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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

VideoTapir posted:

Because my fursuit is at the cleaners.

:vince::vince::vince:

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

The Dennis System posted:

My dream game is the original Mass Effect, but with no character interactions, dialogue or story whatsoever.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
What we all need is a next-gen ECCO the Dolphin game.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

signalnoise posted:

Me dream game features a ham-fisted handling of a philosophical issue and is universally lauded by critics for daring to provoke deep concepts in gamers

?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Iwatched this whole loving trailer and I have literally no idea what this game is about. FISH LASER!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Rutibex posted:

i use Realplayer 8 for all of my media needs

DivX player all day!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Maya Fey posted:

Curious what mpc does that vlc doesnt

Allows the user to be all smug about how they don't use lovely conformist VLC player.

e: tbf, I use mpc but it's because they had hilarious anime cccp backgrounds that came with it.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pastry Mistakes posted:

Smash Bros is loving terrible

Is this really an unpopular opinion :confused:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

a bone to pick posted:

Super Mario Odyssey is going to suck.

Every 3D Mario has sucked.

Every 2D Mario has sucked

Every Mario RPG craps has sucked.

Mario loving sucks.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

!Klams posted:

I'm of the opinion that video games aren't violent enough.

I mean there's no creativity in the violence / gore in most games. Like, fatalities in Mortal Kombat should be the low bar for creative violence. I remember reading about Manhunt, a game so 'violent' it was in the news and stuff. I was reading how with all the different weapons you can do a quick attack or hold down the attack button to do a super violent kill, and reading that one of the weapons was a plastic bag. I was like, "Holy poo poo, what does he do with the violent kill, fist it down their throat? Use it like a dog-poop bag to make a glove and then punch into their guts and bag up an organ, and then beat them to death with their organ in the bag?!!" Nah, he just puts it over their head and they choke. And that's a game famed for its 'violence'.

I dunno I mean its not like I want to see people suffer, it's not a sadistic thing, its just, most of gaming is about killing stuff. It could be literally anything, but its not, its 'bullet goes in head, death animation'. I guess its not 'violence' more like, graphic content that I think is lacking.

Sadly for you friend, computer ultra-violence hit it's peak with Phantasmagoria.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
CD-FMV games own so loving hard it's almost incomprehensible.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

a new study bible! posted:

Dating sims are better than Halo

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Antique oral surgery performed by an 1870's barber is better than halo.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
DOS Wasteland > Wasteland 2

In every way.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The Something Awful Forums > Main > GBS: You Gotta Be Kitten Me > Unpopular Videogame Opinions!

steinrokkan posted:

Morrowind was a loving trainwreck with some cool ideas buried deep within.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Only legitimate pirate gameplay is Monkey Island rhyming games.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Tin Can Hit Man posted:

I think Monkey Island must be one of those nostalgia things, like Transformers and He-Man. In the way that, if you weren't there the first time around, it just isn't gonna be that great.

I mean, it was ok. But people talked it up to me like it was gonna be the next side-splitting comedy game to play. And yeah, I laughed a few times. But I mostly chuckled here and there. At the end I felt my time and money would have been better spent watching cartoons on Netflix.

People playing video games back then expected something different from modern vidya players.

Not to say that anyones opinion in this situation is wrong. Just throwin' that out there.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

It's actually FF8

Any person who doesn't know this does not like games.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The only good game is Croc. Spare me your bullshit equivocation, "but LAP your opinion is wrong and mine is better." No. You are loving wrong. CROC the loving CROCODILE

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here


mind the walrus posted:

I could run Croc off of a prebuilt Compaq from CompUSA back in 1996. It was indeed the game of Kings.

;)::hf:;)

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

fruit on the bottom posted:

Just give me an HD Croc with swearing and tits

Croc Nukem: Forever

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
ANY GAME YOU LIKE IS NOT AS GOOD AS GAME I LIKE

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bholder posted:

If you don't find any of the divinity games funny then you hate fun

Hating fun is a prerequisite for enjoying any game made after the year 2000.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Any game that features Mario as a character or has his name in the title is for twelve year olds and adult autists who are addicted to fan-boyage like it's the new heroine.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Good soup! posted:

perhaps you should stop playin bubsy 3D kid, maybe you might graduate to something a bit more your style like

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

fruit on the bottom posted:

Come on man, you have to say “filthy casuals” before I can finish

*Leans in close to fruit on the bottom's ear and whispers seductively*

filthy...loving...casuals.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Magius1337est posted:

the playstation 1 had a much better range of good third party games and official games than the n64 ever had in first party exclusives

Croc and Croc and Croc were the poo poo

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

peter gabriel posted:

I quite like some video games and others not so much

Oh yeah!? Well I don't like some games much but I quite like some others.

:boom:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

peter gabriel posted:

That's pretty controversial my man

Sorry, man.

I really flew off the handle there. I'm gonna take a few deep breaths and count to ten.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

peter gabriel posted:

Look, you had a crazy moment, thought better of it, took a step back and reflected on it. To me that's the mark of a true man, I salute you :)

:respek:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Oscar Wild posted:

Gamers are the worst.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Magius1337est posted:

halo is better on pc

Halo is a bad game on any platform. Ever.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
All games, gamers, game creators, game producers, and game merchandise is terrible horrible garbage.

Try and disagree.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
...I remember when this thread was fun.



Never forget.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Magius1337est posted:

Spyro the dragon was better than mario 64

Truer words and all that.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Best video game?

https://i.imgur.com/gNg6tIt.mp4

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
When me and my friend play red alert 2 my friend tunnels into the wall and by the time I find him he shoots me. It's unfair.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

a bone to pick posted:

Console gaming is for cool Chads that have a lot of sex with beautiful men and women.

Chad has been known to x-bone.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Das Butterbrot posted:

this is true, but mostly for RPGs

i don't know a single good western fighting game or SHMUP

in before idiots say killer instinct

Clay Fighter

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