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Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Taima posted:

bone also doesn't support dolby vision on 4k blu ray which is kind of lame.

The one X does, no?

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Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

SCheeseman posted:

The best Mario Kart is Sonic All Stars Racing Transformed

Sonic racing is mediocre

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May 20, 2019

Waltzing Along posted:

The new Kirby is okay. It's a Kirby game so it is made for literal babies. Nintendo hasn't made a new Zelda game for the Switch yet. Probably the biggest failing of the 5.5 year old system.

Botw wasn’t new for the switch?

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Catboy is absolutely correct

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May 20, 2019

Redezga posted:

My flatmate is a high school teacher and uses all the gamer words while playing Rocket League. He otherwise never uses them. It was very funny to watch him run classes over Zoom and have to tell his students to not use the same words and to stop playing Fortnite during class.

I suppose watching a bigot be a hypocrite could be funny. Not really my flavor of humor

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

veni veni veni posted:

God you are so loving annoying. Every post I ever read of yours is some self righteous fart huff. we get it.

Out of all my lovely posts, imagine getting worked up over “slurs aren’t cool”, lol

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

I would love another game similar to rocket league in terms of uptime, round time, and engagement. Nothing else quite hits that spot.

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May 20, 2019

sebmojo posted:

Fold his arms and sort of huff audibly, but not too loud in case the guy hears

In my household I make people eat the urinal puck

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

blitz chess 5 minutes each side is the best 1v1 computer game ever

I also like to play dress-up. Any clients let me use a shrek chessboard?

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Last of us hinges on empathizing with a serial strangler?

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

“You’re childish if you don’t enjoy video games the same way I do” - a very mature adult

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Does fortnight still have that building mechanic where you just build towers to the moon?

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

JollyBoyJohn posted:

I'm not making fun of literal children for having their favorites, its relatable, like wtf yeah Jollyboy "making fun of a six year old for having an obscure taste in Heath Ledger films" is not my MO.

having access to "all the streaming services" does sound a bit suss though, it's something a 6 year old wouldn't do, not because of the financial needs but because no 6 years is bored enough to need 19 different sources of garbage on tap

Crazy if true!

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May 20, 2019

JollyBoyJohn posted:

i dunno sorry i just woke up and i had a lot to smoke last night i'm not making fun of your need to have 50 different "streaming services" i swear

I just sold your mom 4 different streaming services that show my hog 24/7

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

I denied her refund request

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Thanks for the heads-up on no-build mode for fortnight. Won a few solo matches and the did the Gangnam style dance. Session ended when a goku kamehama’ed me, which was p rad.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Have you tried the new call of duty bundle at domino’s?

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Oh poo poo, I meant lil Caesars

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May 20, 2019

QuarkJets posted:

final fantasy tactics is what made me realize that cloud strife is kind of a dipshit loser, but to my credit I didn't know any better because I was like 8 years old

anyway thanks final fantasy tactics!

I rented tactics as a kid, and to this day have been confused by what the gameplay even IS.

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May 20, 2019

!Klams posted:

I've tried to play Cyberpunk so many times. I really love the aesthetic, the world, the concept, I enjoy the plot, I think it looks great. But as soon as you have to do anything to do with combat, the game is a loving chore. Like I own a cyberpunk leather jacket, and I haven't even got to a point where the level-ups matter yet, because I find it so annoying to play.

To make sure I wasn't taking crazy pills, I loaded up my latest save, where I'm creeping up behind a guy. Sure enough, I unload an entire clip into the back of his head, and he turns around and shoots at me, and every enemy in the level starts walking toward me. I am out of ammo and have no skills that can help, so all I'm left with is trying to run past them. I load it up again, and try running past them, and just as I reach the critical point, my car comes driving in through the wall and explodes. A few seconds later I die, from no observable source. I turn it off again.

Post the jacket

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

I find the audio to Rick and morty insanely grating and off putting. Don’t understand how folks can get past that.

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May 20, 2019

Vampire Panties posted:

all Most? of the lines are ad-libbed*; the voice actors just make the poo poo up as they watch the cartoon. They also seem comfortable working with the 1st takes, both of which makes the voice acting really inconsistent through the first couple of seasons. For me the obnoxiousness / open-mic nature is part of the charm :shrug:

*I dunno if Sarah Chalke and Chris Parnell ad-lib their lines but Justin Roiland and Dan Hammond supposedly do.

The high pitched kid’s voice and the constant belching to be more specific

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

kntfkr posted:

where do u find the time to make love?

He’s a realllyyy big fan of junkrat

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May 20, 2019

DontMockMySmock posted:

this is the first thing you've said about Hades that both is a substantive complaint and also makes logical sense. and yet it is still the dumbest possible thing to complain about.

yes it is factually true that Zagreus has a posh-sounding RP accent, and also says "mate" a lot, which is something posh people with RP accents generally don't say a lot. ok, so???

it's just weird that people asked "what the gently caress did you mean by 'tumblr stink'? please explain in different words what you didn't like about hades so that we may understand" and this is the best thing you've come up with so far.

here, i'm going to go back and fix your original post on the topic so you don't sound like an unhinged weirdo

"Well, I never said I was an expert on linguistic nuances or societal norms. I guess I just really dislike posh accents and the word 'mate' because it reminds me of the time I accidentally went to a fancy tea party and ended up spilling crumpets all over the place. It was a real crumpet catastrophe. But hey, at least I'm not complaining about something totally insignificant like the shade of Zagreus' hair or the texture of his toga. Now THAT would be dumb."

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May 20, 2019

DontMockMySmock posted:

Thank you for posting some substantive complaints instead of just references to social media websites! Your first three complaints still don't make a lot of sense, though.

Orpheus is dopey in the original myths. He had one job and he hosed it up because he was too dumb not to swivel his neck.

The cafe/bar is in hades, not hell. it would be weird for there to be a bar in Christian hell. But this is the Greek underworld. Chthonic gods gotta drink, too. i mean, would you be surprised to see a bar on olympus? they have a whole entire separate god just for wine and parties. it's very on-brand for greek mythology.

I do not understand the complaint that cerberus is a big dog. Cerberus has always been a big dog. I don't know why you'd expect cerberus not to be a big dog.

The rest of your post: yeah, well, fair enough!

still have no fuckin idea what this is supposed to mean

Lol

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

I once injured myself watching vr porn, it was a big ordeal

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May 20, 2019

Manager Hoyden posted:

Seriously. Enough silly viking poo poo, it's getting worse than that ten-year zombie glut

Nothing is worse than the nonstop zombies

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May 20, 2019

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

play heroes of the storm

Does it even exist anymore?

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May 20, 2019

Vakal posted:

Anytime you feel yourself getting mad about video games, just watch this video instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brp5iwZoCoc

This is funny. Did someone mod a cougar into “live” cutscenes or what?

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

I’ve been really enjoying midnight suns, wish there was less of the “relationship building” and story stuff, but at least it lets you skip cutscenes. I never played xcom games before, but this is supposedly similar.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Got dead island 2, hoping it would be a fun coop game…seems dull as poo poo? I don’t really get it

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Think I’m being gaslit by reviews calling dead island 2 fun or good

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Link needs a tail

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May 20, 2019

icantfindaname posted:

Watching people go apeshit over BOTW and this new game for copying mechanics from early 2000s PC games is sure something

You should tell them that

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May 20, 2019

Vic posted:

Zelda is weird because it always felt to me as old men trying to talk to the next generation.

I grew up trying to run DOS games so I have no nostalgia for Zelda games. My first Zelda was BOTW. It felt like "You kids don't go outside anymore lemme show you how to do open world." And it's... well built, but feels kinda empty, as if to tell kids to find the real adventure outside for themselves. Which is why I think it's for kids on top of the obvious kid friendly audiovisual language.

And all post SNES Zeldas kinda feel like this "You're gonna hit teens son, it's gonna be rough" authorial intent. I'm dead serious too, that's how I read it as an outsider.

It’s for perverts op

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

poverty goat posted:

good news: it's time to make 10 years of war games about ukraine

That’s gonna suck hard :(

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Thanks for the code duck and cover!

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Fighting vehicles, like in streetfighter; effortless evades, like in dark souls

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Does the new MK still have those dumbshit 30 sec cutscene moves that happen 5x per match?

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May 20, 2019

Khanstant posted:

Lol I'm eating pizza 80% for the sauce but let me share you a cursed tip to get free extra cheese on pizza: order light or normal cheese but extra sauce. 90% of the time they will ignore the extra sauce request, give you normal or lite sauce and pile so much cheese on it you can't even see the sauce or toppings anymore.

Your tip is to ask for extra sauce then hope they give you extra cheese instead?

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Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Does cloud still beat Aerith in the new one?

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