't played it but I already know. It has all your favorite DreamWorks characters, like Shrek, the donkey from Shrek, the prince from Shrek, and the cat from Shrek.
Hmmm will it unseat the best kart racer that is Garfield Kart?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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I tried to play DE but it turns out I also don't like reading.

*loads up blood gulch/dust2*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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all this souls hype has perked my interest

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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the boss baby T.V. show is funny

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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I just bought Quantum Break a Remedy game I never knew existed.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Barudak posted:


You'd think you dont know it because it was an Xbox One exclusive, but you'll soon learn its because its not very good and if you make it all 6(?) hours to the end one of the worst final bosses of the generation.
As much as I liked Control (eventually after it gave you enough powers to be fun) it had some bad boss fights, especially the expansion.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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The worst boss of human revolution is resiting the OCD urge to open all the desk drawers and read all the emails in Montreal.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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I really really didn't like Mankind Divided. I basically didn't have any reason to care the whole game. Nothing clicked for me.

HR is still pretty sweet though and I've done a few replays.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Still waiting for No Country For Older Men.

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Feb 19, 2014

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Renreeja posted:

I have such great memories of Deus Ex HR cause played with my best friend and we had no idea what the game was gonna be like going in, had no clue about the original. Our playstyle is to act as stupid as possible and its really rewarding game for that.

The part in Chicago where you get to the cop guy at the desk and are supposed to puppetmaster him with dialog we were about to piss ourselves laughing, they made it so you had to give him almost all carrots and one stick to get what you wanted. Like if you were just nice to him hed get uppity and tell you to gently caress yourself
I nearly poo poo my pants on the first playthrough and your doing the classic Deus Ex B&E ransacking someone's apartment and just expecting that once it's clear no one is going to barge in but then all of a sudden the owner of the apartment interrupts your treasure hunt.

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