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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

InitialDave posted:

:siren: Post a picture of your vehicle in a location half a mile or more from the nearest public paved road (public dirt tracks and forestry roads are permitted). :siren:

I'd suggest using Google maps or similar to confirm.

35.679959,-96.156674
:siren: post a picture of your vehicle at your county courthouse, or equivalent.:siren:

joat mon fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Feb 23, 2017

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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

i own every Bionicle posted:

:siren:Post a picture of your car parked diagonally on a corner, with the nose facing in towards the apex and the wheels turned out, so it looks like it's drifting :siren:


:siren:post a picture of your vehicle with a work of art or quotable quote done in the dust on the back window:siren:

joat mon fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Feb 23, 2017

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Shrugs Not Drugs posted:

Are side windows acceptible? body panels? the snow I neglect to clean out of my box keeps washing the back one off.

Side Windows are cool. Dirty body panels work too.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

IOwnCalculus posted:

I literally ran the WJ through a car wash last night but I will not violate the sanctity of The Driving Game by claiming anything about it was meticulous.

If you're being fearful or timid about posting a pic, you're literally being meticulous, so I think you're covered.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Adiabatic posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Automotive Insanity > The AI Driving Game - Wait, you mean I can talk to strangers?

1. Sometimes they say 'no,' dammit.
2. Should have taken a smaller car today.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
I would go with motorized and ridden at the bare minimum, or else I'm going to chain a garden tiller to a hay spike and call it a tow.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Derp.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Feb 28, 2017

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

No wonder the X-34s just aren't in demand anymore.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Quote is not edit (again)

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
That's fantastic. I'll lead the rebellion if it isn't accepted.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
I'm intrigued by the questions about lack of jorts, contrasted with the absence of questions about finding size 11 high heels.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

PHOTO OF YOUR CAR WITH SOMEONE WEARING JORTS AND HIGH HEELS.



:siren: post an advertisement of a vehicle (preferably one like yours) then post a picture where you have recreated that advertisement with your vehicle :siren:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Tomarse posted:





I tried very hard to get the levers in the exact same positions as in the advert but have concluded that it is not physically possible with my steering wheel!
Very well done.

The Locator posted:

:siren: Post a picture of your car next to a historical landmark/monument marker - share what the marker is and the text :siren:


(The marker is up from the left rear corner of the truck)
The building in the background is the Creek Nation Council House


The Trail of Tears

:siren: Post a picture of your vehicle at the edge of a natural or manmade precipice, as close as you dare :siren:
To start off with, the precipice needs to be at least a yard/meter high, so curbs/kerbs don't count.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Torn Quad Jones posted:


:siren: post a pic of your vehicle MID burnout :siren:

I figure almost a week gives me some leeway...



:siren: post a pic of your vehicle in front of a large mural or well done work of graffiti. (Like, boxcar sized, at least) :siren:

joat mon fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Mar 28, 2017

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Tony Doughnuts posted:

Beautiful. Did you use gasoline or some other flavor of dinosaur squeezings?

2-stroke fuel. Bad gas works really well because it burns slow and relatively long, but I didn't have any of that on hand. If I wasn't lazy I'd have tried a gas and diesel mix.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

hedgegnome posted:


:siren: Post a picture of your vehicle under a tiny bridge :siren:



Define tiny? I don't know if this counts.


VVVVV
hedgegnome or Adiabatic get to make this call.
However, if this pic is acceptable, the next challenge will be in your honor and you can be its arbiter.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Mar 29, 2017

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
:siren: Post a picture of your vehicle next to an astonishing phallic symbol:siren:


Astonishingerifficosity to be judged by A. Wang.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

The Locator posted:

What in the hell is the 'artistic basis' of a blue oval?

Supposedly the oval represented economy and reliability(?!)

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

RillAkBea posted:

Subaru? Pleiades, the constellation, which I might have been able to see if the sky wasn't overcast.

Probably talking about Ford.

But can you be 'next to' something that not even light will be next to for over 400 years?
(I hope so)

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
:golfclap:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Honeysuckle isn't rare, so this doesn't count, but this bush at our gate smells heavenly.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
:siren: Go to the internet movie car database and find a movie featuring your car. Then use your car to recreate a scene from that movie. :siren:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Cop Porn Popper posted:

According to that and as far as I know, there are no mazda 6s in a movie. Jerks. :(

a search for model GJ?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Torn Quad Jones posted:


:siren:SHOW US A PIC OF YOU FIXING SOMETHING ON YOUR A BUSTED ANTENNA, A CRACKED TAILLIGHT, A BROKEN BOLT ANYTHING!:siren:

I just so happen to be trying to fix a busted antenna (motor).


Coaley thinks the problem is that the parts aren't edible.


and Redman's "irreplaceable small parts" detector is going off.


:siren: take a picture of a Lego man/ G.I. Joe figurine / Barbie doll /what have you interacting with /having adventures on/in/inside your vehicle:siren:

e: which would work well with:

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

Each challenge completed by the fourth, up to 5, with a variation of the hood-photo worked in, I'll also donate.

But what is a Clampett-lip?

joat mon fucked around with this message at 03:20 on May 2, 2017

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Safety Dance posted:

In the spirit of this photo, drive at least 10 miles to the site of a tragedy.


See down the river, just before where the trees end and the river bends to the right?

This bridge used to be there:


But 106 years and 5 days ago, there was a little more to the scene:

bigger

The lynching of Laura and L.D. Nelson

:siren: Take a picture of your vehicle helping you do a good turn for somebody. Failing that, take a picture of your vehicle with something cute, beautiful, uplifting or funny. :siren:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Slung Blade posted:


What say you, does this fit your criteria?

Absolutely!

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Doesn't count, this was two weeks ago:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Whale_of_Catoosa

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Leperflesh posted:

Hmm. Brake light on my truck has been on for... oh, ten years or so, but that's the only one. I think it only has four lights? Brake, Oil, engine, and... hmm, maybe it only has three...

Battery?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

IOwnCalculus posted:

Or an Escort, Contour, or Tempo.

Maybe a Mazda 323 or Protege for shits and grins.

Wouldn't Tempo/Contour be midsized? More like Comet/Fairmont than Pinto?

Somebody do something interesting, because an F-150 is about the easiest and boringest way to complete.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Leperflesh posted:

What would be the 20+ year precursor to a 2003 mazda protege5

5 door 808 / GLC / 323, depending on year?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

shy boy from chess club posted:

Oh poo poo I didn't think of that, I thought we were just going ham on posting trunk junk pics. If I can pick a challenge it's to get a picture of your car near a "Welcome to (your state)" sign. Bonus if it's a really cool one like the Florida one on Route 1 since it looks like it's 60s vintage and I regret not getting that picture when I lived there.

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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Very well done! Good turn, too.

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